Irrelevant Witticisms
From G. Raabe:
Dear inevitably unintelligent college student who made this site,
Naturally, I must begin this note by complaining of the dramatically bovine status of your site. I at least expected a few more irrelevant witticisms!? Regardless, I would like to focus on one of the numerous notable flaws of your huge, four page website. You state: ‘They also take up all the parking at the beach and try rather ineptly to surf (Ohio kooks are the worst of all).’ First off, I’d like to share an online chuckle with you that you think your East Coast Bible Belt waves are even worthy of the thought of being surfed by tourists. When Ohioans think of the Carolinas, what generally comes to mind is:
1. My grandma lives there
2. Everyone’s grandma lives there
3. Besides retirement homes, I hear they have bad college football
4. Rednecks
5. I think I’d rather go to Florida. Or anywhere I can understand the dialect
So, though I am sure you enjoy projecting your own image as one of a cool, laid back surfer at times, I would love to wager that neither you, or any of your friends are any less ponderous or oafish atop a longboard than my grandmother, who is most likely looking out of her window laughing at you. The brobdingnagian two and a half foot waves that crash monumentally upon your shores are must have brought you up as a pure-bred surfer, huh? As you are obviously a white, internet inclined person, probably at least mildly overweight, you would look even more awkward walking with a surf board, or anywhere on a beach, than, well, my grandmother. Though I’m sure you will neglect to post this on your ‘Hate Mail’ section, as it intelligently defeats your anti-Ohio effort, I at least hope that you are now more self-concious over your weight problem. Go Buckeyes.
With so much love,
G. Raabe
I have no idea what this site has to do with cows. Or with dramatic cows (Do they act?). Our “huge, four page website” (ah - that must be an example of the irrelevant witticisms you want to see) has grown a bit. If only more invaders thought as you do that South Carolina is a terrible place; perhaps then we would see fewer of you. Unfortunately, that is not the case, and my fine state continues to impress the daylights out of your people. We’d love to help you spread the news to your friends back home that the Carolinas are no place for your kind.
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:59 pm
and what is wrong with our dialect, we can understand it?!
May 3rd, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Did you really think that using all of those unneccessary BIG words would help your argument??? It just made you look like an arrogant A (sorry I don’t say curse words…I have manners, unlike your females)! And if you can’t understand anyone down here why don’t you just pack it on up and go home!! We would love to see less of you!
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:18 pm
I hear so many Yankees say that they just love the accent here. When was the last time you heard a southerner tell a Yankee that? No one wants to hear them talk.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:37 am
Only reason SOME Northerns like to hear the accents of southerns is because it sounds like you’re from a third world country, get with it. It’d be easy to understand everyone i….f… e..v.e…r….y….o…n…e. t..a….l..k….e..d l…i…k…e t…h..i…s, unfortunately that’s not the case, though we may speak fast at least we’re able to comprehend what comes from our mouths. Lets take Boonhower from “King of the Hill” as an example.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I must agree with the “Go Buckeyes” cheer. With all my heart, I wish you well and hope you will Go, Buckeyes, Please.
Ta Ta,
Judith
May 4th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Ha ha. That should be a bumper sticker. Go Buckeyes! No seriously, Go.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
I’m from Folly beach and every time I see someone from Ohio they are lost and confused. All the inbreeding must have made them stupid as hell. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STATE, AND STAY IN THAT SHITHOLE KNOWN AS OHIO.
May 5th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
G. Raabe:
I say the usual to you, “…bla bla bla, if you don’t like it here, go home…”, but more so, I say if you don’t like this website or the webmaster of this site, that’s OK, just remember, you CHOSE to visit this site just as you CHOSE to live here…and of course, belittle both. The creator of this site will make a fortune from it and he chose to create it because he believes in his point, as do I. If you don’t like this site, why don’t you create your own site “whyohiohatesthesouth.com”? I seriously doubt you would have many visitors, but I really think you should try it out.
BTW, the Bible is NOT the southern East Coast. It goes well into Ohio, which neighbors the center of it, Kentucky and West Virginia. I mean no disrespect to those states, but…come on…do your research.
May 7th, 2007 at 9:19 am
I agree, Go Buckeyes(all the way back to Ohio) By the way didn’t OS lose the national championship in two sports(if you call Ohio State football a sport)?
May 7th, 2007 at 11:08 am
If winning a football or basketball game is the best defense Ohioans have, they really are in sad shape! WHO CARES?!
I do like Stroms bumper sticker…good one!
May 7th, 2007 at 11:58 am
the Bible is NOT the southern East Coast? Of course not, it’s a book!
May 12th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
You should check your family tree you’ll find most of the families in this country made their way here from the New England area.
This site is the kind of thing that gets people hurt, and shows your true lack of compassion for your fellow man. I’m sure you would turn on own if their views weren’t in line with yours.
I could be wrong about the New England thing, you could be one of the rare people who are proof that Indians really did get it on with pigs, in which case you would be a true native to this area.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I’m shocked that anyone would make racists remarks about native Americans on this site or elsewhere. I guess that’s how it rolls in your part of the country.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Your mom - I can’t help it that you are too stupid to decipher a typo! He clearly meant “Bible belt” and he’s right, it’s an Appalachian thing which covers a lot of territory, including parts of OH.
May 14th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
G Raabe
first of all let me appologize… i’m so sorry that you feel like you must criticise our thriving culture when you come from a cultural BLACK HOLE!!!!
first off, the history and culture that surrounds south carolina is something you all must marvel, cause you all come down and buy Gullah sweetgrass basket to take back to you ohioan friends who oooo and awe over them cause you can’t do anything but stick your thumbs up your butt to keep them warm. no festivals like the Spoleto Festival in Charleston every May to expose you to beauty and culutre from around the world.
second, why then do our plantation houses and Fort Sumter draw in millions, yes millions of dollars a year? i can tell it’s not from the south carolinians. we’ve seen it. it’s from people like you who have never seen anything involved in history before (and when i mean history, not Ohio State winning the football games). i mean history that has shaped and made this nation both great and beautiful at the same time. nothing is more beautiful than a cotton field blowing in the wind or a tobacco barn, but you know this since all you can see in Ohio (and yes, unfortunately i have been there) is polluted lakes, frozen rivers and NO COLOR. everything is gray. so i can’t blame you for coming here, heck after 10 minutes in Ohio the West Virginia i’d just left started looking real good.
you may laugh at our accent, but we laugh as you try and talk of art, music, history or culture, all of which you had to memorize from a textbook.
May 16th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Hey, I think we agree on something. Point #5 is well-made. Those of us who love SC would rather you go to Florida too. Thanks for seeing it our way….dumbass.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Ashley-Ann,
You described Ohio as “frozen rivers and NO COLOR. everything is gray.” That’s called Winter. It is a season of the year. If you went to Ohio in Summer (another season), you would see that our lakes are actually just as unfrozen as yours. You could even come in Spring or Fall! In fact, the winters here have been so mild lately, that you could come at any point in the year and see a real, unfrozen lake. Check it out online! http://www.yahoo.com
May 18th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
been there in the summer too, and guess what… it was still gray. i guess you’re used to blah weather. maybe if you came to the south (along with a cultural education we’ll show you primary colors in nature instead of looking in your textbooks)
May 19th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No, no.. in Spring the Strip malls and abandoned mill housing come in bloom. It’s breathtaking!
