Couldn’t just pass this one by….
There’s no way I could just walk by this one without taking a picture… We complain about Ohioans all over this site for a variety of things. It’s time to add “parking ability” to that list. The bright Ohioan who decided that it would be a good idea to park almost in an intersection should get some sort of dumbass award (something more than just the parking ticket). Click on the picture for a better view.


June 16th, 2008 at 9:52 am
GOOD ONE, BEAU! DANG, you sure is smart, Beau.
Increase the space on your mickey mouse site so I can post photos of your “natives”. I’ve got tons of great pictures of the Folly Fucktards. Folly Beach and Charleston just proves there is no bottom to stupid.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
So you say. When you get a “mickey mouse site” up and going dedicated to your hatred of the people who were on Folly Island long before you showed up let me know. I’ll dedicate a whole page on this awesome site to making fun of your inability to use the correct verb tense when using a plural subject.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Great picture. Please take some pictures of those male Buckeye’s and post them. We can all laugh at their man boobs. They all have them and they like to show them. Thanks for the laugh.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Uh….genius….the intentional misuse of the verb tense was a sarcastic jab at your southern stupidity. Sorry, I guess you don’t understand the obvious. Those of us that are educated also don’t use “y’all”, “beau” and “fixin to” when we speak.
I’ll make sure - the next time - when I make fun your lack of education that I do so with less sarcastic humor and be more direct.
G-O-T I-T??
June 18th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Beau Ashley Cooper - It seems you, sir, have missed the obvious. My critique is not of your first sarcastic sentence (which does not have a plural subject and therefore cannot be the sentence I was referring to) but rather your use of the verb “proves” when you should have used “prove” (in the only sentence with a plural subject - sorry you missed it). More information on the correct plural form of the verb can be found at http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/prove . I wonder if you even took the time to go back and proofread your original post. If you didn’t, you are incorrectly arrogant; if you did, then you are twice guilty of the solecism.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I’m quite possitive that a woman must be responsible for such a lack of drive-a-tude, not to mention lack of common courtesy. Ohio or not, women are by far the most dangerous things that we as Americans must endure on our highways.
They’re insurance should be double and their driver’s test should be longer. I was going to say “and harder” but i’m sure the normal test is much harder for their scientifically-proven-smaller-brains.
The non-stop yacking and texting along with the application of make-up while driving is killing and crippling the children of this great land. I fear that if such negligence persists we will all be speaking Canadian in the near future.
June 29th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Beau Ashley Cooper-
You have got to be kidding me…
I’m not sure if you’re right or not but I bet my dad thought about being uneducated when he was “fixinto” go to college and get more than one degree. He has an IQ of 128 and is a walking encyclopedia. Those words are used by both the uneducated and the educated.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
It is so funny to see people get upset about this site. It is just about comedy, and poking fun at the obvious. “Beau Ashley Cooper” obviously has some “southern envy” considering his screen name. I know that he just want to be loved. I know, I know; he is trying to make a feable attempt of scarcasm. FYI, I bet 95% of the pictures he claims to have from Folly are not “natives”, the people migrated there from places far far away. Yes there are some kooks out there, but the percentage of “native” Folly people is slim. They are TRANSPLANTS. I lived there for over 10 years and can say that I do know “most” of the people that were there back in the day before the JI connector. Remember that this is just comedy, so don’t take offense, it is just a JOKE…
July 20th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I am from South Carolina and found out about this website from my brother who lives on the coast. I don’t notice the Ohioan invasion as much because I live in the upstate. I visit Myrtle, Pawleys, and Charleston frequently and definitely notice there seem to be as many Ohio tags as South Carolina tags. If you didn’t know they are putting in an express lane for Ohioans to reach the coast of South Carolina, I-73. Here is a link: http://www.i73insc.com/
August 31st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
lol. I dont know about the coast but in Columbia this yank would get a ticket for “parking on wrong side of street”
August 31st, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Those yanks think they are superior to us “hillbillies” and that they can do whatever they damn well please. Remember they have the mentality that their yankee tourism dollars keep SC going.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Dear Northern gals. I am so very sorry . I was just tryin’ to get sum attention. I am a skanky ho and i don’t know no better. You Northern gals are all so smart and beautiful and I know that I will never measure up to any of you’s. I walk the 30 blocks to the public beach access every day and beg the tourists for a hand out. Sometimes I try in offer my swallowing skills to the handsome Northern men. BUT they aint want nuthin to do with me. Sometimes I pretend that I am stayin at one of those purdy hotels on the beach front. I even jump in the pools to get a bath. See I do try to get clean. At the end of the day, I walk home the 30 blocks and call it a good day. My lil Tammie May is only 7 years old, but she keeps a good eye on my brood while I am out beggin . I pologize for my dumb stuff i wrote on here, after all i’m only a crack hore. love to all you’n northern people, we need your money so keep comin’ back!
September 4th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Bubba, I mean skanky ho’, get a life, get a job’ stop blowing everyone.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I WANT TO BE A CAROLINA GIRL. CAN I COME TO SC AND BE A CAROLINA GIRL? I AM ACTUALLY FLYING THERE ON MONDAY. I AM STAYING IN A CONDO ON THE BEACH UNTIL OCTOBER. WILL “YA’LL” HELP ME FIND A JOB AND RELOCATE THERE? I VACATION THERE EVERY YEAR AND REALLY WANT TO MOVE THERE. ME AND BUCKEYE GIRL ARE BOTH FLYING IN AND CAN’T WAIT TO GET THERE. WE LOVE FOLLY BEACH AND ALL THE LOCALS. THEY ARE SO FRIENDLY AND MAKE US FEEL SO WELCOME. WE’LL BE ARRIVING MONDAY AFTERNOON AND LOOK FORWARD TO BEING THERE.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
You and Buckeye Girl will be Carolina Girls when hell freezes over. Got it bitch?