Love mail
From Mr. Legare:
Love your site. It is past due being needed. Now can we get a Go Back To Jersey,New York or wherever the hell you came from site also?
It’s possible. If we start seeing a disproportionate number of license plates from another state, we’ll jump on that problem. Right now, people from Ohio are certainly in the forefront when it comes to the current invasion.
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:36 am
i wish your directions were different, you’re sending them all back through my town! can’t you send them back through texas or something?… thanks, i’d appreciate this alternative route “home”
May 4th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
May i suggest 26, 77, 64, 35 for directions to OH? Yeah, I think that is correct…??? You have to pay some tolls but you definitely avoid some traffic delay from the bigger cities.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
yeah, we all see that you only post your side of the comments. It is one thing not to want people from Ohio taking over but to bash them personally, the entire state. So much for United We Stand. You should be ashamed!
May 5th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Ah was born and raised in The Holy City. Ah married a Yankee (for which I am still apologizing) who moved me to Ohio. After four years there, I divorced his nasty self and came home to a wonderful kind loving Southern boy who was able to adopt the two children from the first marriage because the Yankee would not even support his own children! Ah have been happily married now for twenty-five years to the same sweet Southern boy. Young southern girls, please do NOT marry outside your Southern heritage! It can only end in evil and pain.
Ah can only surmise that these yankees move here because up Nawth, they do not wave or smile at each other. Because we are so friendly, they think that we are stupid hicks whom they can take advantage of. While we stand and chat with our police officers, they curse the cops. People who were native Ohioans were appalled that I would talk to the guy in the bathrobe who walked down to McDonald’s every morning for breakfast, or that gentleman behind the counter at the Steak place, or the cops who would smile and wave back at me, and actually stop to see if I needed help!
No Yankee has ever paused while driving and waved another driver in. No yankee has ever been able to figure out a traffic circle or pluff mud. No Yankee knows how to fry a chicken or gut a deer with any proficiency whatsover. And NO Yankee can make sweet tea! And the Beaufort County Sheriff’s department on Hilton Head Island knows full well what it means when they pull up at the usual wrecks - a car with an Ohio plate was at fault, invariably.
Those Ohioans can brag or sneer all they want - they still keep coming. One of my bosses told me once that there is no bag limit on Yankees - but you have to clean them yourself.
May 6th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Peaches - I have Ohioans wave to me all the time. They cut me off in traffic and wave their middle finger as if it’s my fault. “tis true, they can’t drive!
May 17th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Im from Mt. Pleasant and their showin up like mosquitos after rain. Finally some one tells it like it is. they come down here sayin how great it is then try to change it. If they wanted it to be like home then they can go back North. These DAMN Yankees are ruinin our great southland. They dont deserve to be here they dont have mannors they dont teach their kids manors and they are just down right rude. it doesnt help that they think they are all smarter than us on account of hollywood makin the south look like a buncha idiots and also since there heads are to thick to allow the truth in. I tell you what for all you ohioans readin this yall can go back home you DAMN Yanks!!!!!
The South Will Rise Again!
May 17th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Hey Y’all,
Let me tell you what, the great state of South Carolina is quickly being ruined by these immigrants from everywhere. People from Ohio, Maryland (worst), Michigan, New York and Jersey and MEXICO are ruining our traditional way of life. They complain about our roads and our school systems, well, if they weren’t filling them up so fast we could fix a few things. To hell with anyone who wants to change OUR way of life. “If it was so good up there, GO BACK!!!!!!!”
May 21st, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I get the fact that yes, It si way to expensive to live in the north. It’s cold and it snows in the winter. But whatever you do….. PLEASE stop calling these Ohio parasites “yankees” They are “BUCKEYES” The only place you can be called a Yankee is if you are from NY. Now, most New Yorkers a.k.a. “yankees” fall in place in the south and once the culture shock passes, embrace teh southern lifestyle. That is why they are called “damn Yankees” I never heard anyone call a “damn buckeye” I have nothing but love for all my local friends and even some poeple from ohio. This is my advice to those who come down her and decide to stay and make life miserable for the rest of us northerners…. get a S.C. tags! We’ll just think you’re retarted. you stand a better shot with that as a defense in court than saying you’re from ohio. so please, play by the rules OR LEAVE.
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 pm
That guy? I could drink a beer with him.
June 10th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
First, let me say thank you for getting this site going. (Your mamas are mighty proud, I betcha!)
Just wanted to add a footnote regarding poor ole Folly. I think we should reopen the toll booth.
Make them, park their cars and walk to the beach. (Provide a U-turn area.) At least by the time they got to the sand, those ‘glow’n the dark’ feet, would be a pretty shade of pink.