Incidentally, I read that Ohioans have experienced a huge increase in skin cancer due to their extensive exposure during their visits to the South which is a shock to their unaccustomed pasty systems. Now THAT’s a souveneer worth taking home folks!
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:25 am
It’s one country people. The fact that this website exists pretty much says everything that needs to be said. 21st century folks. Let’s act like our brains have evolved since the Civil War eh?
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Ohio The State that does nothing for you.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I find it funny that this guy mentions that college football sucks in SC. The last time I checked, both Palmetto State schools dominated the Buckeyes the last three times they met on the gridiron. Sad thing is, I was actually pulling for the Buckeyes in 2001 and 2002 when they played USC in the Outback Bowl, notably because I’m a Clemson fan.
Oh yeah, and what happened with their “Hall of Fame” coach Woody Hayes? Apparently he got so disgruntled after my Tigers laid the woodshed to his overrated Buckeyes that he punched a Clemson player after he made an interception on a crucial third down play. The media backlash after that incident forced him to step down.
Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.
June 10th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Yeah, that’s right. That bowl game was THE highlight of Clem(p)son’s football program. What was that, 1979? BWAHAHAHAHA! Truly, Clemson has produced many, many all-star NFL players. There was the Fridge and, uh, and…… ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….
June 15th, 2007 at 8:37 am
Bad football-bad football- are you f-ing kidding me. Son you know nothing about football - here in the South it is a religion not just something to do on Saturdays -it is a time honored event-last time I checked there wasn’t a single person in ties and khakis or sundresses at those northern sporting events. Blow it out your butt!!! IF South Carolina is so terrible, backwards, and inbred why the hell do you even cross the border into the state? Trust me if all the idiots from Ohio stop coming to S.C. we won’t be shutting down any businesses - we have enough Canadians to support us - so stay where you are and do us all a favor!
June 15th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Highlight of Clemson’s program? LOL! Are you insane? You’re right, it was 1979. But guess what, that was the last time they played. Until the “mighty Buckeyes” beat us again, we will continue to have bragging rights over you losers. Not only us, but the lowly Gamecocks can brag as well for bitch slapping you in the Outback Bowl two years in a row.
June 16th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Yes, it would appear when OSU has a mediocre team and goes to a second-rate bowl to meet Clem(p)son or USC (Gamecocks, that is) they get beaten. Maybe we should eliminate all secondary bowl games, but that would put a damper on USC’s or Clem(p)son’s bowl bid opportunities.
Megan - you’re right, I don’t see a lot of sundresses at games up north or out west, how do your guys like them? And I assure you, watch a game in Columbus, Ann Arbor, South Bend, etc., and you will see football fanatics.
June 16th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Well you know what Ohioans, the last time I checked, there is no fishing, no hunting, and definitely no surfing, so go back to your absolutely wonderful state and leave the South, which you just seem to love so much and stay in, to its own inbreeding. That’s how I roll.
June 29th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
south carolina sucks just as bad as ohio so all of you need to get off your fat lazy asses and do something about it
July 8th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Maurice Clarett! Another fine upstanding Ohio State grad! Except he didn’t graduate, did he?
July 17th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
William Tecumseh … you are the epitomy of the word douche. First off, the highlight of Clemson football would be the National Championship we won in 1981. By the way, solid performance this past year against Florida…you guys really showed those guys what Ohio football is all about. Furthermore, yes we get dressed up for our football games, it’s because we have class. We find that face paint, hard hats, jerseys, and Mardi Gras beads are simply for the common steel mill/coal mine working Northerner. It’s ok, you’ll never understand, but yet, we don’t expect you to, or want you to, for that matter.
And for the record … 1st Round - 2nd overall pick - Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson
5th Round - 174th overall pick - Troy Smith, QB, Ohio State
We win…again
July 26th, 2007 at 8:13 am
By the way, the USC coach that beat the Buckeyes in the Outback Bowl, Lou Holtz, from East Liverpool, Ohio. He hated living in South Carolina, too and he couldn’t drive.
July 28th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
And thus, we sent his ass out once he had served his purpose, thus as we seek to do with you. Shithead.
Don’t you get it? THIS IS MEANT TO ALIENATE YOU.
July 31st, 2007 at 8:14 am
Now that you have one of your southern hicks coaching you couldn’t win a bowl game. That is why us northern people are here. We have to bring some education and work experience here or you rednecks would be sitting around licking windows all day, watching traffic go by. Now go back to fucking your cousin, cause wrastlin’ is on in a couple of hours and you don’t want to be late for that. Shithead.
July 31st, 2007 at 8:28 am
Matt —- By the way Gaines Adams wasn’t picked 2nd overall, he was picked 4th by Tampa Bay. Also, the Buckeyes had two go in the first round Ted Ginn, 9th pick overall and Anthony Gonzales 32nd pick overall. Not to mention that Clemson only had 5 players to be drafted with OSU having 12 players get drafted, Univ. of SC only had 2 players drafted. So guess what WE WIN ONCE AGAIN.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:37 am
Buckeye,
“Licking windows”. Ha, no shit, that was funny. BUT…
You “win once again”? Sorry, was not aware that you won anything to begin with…Except maybe the most consistently overrated program award. Seriously, If CU or USC had to play in that slow,meat-headed, “corn fed”, run-every-down, no offensive ingenuity Big 10, we would probably have 4 consensus National Titles too.
I’m pretty sure that Clemson,S.Carolina, and Florida have shown to the Buckeyes what REAL football is about. And by “real”, I mean Southern.
Unless I’m wrong, but im pretty sure im not…
Clemson all-time vs OSU: 2-0
South Carolina all-time vs OSU: 2-0
So GO TIGERS, and for once in my life…GO COCKS!
September 17th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
I hope all of you Fuckeye fans get to watch every game of the year in person. That way I know your shitty asses aren’t in my state. I love the googan talking about getting burned in sun. In South Carolina, you do yard work, throw the football, fish, etc. to develop a tan. You don’t just camp out on the fucking beach all day after turning pasty white from the gray skies of anytown, OH all year. Seriously, Ohio is the worst state in the country. Close to the fly-over states and other yankee lands, it also is close to Canada. Just listen to them talk. It’s like a mix between a Canadian, a New Yorker, and an imbred. I hope you bastards freeze to death this winter.
September 17th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
While on the subject of football. Does everyone wear those goddamn tinted transition glasses in Ohio? I call it the grey look. It’s a trademark look of the Ohioan… along with tank tops and denim shorts. Seriously, why don’t you just get on your knees and blow the head coach of THE Ohio State University.
September 18th, 2007 at 4:03 am
Still on the football subject, why is it every car in South Carolina has that stupid ass license plate that says “House divided” with the Clemson/South Carolina Universities on it. Now to mention it, your state flag with the palm tree and cresent moon is the gayest thing I have ever saw. That looks like a gay bar flag. Funny thing is the palm tree isn’t even native to the state.
September 23rd, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Hey Buckeye- I don’t really know what a “gay bar” looks like, but I am glad to know that the flag would fit with the decor of your favorite watering hole.
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
You jackass, the only reason you can understand the people in Florida is because they are all from the same place you are from, OHIO! Also BUCKEYE you must be the stupidest person on this site. Since when has the palmetto tree not been native to South Carolina?
September 25th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
South of Broad- I am a SOB as well, so I feel your pain. All these Floridians(yankee transplants) realized they fucked up that state and are moving up to SC. Look at how bad they drive. I am at a loss for words today. The state is becoming overwhelmed with these fucking Buckeyes.
September 25th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
P.S. Buckeye- … “gayest thing i have ever saw.” Sorry you illiterate redneck, that is incorrect grammar.
September 26th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
sc101, it is hard to believe we even have to make this argument. you would think that if we told some one that they are unwanted they would leave. not Yankees, they think that they are a gift to this city. they think they can move downtown, gut a house, make it look like brand new, and be long lost charlestonians. that’s not how Charleston works, if you have money you don’t have to prove it to people. that’s what i hate most about these Yankees, Charleston is not a place to live, it is a statis symbol. the only people a Yankee is impressing by living downtown is other Yankees. real charlestonians don’t appreciate rude, rich people that think they own the city just because they have a “summer house” here.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
South of Broad- I am south of the Broad River in Beaufort, but we share a common problem. I gotta say though, come to Hilton Head Island if you want to see a true hell on earth. I went to Charleston to inspect the Ohio program up there. Sorry, but we got it worse. You owe it to yourself to come here and see how much the problem is multiplied. Literally, Ohio license plates outnumber SC plates 4 to 1. And most likely the SC plate is a transplant too. I am leaving this hell ASAP.
Great comment about the money. I agree, if you got money and you are a true SCarolinian, you don’t flaunt it. I learned long ago that you keep quiet if you have money and you stay out of trouble. These fuckers down here act like we are peasants because we don’t compete with their material possessions. Meanwhile, they are the ones in the paper every week defaulting on their “second home” mortgage. Come to Hilton Head around July 4th and look at the license plates. Bring as many friends as possible to witness. You will consider yourselves lucky on the ride back to Charleston. Best of luck to you on kicking them out of Charleston.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Google these keywords: Henry Ingram South Carolina yankees plantation. —- This was a Lowcountry Native that despised yankees. He was developing a plantation and wrote into the covenants and restrictions that no lot could be sold to a Yankee. They could not have the last name Sherman. They couldn’t even have a last name that could be rearranged to spell Sherman. This guy was a little bit of a nut and a little shady, but very cool. You gotta admire somebody that hates their sorry asses enough that it he would be willing to sacrifice huge profits.
September 29th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
What was the score the last time USC played OSU? And where are they presently ranked? In any case, Ohio is an unmitigated hell-hole, no wonder the mouth breathers from such cultural wonders as Cleveland would be scrambling to get out. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame….mmm, get me some of that. Throw in some industrial pollution, some borderline retards driving in the left hand lane, and that yummy weather and I’ll buy my ticket to Ohio next week. Come on guys, if you stopped wearing all those silver chains and lowering those pick-ups, hell, we might stop complaining about you moving here. Go cocks.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
So sorry to hear that the above”Pat” is unaware that Cleveland Orchestra is one of the finest orchestras in the world per TIME mag, Our musuems are ranked consistanly on top. But I guess when all you have is the museums in Charleston and the orchestra here, you couldn’t possibly know any better.It’s ironic that I am sitting at one of your premier medical institutions(which is equvilant to a vets office in Ohio) providing a service to you that I was recruited to do since do to your incredible education system(Thank God for Mississippi holding you up from the bottom),they couldn’t find anyone in SC to do. Also when it comes to any river burning….take note, the Cuyahoga now is supporting more life than the SC waterways that according to the Post and Courrier on Sunday We should not be eating any fish out of do to the high content of Mercury. There was a Quote from a statesman from Virginia in the mid 1800’s that SC was to small to be a state and to big to be an insane asylum…He was a Southerner.
December 1st, 2007 at 10:03 pm
all I can say is this guy who wrote this crap is a total douchebag, everyones grandma lives there give me a fucking break, what a bitch
December 1st, 2007 at 10:06 pm
And what’s all this dumb shit about the buckeyes being good, I’m sorry were the Ohio fans in a lapse last year or do they just pretend like they didn’t have there asses handed to them by ateam led by a fucking freshman. Don’t get me wrong I hate Florida (COCKS fan for life), but come on it was 41 to 14 how can you lose a champonship that bad and still brag on your football team saying it’s good.
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:13 pm
You would really want to go to Florida instead?…really….REALLY!?
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:16 pm
You all are asshole jerks, and you’re right, us Northerners get quite a bit fussy when trying to do ANYTHING in the south because you all move SO DAMN SLOW. No wonder you all get NOTHING done and we take over all of your jobs. Ohh by the way, you all drive horribly and 3 of you almost drove me off the side of the road because your driving is so horrible. But don’t worry, the only reason why Ohioans are moving in is because of great scenery and weather, not because of you slow-moving southern talking people. One more thing, I worked with a girl for a little while who was from SC, and she was known as the whore of the restaurant because she slept with so many people. No one respected her, and she was eventually fired because of trying to sleep with the management. So have fun! Hope to see you all soon when my friend and I move down there in a few months… and we are both from O-HI-O… Go Bucks!
December 4th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Don’t ASSume just because someone has a SC license tag they are native’s…..
December 11th, 2007 at 8:13 am
Dear Sara,
Sorry your Mom didn’t teach you not to use cursewords - they make you sound as if you make your living on your back like most of the other lady dogs in Toledo! As for our driving, we aim to please - or for cars with Ohio plates! Guess there are three pleased Sandlappers in the state now! The other thing I would caution you about: If you are a “working girl” you shouldn’t brag about it. See your local minister (or priest if you go that way) and get some help. You could grow up to be President of the United States if you quit your wicked ways now.
December 15th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Tom…
Nice article….
January 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am
I am glad to know that someone with a speech problem as bad as Lou Holtz is from Ohio.
Example of Lou on CollegeGameDay:
Thisch isch Lou Holtchz. I have schruewed up every majchor collechege football program I tousched. Ohio Isch the Grechtest Schtate ever. Thisch is where I learned everythching I know.
January 27th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
RESPONSE TO ORIGINAL POST- When Carolinians think of Ohioans, what generally comes to mind is:
1. Bet their Grandmother died here
2. All of their fucking Grandmothers died here
3. Besides overrated football and annoying accents, they have foreclosed homes
4. Northern rednecks
5. I think I would rather go to hell, or anywhere I can get away from these Buckeyes!
February 13th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
All you narrow minded, ignorant “natives” can shove it. I would have never told any other state to leave my former state of residence, because that’s their own damn choice, whether the natives like it or not! I’m not from Ohio, but I will live where ever I please, HOWEVER I please. Got it? If you got a problem with that, shove it up your ass!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Does a buckeyes nut have any purpose….can u make anything w/ them????
February 19th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
No. You can only hope that the Ohioans choke to death on them.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:46 am
Everyone just needs to shut the hell up. Ive grown to like it here in the South but I still miss Ohio. I have nothing against SC. Everyonce and awhile I do and it wasnt my choice to move here. Im glad that my dad got me out of Ohio because it offers me no future. I
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
You were forced to live here? Maybe you should contact the authorities. What a stupid comment.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I wish you rednecks F***s would secede again!… And take Ohio with you!
February 28th, 2008 at 10:50 am
To Yankee&Proud
We as natives have seen the influence that Yankees have made on not only our state, but more importantly our people. This influence I speak of is not positive, far from it. A perfect example of what I’m talking about would be your very intelligent comment. Now I doubt very seriously that this website will actually be the catalyst that will start the migration back to Ohio, but it’s a fun way for natives such as myself to vent. That being said I hope it does send some people packing, mostly people like you.
Yankees, wow I swear ya’ll really don’t have a clue. You say we are narrow minded, I say NO we have been very open minded about having so many different cultures come down. (I’m speaking from a Charlestonian point of few) Maybe we should have been a little more selective, because now we are stuck with people like you. I would appreciate it if you would choose to live somewhere else, the less people like you in my beautiful state the better.
February 28th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Just like the site proclaims: Southern hospitality only lasts so long. You Yankees have worn us all out. I used to be able to put a smile on my face no matter what the day threw at me knowing that I live in a place where there are great people with values, self-respect, and hospitable attitudes. Now I just shake my head and dream about how life used to be before these assholes invaded. Southern hospitality is falling by the wayside as you Yankees destroy the Lowcountry and the spirit of the locals.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:18 am
The “Big Ten” doesn’t even play a conference championship game. It is basically a two team conference that’s soft (App. state anyone?). Im tired of these fools coming down to my home town and turning their nose up at me. Don’t visit and don’t drag down a u-haul….
March 15th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Wow, you are a bunch of pathetic losers. You lost the war, get over it.
March 16th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Nobody is speaking about the war. We lost; you assholes won. Is that the best you can up with? That is a historical fact; not a theory as to why you idiots are invading the Lowcountry in the post-war era.
March 17th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Who said anything about a theory? I take it by ignoring the pathetic loser comment you are admitting guilt. I also love all the college football comments. Must be all that built up angst for not being able to land a professional sports team. Anyone whining like a little cunt about people moving about the country needs to get a life.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I have to agree with G. Raabe in that the whole premise behind this website is laughable. One thing in particular I just couldn’t resist commenting on was this tandem of ridiculous statements from the homepage:
“They take our jobs and harass our women. They also take up all the parking at the beach and try rather ineptly to surf (Ohio kooks are the worst of all).”
OK, A.) No one from Ohio is trying to take your women/sisters. Their veins are already coursing with so much incestuous blood and genetic aberrations from the generations of inbreeding that we would never consider trying to procreate with any of them. Furthermore, since most southern women are inevitably missing a few teeth from the most recent trailer park brawl, they’re not exactly attractive by Yankee standards. And WHY (dear God) would we want your jobs? We Northerners have college educations, so we’re probably not submitting resumes and cover letters to the agricultural and manufacturing employers that you rednecks are. Therefore, you can all breathe easy when you punch the clock at the local Piggly Wiggly tomorrow to stock Pabst and bag groceries. WE DON’T WANT YOUR JOBS.
Now onto my favorite: B.) Listen “dude,” You live in f***ing CHARLESTON, not Santa Cruz. I can appreciate the fact that you hillbillies might like to take the tailgates off your F-150’s and paddle around in the docile, waveless Atlantic, but that does not necessarily constitute “surfing,” per se. Again, no one from Ohio is competing with you posers at the Myrtle Beach Ron Jon for the last can of Sex Wax. If we choose to surf, we will go to California or Hawaii where there are real waves and real surfers. Cowabunga, rednecks.
So, in summation, no one from Ohio wants your toothless women, your minimum-wage jobs, or your kiddie pool waves. I’m sure some Ohioans have passed through your backwoods state on their way to Florida, or simply visited to film “Deliverance 2,” but that in no way means that they ever intended on staying. We’ve already demonstrated our dominance over the south 100 times over, beginning with Robert E. Lee waving the white flag at Appomattox, ca. 1865. While we’ve come a long way in terms of living in peace since then, we still OWN you. Now, it’s simply more subtle, as demonstrated by our higher test scores, superior execution of the English language, and drastically reduced need to hunt and kill our supper. You did give us the “Dukes of Hazzard.” I’ll hand you that.
In your defense, I have always found that southern drawl to be kind of amusing. It’s like listening to Forrest Gump or Corky from “Life Goes On” trying to carry on a conversation.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Are you fucking kidding? Everyone from Ohio is moving here. Ohio has lost over 25% of its manufacturing jobs and has one of the highest rates of foreclosures. That means one thing: the economy in the state of Ohio is ruined. So, you fuckfaces conclude South Carolina is the only place for you Buckeyes because you already ruined Florida. Next comment please.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Thank God! I thought our tax dollers were being wasted on that Ad campaign, But I see that it is working.
When Ohioans think of the Carolinas, what generally comes to mind is:
1. My grandma lives there
2. Everyone’s grandma lives there
3. Besides retirement homes, I hear they have bad college football
4. Rednecks
5. I think I’d rather go to Florida. Or anywhere I can understand the dialect
April 16th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Well there is no doubt that south carolina doesnt have the best waves in the world or even on the east coast per say. but there is also no doubt that folly does get good so take your know it all ohioan bullshit attitude and shove it up your ass. when we do get waves, we appreciate them hell out of them.leave our beach and leave our state you fucking butt dart champion…
April 16th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
PS- WE GREW HERE Y’ALL FLEW HERE- new bumper sticker idea???? get out of our state!!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
just beat the hell out of some wise ass buckeye last week put him and his loud yankee mouth to sleep in 30 seconds typical yankee running his mouth about how things are so bad here in sc maybe next time he will think before running his dick licking mouth
May 12th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Good for you. I hope they spread the word “Back in Ohio” that this isn’t the state to get out of line in. A few more Buckeye ass-kickings and maybe they will, at least, learn to keep their loudmouths shut.
May 20th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
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May 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
You know, maybe we Rebels DO suck…
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Look South Carolina. This site is really working! These fucking Yankees are livid. Keep fighting the good fight and they will disappear from our existence.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I am changing my name from “Just Give Them The Finger” and “Still Giving Them The Finger, Bitches” to “Yes Indeed, I Hate Yankees(Ohioans)”
I think that will clear up any confusion as to where I stand in this little debate!
May 28th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Awwww. I am so happy to see that us simple minded southern folks can get you “the Ohioans” so upset. It is amazing to me that you complain so much about the south when you continue to come here, pollute our southern hospitality (which is growing low for the you people). If you rather go to Florida get your bitter Yankee ass in a car and drive or go home to your beloved state of Ohio. Not only is it Southerners who complain about you but many of your surrounding neighbors (Michigan- wow those folks really hate you and don’t complain about being down here with us southerners so we don’t mind them at all. Kentucky-The only reason you don’t get there is simple, They shoot trespassers; especially dim-witted Yankee assholes. West Virginia- Not going to tell you what they do to Yankees like you.) If you want to live here then shut-up, you are visiting us and we may at any time say whatever we like about you. When we visit Ohio which for many of us would be a cold day in hell, you can poke fun at us. I love that Yankees complain about our dialect, but one thing is for sure I would rather here a slow sweet voice come from a man named Bubba, than person with a nasal high pitched voice complain about anything and everything they can about the south.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Awwww. I am so happy to see that us dimwitted Ohioans can get you South Carolinians so upset. It is amazing to me that you complain so much about Ohio when we continue to discover just how overrated your so-called “southern hospitality” is. Charleston’s the “friendliest city in America,” right? BULLSHIT! You’re all a bunch of inbred redneck snobs who have NO BUSINESS being snobs! I’d suggest that you leave your ancestral homeland for Florida, but you’d fuck that state up worse than it already is. Yankees complain about you, and your two neighbors (North Carolina and Georgia for the majority of you South Carolina trash who can’t read maps) own you in every category. Better schools, better sports, better attractions. If you want to stay here then understand that we can move down here if we damn well please. You have the right to have piss-poor attitudes about that, but that does not change the fact that your attitudes are piss-poor and unworthy of a so-called “friendly state.” When we visit South Carolina, which for many of us would be a hot day fighting mosquitoes, you can poke fun at us. I love that Palmetto Staters complain about our dialect, but one thing is for sure I would rather hear a manly voice come from a man named Rocko, than a person with a nasal high pitched Joe Riley voice complain about anything and everything they can about the north.
June 1st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Ohio rocks my world!
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:30 am
New name Big Snob since we have a new one that likes Cow Tipping. Thanks for the reply though. Still in very chipper mood though. Wow you are home on a saturday night at midnight. Hummmm.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Yankees suck. From now until the end of time
June 18th, 2008 at 10:19 am
OK, i just ran across this site, and ive never been more discusted in my life. I was just in Folly beach for a week. I had one of the greatest times of my life, only to find out i was disrespected behind my back. I absolutely love South Carolina and would recomend all my friends and family to check out Folly Beach. Now, that i am back in ohio, finding this web-site feels like a smack in the face. I have been visiting Folly Beach for the past 8 years in a row. I have actually watched that “little drinking town with a fishing problem” grow and grow. And im sure it has a lot to do with the tourists visiting and spending tons of money. (and i assume alot of them are from OHIO). Wow, if only Ohio had a beach with sand, we would be visiting that area instead. But that is not the case, there are alot of people from ohio with alot of money that love to vacation, and what a better vacation to go than the beach! I love the ocean, the smell, the sites, everything about it. Now, i feel spit on. I feel like, everything i have worked for- to go vacationing, is now not worth it. I will be sure to tell all of my fellow ohioans about this disrespectful web-site. Wow, im still in shock that it exsists. Everyone i talked to at folly seemed very nice and happy to converse with me. Now i feel that it was all a lie. Does everyone in South Carolina feel this way. Not to sound silly, but it almost sounds like a hate-crime or some really racist situation that ive never came across, but this isint rasist towards one or two different types of people, this is racist towards a whole state. A community with hundreds of thousands of people that absolutely adore South Carolina. I just wanted to be heard, and now that i have, i assure you, you will not hear the last of me. I will be keeping in touch.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
PLEASE do us a favor and tell ALL your friends, family and coworkers that the people in SC hate the people from Ohio! We don’t want any of ya’ll here. We never have and we never will. Tell them that you were “disrespected behind your back” and that they need to vacation any where besides SC. We don’t want a damn thing from anybody from Ohio. Especially with “alot of money that love to vacation”. You Buckeyes will vacation here, go back to Ohio, spread the word and come right back here and become permanent “yankees” living in SC. Then your friends and family will follow along. That’s the last thing we need is more fucking yankees. Stay off Folly Beach. We hate you and yours worse than any other yankees in this world. By the way it’s DISGUSTED not DISCUSTED. “Everything I worked for to go on vacation is now not worth it”. Boo Hoo
June 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
To Eric Russell- From the perspective of each and every true South Carolinian I wish to say : “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.” Please “go b-yack to A-HII-UH” and tell everyone that will listen about this website. It is not a joke; we hate you all. Encourage them to go anywhere in the world but the Lowcountry of South Carolina!
We could all give a shit about what money you plan to spend on vacation here. We want our Lowcountry back. You shit-ass Ohioans have made a valiant attempt to invade and destroy our homeland. Thank the good lord that this site is gaining exposure with both S. Carolinians and Ohioans.
I hope you feel disrespected and spit on. If I could I would piss on you! Why don’t you make a banner and take it to the next Ohio State game and see if we can reach 80,000+ people. The quicker you bastards get the hint, the quicker we get you out of this fine state.
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
To Eric Russell what in the hell is discusted, is that another word from Ohio, like I am going to warash my hands or I am need to walk acrosted the street? And this is not the only website dedicated to the people in Ohio. Just type in I hate ohio…. see how many website come up. The webiste is not offensive, it is to be a joke just like all the other websites out there. Grow some balls and stop being a baby about something so small. We dont get upset when we are called rednecks, because well we are and we embrace that.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
You palmerainians are so full of dog doo… yopu stank up the beaches dude…your dope is the worst i ever smoked and yo whores arethe old ladies no one else wants…yo stank
June 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Laughffy taffy maybe should not smoking so much weed. By the way you come across you dont have too many brain cells left.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Ohio SUCKS and it is not METAL!!!!
Don’t worry, the Dawgs will thrash the suckeyes in the BCS title game in 2009 for you.
You REALLY want to piss ohioans off? This may not be a good idea, but in all your eating establishments, put nothing but Michigan flags on the walls and sing The Victors. I hate scUM as much as I hate tOSU, but it may be funny as it may really piss off ohioans.
P.S A buckeye nut is poisonous. You cannot even use wood from a buckeye tree for firewood because the gases are toxic. Goodbye Scarlet and GAY!!! GO DAWGS!!!
P.S…Wife and I originally from NYC and so is my Wife. We love coming to SC. The people are really nice. It is true…Smiling faces, beautiful places. We may move there when we retire, but I promise you, we won’t be buttholes.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I like how the website says “southern hospitality only lasts so long” because when was there ever hospitality?
July 11th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
When did Southern hospitality exist?
Answer: before the Yankee influx began breeding down here. It’s only the little Northern shitfaces that have no manners. To bad they are stuck in the same classrooms with the Southern kids.
Anyway. Why don’t you Yankees just “go down tha shore” and enjoy the company of other gel heads.
July 21st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
You know, the thing that continues to amuse me is all of the derogatory comments from the Ohians. Aren’t you the ones that came down here?!?!?! If you hate it so much, why did you come in the first place, and why the hell haven’t you left yet? Go on- we won’t miss you!
August 12th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I have a few points. Let me start off by saying that not every person in Ohio is as much of a dumbass as those who frequent this site. If you were to ever visit Ohio (I know, I know, it\’ll be a cold day in hell) you would learn that those who grew up in the farmlands of Ohio have pretty much the same attitude as those in the South. We have the values of God and family first. We take life as it comes and don\’t get in a rush for something small. We work our asses off to provide for our family and we help a neighbor out when in need. Isn\’t that pretty much the southern way of life? I have lived in the Northeast and hated it because everyone there is purely out for themselves and could care less about anyone else. I was miserable. I hate to think that Ohio is lumped into that mess. Second point. Way back at the beginning of the comments, someone said something about Ohio not having culture or history. Look it up on Wikipedia or read a book. There is more history in this state than you think. We also have many immigrants from other countries who made their way here from all of the world. They brought their culture with them and guess what… for the most part we accept it. We have festivals celebrating their heritage. We learn about where they came from. Third point. What would happen if there were a bunch of people from Oklahoma that moved to SC? Would this site then be dedicated to getting them to move back? I think those of you who can\’t accept the growth of your state, need to learn to calm down and take it as it comes. We\’re not trying to take over your state and we\’re certainly not trying to steal your women and learn to surf. You won\’t catch my fat-ass trying to hang ten. We\’re simply trying to make our way in life, however that may be. Let me be the first to apologize to anyone who has had a bad experience with anyone form Ohio. Some of us are jerks, but not all.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:12 am
The people moving here from Ohio are the suburban assholes. I don’t doubt that there are some good ‘ol boys in the farmlands of Ohio, but they aren’t the ones transplanting here. We get the loudmouth, arrogant assholes that lived in the rat race their entire lives. You know the type: soccer moms with minivans, 2.5 kids, making 80 grand and living off 100 grand, trying to outdo their neighbor. Fucking assholes!
And what history or culture does Ohio have. ZERO! What comes to mind when people think of Ohio??? Assholes and Ohio State football. (A football program that gets handled by any SEC team)
There are people retiring/transplanting to SC everyday. Not all of them are from Ohio. Of course people from New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, etc. have their quirks, but you Ohioans are the worst. I mean, you people just suck!
August 14th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Great job stating the facts 96. I especially like the part where you said they are making 80 grand and spending 100 grand trying to outdo their neighbor. That is exactly the way they are. Now let me piss the Fuckeyes off…………the minivans WITH the Carolina Girl license plates. Well done.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:02 am
Damn………………sorry you hate me……….wait a minute I hate myself……….now I know how you feel………sorry about EDWARDS.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
You should hate yourself. Your a fucking yankee. JUST LIKE ELIOT SPITZER. At least EDWARDS didn’t have to buy a piece of ass. That yankee of yours had to buy a pussy and needed to be spanked. Much like your mommy. BUT does your momma swallow?
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I just heard about this website and had to see it. It’s lame. Whatever happened to United We Stand? We (Native Californians) don’t whine about all the people (including South Carolinians) that move here and complain, and trust me, we have had a lot more people move to California than you’ll ever have move to South Carolina. Get over it. By the way, South Carolinians should learn how to surf before claiming to be surfers (I checked it out when someone said there were waves in SC). Come check out the waves in San Diego, I know a couple of Ohio and Illinois transplants that shred, and could teach you a thing or two (I promise they won’t call you kooks).
September 4th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Dear Northern gals. I am so very sorry . I was just tryin’ to get sum attention. I am a skanky ho and i don’t know no better. You Northern gals are all so smart and beautiful and I know that I will never measure up to any of you’s. I walk the 30 blocks to the public beach access every day and beg the tourists for a hand out. Sometimes I try in offer my swallowing skills to the handsome Northern men. BUT they aint want nuthin to do with me. Sometimes I pretend that I am stayin at one of those purdy hotels on the beach front. I even jump in the pools to get a bath. See I do try to get clean. At the end of the day, I walk home the 30 blocks and call it a good day. My lil Tammie May is only 7 years old, but she keeps a good eye on my brood while I am out beggin . I pologize for my dumb stuff i wrote on here, after all i’m only a crack hore. love to all you’n northern people, we need your money so keep comin’ back!
September 4th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
My name is Karen - well Buckeye Girl. I have two personalities because I have no one in life but myself. I am fat, ugly and I glow in the dark. I sit and watch TV and eat all day because I am so lonely. My parents hate me and tell me I need to lose weight. I hate all those Carolina Girls because they are everything that I will NEVER be. I am going on a fake trip to Charleston and even telling people that I am flying there. I can’t even fly because I would have to pay for 3 seats. I am pathetic but a Buckeye and that makes me special. I love Sherman and I know that he loves me too. I think about him all the time. As soon as I get out of this straight jacket I am going to make some changes in my life (me and Buckeye Girl) and I will feel some better. After my fake trip to Charleston I have to check back in to the psych unit and double my meds but things are going to be better. I WILL LOSE THIS WEIGHT.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Bubba, I mean skanky ho’, get a life, get a job’ stop blowing everyone.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Everyone in Cincinnati knows the Carolinas are good for white trash vacations. Its where all the poor people here go when they get sick of Gatlinburg. Road after road full of Wings and Eagles stores selling 25 cent styrofoam “surfboards”. 2 foot waves like someone else said. Oh I forgot you also have unknown country music singers in theaters. The Carolinas are nothing but shithole rest stops on the way to Miami. Oh and your stupid flag: a bunch of inbred racists wanted to keep slaves so they tried to pull out of the union and got their slack-jawed asses kicked. Why do you keep a reminder of this?
September 19th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
You must be one of those yankee fuckers that travels to Myrtle Beach twice a year. Good for you. Go there any time you can afford it. Just stay the fuck away from the rest of SC. Tell all your yankee friends/family what a shithole SC is. Maybe that will keep some of you complaining assholes in the north. “Ya’ll” need to go complain ANYWHERE but here. We HATE yankees. Thank you Hurricane Ike for taking 6 Ohioans. That will keep them from moving here.
September 24th, 2008 at 10:33 am
You’re honestly glad 6 Americans died? What is even worse than that is that you think I would go to Myrtle Beach twice a year after I just wrote about how I would never go there. You are amazingly stupid (or illiterate). Keep talking, you don’t need anyone to make you look like an idiot.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
No, we are glad 6 Ohioans perished. It’s a shame they are even considered part of the United States. Ohio: what a useless state with no identity. Funny how “cincinnati” takes aim at our state flags. One of which you can find plastered on the car of nearly every Buckeye-wannabe-Carolinian. You see, down here, the Confederate Flag flies just as proudly as the American and SC Flags. So since 99.9% of you Ohioans are hellbent on trying to be a Carolinian (which will NEVER happen); accept the fact that embracing the Confederate Flag comes with that pathetic attempt.
Anyway “cincinnati,” you are right. Miami and Gatlinburg are way better than SC. Please do us a favor and take your pasty asses anywhere other than this state.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Ohio is useless? Our state makes more money than both Carolinas put together. We are also a extremely important in the election process. Nobody gives a shit about winning either of your joke states.
I did take aim at your state flag, but a Buckeye flag is not a state flag you faggot, its a college flag. Did your momma/wife kick you in the head this morning or something?
I never said Gatlinburg was better, just that it is equally lame as your pathetic states.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
If “Ohio makes more money than both Carolinas put together” why in the fucking hell are all the yankees moving to SC? PLEASE ANSWER THAT ONE QUESTION! If you fucking yankees don’t like our flag then don’t plaster it all over your car or hang it outside your houses. WE HATE OHIO YANKEES! We don’t want you here. Not for a vacation or to live. Go north and stay there. It’s a fucking shame that Ike didn’t take the whole state of Ohio. Hopefully there will be a next time and it will be millions and not just 6. That will keep our Southern state SOUTHERN!
September 28th, 2008 at 10:25 am
In case you missed the most convincing argument yet…….
http://www.woio.com/Global/story.asp?S=3241485
Does anyone from Ohio have a rebuttle to this???? If you do, I wait with eager anticipation
Come on guys. You “superior?” fuckers should be able to dispell this!
September 30th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
There’s no need to rebut this, you pinhead…YOUR LINK DOESN’T WORK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a loser!
Now go home and watch “Barney,” you little child.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:27 am
It’s a website FROM Ohio of course it doesn’t work.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:37 pm
No the link works. They just removed the story.
I will summarize for you: the Census Bureau projects that the state of Ohio will lose population within the next decade although births far outpace deaths.
This means one thing: the state sucks. How is it that the other 49 are growing in population? Hmm, seems to me that there are no job opportunities, shitty weather, and even shittier people.
Wonder how much they had to bitch to have that story removed?
October 1st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I know those Buckeyes are upset because it seems this website was published in their local newspaper. They are all pissed off. They’ve been reading the posts and “threatening” to write our Governor and anybody else they can contact to have the website removed.
I am so glad that those Ohioans are learning more and more every day how much we hate them and don’t want them here.
I know they all move here and complain about every little thing. I just wonder if the miserable yankees, that are living in Ohio, complain all the time too. They must and that explains those shitty attitudes.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 am
“If you fucking yankees don’t like our flag then don’t plaster it all over your car or hang it outside your houses.”
We think you’re flag is gay. People in Ohio don’t hang rebel flags on their cars or houses, you dumb piece of shit. In fact, the entire south is gay. Just look at all your homophobic preachers that turned out to be closet cases.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:02 pm
There’s not many yankees left in Ohio. They have all moved to SC.
FYI - The fucking yankees plaster the SC state flag all over their vehicles and hang it outside their houses. They want us to think they are from here and that they belong. Not happenin!
Are you so fucking stupid that you don’t realize that there is the rebel flag and the SC state flag? Yeah you must be your a yankee. It’s two different flags yankee sucker.
PS - The ugly Ohio women rush out the minute those pasty white legs hit SC soil and purchase everything they can find with Carolina Girl on it. THEY ARE NOT CAROLINA GIRLS!
October 4th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Stop that, NY Poser - you’re being very mean.
October 4th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Cincinnati - the flag that the yankees plaster everywhere is the SC STATE flag not the REBEL flag. Our STATE flag is a Palm tree with a cresent (it looks like a half moon). It is navy blue and the palm tree and cresent are white. Also, there are stickers and license plates that say Carolina Girl and that is the FIRST thing those yankee skanks purchase once they get here.
You state that the entire south is gay. Why are all the yankees moving here then?
As for your comment about our preachers, I think it’s the catholic priests that are the closet cases. Aren’t they the ones molesting the innocent children? Every yankee that I know is a catholic so I don’t think you want to go there with your yankee bs about “preachers”.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:56 am
No, lately its all “Christian Conservatives”, who are usually from the south, that are gay. I’m an atheist so I won’t argue with you about Catholics but calling midwesterners “yankees” shows how retarded and out of touch you are.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
No Cincinnati I believe you are the retard. Retarded and a fucking yankee. What a life.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
If you are from Ohio; you are a Yankee!
Period
October 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
If you consider yourself southern and you think someone that can see Kentucky from their front porch is a “yankee”, you are a wanna-be redneck. Yankees are from Connecticut. I am from the midwest, not the northeast. Would you consider someone from Seattle a yankee too? You should look up what a yankee is in the dictionary. You’re not southern, you’re just inbred.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
If you can see Kentucky from your front porch, then you can see the “line in the sand” between you and us. Everyone I know from Kentucky hates your state and emphatically considers the state line the border between North and South. So yes sir, you are a damn Yankee! Can you really debate that?
P.S. If you didn’t get the memo; let me remind you that you are a Yankee. Run along bitch!
October 7th, 2008 at 10:59 am
All my family is from southern Kentucky bitch, and everyone there loves us Ohio people. A very large portion of people in southern Ohio have parents or grandparents born in southern Kentucky. They all came up here afte WWII to find WORK (something slackjaws like you know nothing of), and they sure as hell don’t use the term yankee or pretend to be confederate soldiers. Are you one of those dumbasses that dresses up 1800s style on the weekends and recreates their loss to the north or something?
October 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Are you one of those YANKEES that gets off just dreamin of Sherman?
Face the facts Cincinnati - YOU ARE A FUCKING YANKEE. Who gives a shit where your relatives are from?
I know that everyone in Kentucky does not love you Ohio people. Sure, your relatives like you or maybe they just pretend. Most of the Kentucky people hate yankees too.
Learn to spell. Or is “afte” a word? A yankee word perhaps? No wonder I’ve never heard it before. When a yankee talks, I make a point not to listen.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
All of you people are complete losers - GET A LIFE!
October 11th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Speaking of “get a life.” Let me tell you about the Ohio idiot that I saw yesterday. Black chevrolet blazer. The standard I moved here but pay my auto taxes in Ohio front and back tacky fucking license plates. Geez, at least you can see these morons coming from a mile away. Back to my story. Ohio State University license plate frame around the front tag, Ohio State University license plate frame around the back tag. The trademark “O” sticker with the little buckeye dangling from it in the upper left hand corner. Lower right hand corner sticker was a Chrome Ohio State Sticker. And last, but certainly not least, an Ohio State air freshner hanging from the rear view.
I tell ya. You people are fucking nuts. Maybe if you spent more of your income on paying your mortgages and less on Ohio State paraphenalia then we could solve the economic crisis.
October 11th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Excuse me while I throw up.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
It is not your state you stupid self absorbed jackass. Your ancestors stole it from the original occupants, the Native Americans. Now I am all for invading and claiming things that I consider preferable or desirable, but I don’t loose sight of the reality of what I am doing. If you are on such a moral crusade about the proper ownership/and or birthright based on geography, get your weak ass back to the country your people immigrated from, if you even have a cohesive genealogical past that you can trace more accurately than randomly throwing darts at a spinning globe. You can hate on Ohioans for being from Ohio, a stereotype I can empathize your disdain for, but don’t forget that whatever you took from someone can be “taked from yous’all too” in fine southern words.
October 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Good point Haterade. Just wait until the Michigan people start coming down there. Then you can complain.
October 16th, 2008 at 11:41 am
But nobody sucks as bad as these Ohioans. Seriously, how can people from one state be so fucked up?
October 16th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
The Ohioans are the worst yankees. I think they were born that way. I know the little northern kids are always as rude as the parents and already have that know it all attitude.
October 16th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Maybe it’s because they DO know it all, chump.
October 17th, 2008 at 8:33 am
The only thing Ohioans know at all is: “Go Bucks!”
October 17th, 2008 at 9:36 am
I hope you yankees do know it all. Since you do know it all, surely you can understand what it means when WE say GO BACK TO OHIO! If, by some miracle, you are in Ohio, stay there.
STAY NORTH PROUD YANKEE.
October 17th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Make me, asshole.
October 18th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Yankee and Proud is a disgrace to the north.
Not all of us yankees are overbearing assholes.
October 18th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Can’t make me, can you? Didn’t think so.
October 18th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
To post #137-
Sadly, you have something in common (geography) with this idiot “Yankee and Proud.” So consequently, you suck too! Stay north, go north.
October 19th, 2008 at 9:10 am
True story: I was at the pool, in our subdivision, the other day. There was this big mouth yankee there with her fat, snow white brat kid. She kept saying “Gat in the pull”. Of course she couldn’t just say it. She had to keep yelling it over and over again. The entire time, she was at the “pull”, she kept blabbing on her cell phone about how much she hates SC and how much she misses Ohio. Maybe she is another one of those yankees that “knows it all” and will find her way back to where she belongs.
October 19th, 2008 at 10:10 am
They just like to hear themselves talk.
October 19th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Maybe it’s because they’re telling the truth. South Carolina has absolutely NOTHING without the ocean. At least Ohio has major-league amenities and well-educated people.
October 19th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Ohio has more foreclosures than any other state. The automakers have all gone bankrupt and the yankees have NOTHING but football. No jobs, no trailers boo hoo. Start looking for a new start in life. Just look past SC because we don’t want any of you.
What the hell does a yankee know about the ocean? I know those pasty white fuckers go to the beach and end up looking like lobsters. I saw a typical burnt yankee. He was seen in the ER because his FEET were burnt. We all laughed as usual.
As far as “well-educated”. I think it is the fact that you yankees THINK you know it all so therefore you THINK you are well-educated.
October 19th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Ask yourself the following question, then, you redneck piece of shit:
How many top 50 national universities does the North have? How many does the South have?
Check the U.S. News & World Report rankings, you mutant - enjoy!
October 20th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Yankee & Proud AKA Crankee & Loud.
Ask your fat yankee self the following question: If it is so much better in the north then why are all the yankees moving South? I don’t see thousands of Southerners moving north. We don’t even go north to vacation.
Stay north LOSER!
October 20th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Please don’t think that all Northern people are assholes.
Yankee and Proud does not speak for the majority of us “yankees”. I visit South Carolina about three times a year and I love it there. The people are friendly and make us feel welcome. I don’t want this website and people like Yankee and Proud to ruin it for the rest of us.
October 20th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Dont’ come here. Please leave. Don’t encourage anyone else to visit. We just can’t take anymore Yankee assholes here in this great state.
October 20th, 2008 at 11:58 am
You people are just a bunch of yankee haters. It is so unfair.
October 21st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
You got that right. We are yankee haters. Don’t ever forget it.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
South Carolina announces woman genious found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8MXushIkNM
At least the Miss South Carolina would be useful for something pleasurable.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
For all of the folks that consider South Carolinians racist and uneducated I submit to you……..\
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jr2TpMKpWk
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
It would be funnier if the plates on that trailer were from Ohio.
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
To post 150 - Learn to spell “Cincinnati Genious”.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:19 am
YANKEE & PROUD — YOUR BELOVED BUCKEYES ARE LOSERS!
GO PENN STATE!
PRICELESS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
October 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Oh no, a football team in Ohio lost a game. Does every college in SC win every single game they play? What a moron.
October 27th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
The reason it is so great is because you fools shove that Ohio State shit down our throats all year long! Huge “O” magnets on the cars/minivans year round. Ohio State shirts, sweatshirts, etc. all year long. You talk about football out of your nasal-loudmouths all year long.
And this is the most important part… your state has no identity, whatsoever! The only thing, of any notoriety, in the state of Ohio is that artificially inflated team with the most idiotic fans in NCAA history.
See there is more to life in South Carolina than football. Of course, when we are called to battle against the might “Bucks,” we wipe their Yankee asses all over the field. Better luck next year, turds!
October 28th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Apparently the only people that care about Ohio State football live in South Carolina. I know of about 2 people that have ever mentioned they care and they both went to school there. You know nothing about Ohio or our identity. There is way more here than football, for gods sake we have the Bungals, this is not a football state. In fact it would appear nobody cares about football but you. And for gods sake, what kind of inbred banjo-playing people would name a team after chicken fighting? That would be SC.
I think its safe to assume the majority of the nation knows South Carolina is nothing but a bunch of rinky dink tourist traps that encourage white trash to go there for vacation. Think of your state as the trash bag of America where everyone sends their unwanteds. I can see then why you would hate these people but they’re only going there b/c they know they’ll be able to afford a double-wide on the “beach” and fit in. Even the people here that work at Waffle House would make fun of you for saying “yankee” like we are still in the civil war or something. You should go there if you ever come to Ohio, you don’t need any teeth to eat hashbrowns.
November 2nd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Cincinnati you are a FIFO.
I’m sure you don’t know what that means so I’ll tell you - Fucking Idiot From Ohio
November 3rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Wow, you made up an acronym. Mama must be proud.
November 4th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Your mama told me she was proud while I was fucking her last night.
November 4th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Oh wow, did you come up with that yourself? If the only ass you can get is a 60-year-old I think you might be better off dating the granny panty section of a sears catalog. Just make sure not to let your sister see you, I’m sure you are aware of how jealous she can get.
November 5th, 2008 at 8:41 am
That’s how I met your mama. She was in the granny panty section of the sears catalog.
Don’t fret. She’ll still blow you any time.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
So not only you are admitting to masturbating to a catalog of scantily-clad elderly women in a sears catalog but you also think that constitutes as “meeting” the models? I think you are only proving my point. Anybody else here want to admit to doing any crazy redneck shit?
November 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Your scantily-clad elderly mama.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Durrrr, your mama. That was old ten years ago, but I guess you guys are cut off from mainstream society. At least my mama is not also my sister.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Cincinnati is a genious.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I’m ingenious.
November 6th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Ingenious - I don’t think so. Jackass is more like it.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
How am I a jackass? I’m not the one trying to destroy my state’s tourist industry, of which yours relies heavily upon economically.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
http://www.ors2.state.sc.us/abstract/chapter15/recreation3.php
Maybe you should tell people in your state to stop telling people to go there so everyone can lose their jobs.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
We don’t want you fucking yankee tourists here! Understand “ingenious”.
Tell all your yankee friends/relatives to stay in Ohio. We hate you fuckers.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:53 am
http://www.discoversouthcarolina.com/
Can you read you stupid inbred piece of shit? You’re neighbors are telling everyone to come to your state. Maybe if you could take your dick out of your sister long enough to visit these links you’d know what I was talking about. I have no plans to visit redneckland any time ever so you’re barking up the wrong tree.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
The only people “telling everyone to come to MY state” are the fucking yankees that moved here.
All the yankees hate Ohio so they move to SC and complain about EVERYTHING. The whole while inviting each and every fucking yankee “back home” to come here too.
WE’RE GLAD YOUR NOT COMING HERE. STAY IN OHIO.
YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW “INGENIOUS” - THAT’S WHAT THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ALL ABOUT.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Bugel, you are illiterate. Only trailer trash would ever consider your state for a destination. You may not like it but its what you are too. We will continue to ship our garbage your way and you WILL deal with it.
PS no reasonable Ohioan wants anything to do with your rhinestone- and cardboard-encrusted state. Only an idiot would want to live in a hurricane zone.
November 7th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Then why are all the Ohioans flocking to SC? PLEASE tell all your trailer trash friends not to come here. Tell them that SC sucks and all your trash talk against us. WE LOVE IT. Hopefully it will keep SOME of you fuckers north.
Hurrican Hannah did us a huge favor. I think 6 or 7 fucking Buckeye’s bit the dust.
You must be one of those fucking Ohioans who lost their automotive career when all the plants shut down. That explains your pathetic attitude. You will find another job. Look for work at your local Wendy’s. It was founded in the wonderful state of Ohio. Good luck yankee. Keep hatin and please spread it north. We WANT you ALL to know how much we hate you fuckers.
November 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Cincinnati does not speak for all of us. My family and I love SC and visit as often as we can. Please don’t think that all Ohioans are jerks.
November 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Jerry, he just said he wants you to die. I don’t think I’m the one being a jerk.
I don’t know what you’re talking about as far as automotive plants. I know there are some Honda and Toyota plants around here but they aren’t closing. Perhaps you are thinking of the state of MICHIGAN, where the “big 3″ are. Did you go to the same school as Sarah Palin or something?
You are correct, the giant successful company Wendys was founded in Ohio. What was founded in SC besides Piggly Wiggly?
November 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Gobacktoohio.com was founded in South Carolina. I checked the domain registry and GobacktoSouthCarolina.com is still available. When you see us invade your state and act like shitheads, feel free to pick it up for $9.99.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I think you all have made it clear you are the bastions of shitheadedness. Your state sucks hard, get over it.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Be yourself That was MY (ohio lover)name. IDIOT….In case your wondering lyineyes…….
November 26th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Who are you talking to?