“Get back on the bus, Herbert!”
New Orleans needs a few Ohioians, Ohinees, ……..yankees! Katrina has opened up new tee times.
June 11th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Hey Memaw, show us Yankees your leather-like cigars you have for feet (to match your over tanned face) and we’ll definitely go home!!! Here’s to melanoma, the great equalizer!!!
June 20th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
First off I would like to say that I am from SW Pennsylvania (30 miles south of Pittsburgh near the WV boarder) I came to Columbia SC to go to school at USC and I have lived here since. When I tell people im from PA some think we have similarites of those damn Ohioans and that is very far from the truth. Maybe its bc of the part of the state where I grew up (very rural, lots of farm land) but I can pick out someone from Ohio within the first few minutes of meeting them. They act like their booring, completely flat state is so amazing and that they are so good in sports (thank god Cleveland got blown out). They dont know how to respect people, they say certain words weird, and they think the men have the biggest beer muscles when at the bars…OHIO sucks…go STEELERS!
July 24th, 2007 at 8:51 am
I love Ohio
August 15 - Moved to our new home in Ohio. It’s so beautiful here. The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered. I’m going to love it here.
October 14 - Ohio is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the Metropark and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE.
November 10 - Deer season will start soon. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal, hope it will snow soon. I Love it here. Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent, multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL, raking and cleaning up the yard will be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool, crisp air.
November 15 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 18 - Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it’s best to wait until they’ve all fallen before I rake again.
November 25 - Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and with today’s final raking it’s over for this season. Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year. Only four blisters became infected, should probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the fuck? Where did all of those leaves come from? A little wind last night and the lawn is covered again. Oh well, they’ll just have to wait until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. Had a snowball fight (I won!) and when the snowplow came by we had to shovel the end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I Love Ohio.
December 14 - More snow last night, I love it. The snowplow did his trick to the driveway again. I love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night. Can’t get out of the driveway to get to work. I’m exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white shit fell again last night. As if dealing with the leaves weren’t bad enough, now I’ve got blisters all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to get gloves. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I’m finished shoveling the driveway. The asshole.
December 25 - Merry fucking Christmas. More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I’ll kill the bastard. Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.
December 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that plow goes through every time. Fucking gloves got wet and then froze on my hands, doctor said it was just a mild case of frostbite, disfiguration is probably only temporary. Can’t go anywhere, car’s stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10″ of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10″ is?
December 28 - The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34″ of that white shit this time. At this rate it won’t melt till summer. The plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I’d already broken six of them shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one on his fucking head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of the car. Did about $3000 damage. Fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out from all the fucking salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to South Carolina. I can’t imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God forsaken state of Ohio.
July 28th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Where did you move to Ohio from?
How is that possible?
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August 16th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
This site is great. I agree, we need Go back to PA, NJ, NY, etc. I am sick of seeing them in traffic, oblivious to the world around them, crossing against the signal or in the middle of the street, oblivious to the world around them, and complaining about all things southern, the heat, grits, the humidity, how Ohio State is so much better in football than any team in the south. Bring it to the SEC for a year and I will GUARANTEE you will be begging for that Big 10 schedule. Just ask Florida, the National Champs, about their season. Oh, that’s right, you all were their easiet win all year. Also, if you don’t like grits, don’t eat them. Don’t sit there and act all superior because you don’t like them and talk about how nasty they are. What foods are associated with Ohio? Elephant ears and funnel cakes,all kinds of state fair food. As for the heat and humidity, what did you expect, morons? We are used to it, we like it, it wouldn’t be summer without it. We used to talk about it, now we just talk about how annoying all the people from Ohio that have moved to Charleston are. Seriously, though, go home. Mount Pleasant is never going to be Toledo or Columbus, no matter how hard you try. We were doing just fine when you all were just spending your vacations in Myrtle Beach and then heading right back up the road. We liked it better that way.
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Amen. Hit the road shitbirds. Hope your car breaks down on the interstate.
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September 25th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I am from North Carolina……love SC….hate Ohio…..I just came back from Cleveland (the mistake on the lake - as they call it themselves) no sweet tea…..is it really that hard for them to figure out how to put sugar in some tea….and no I do not want a “sugar substitute”
September 26th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
No sweet tea = no place to be. Sorry you had to find out the hard way Rachel.
October 1st, 2007 at 2:25 pm
When did these Florida fuckers get the green light to visit; much less stay. There is no reason for them to stray east of I-95. In the past we have only allowed Floridians to use our portion of I-95 for going to and from NY and NJ. Let’s remind them that they can only stop to get gas. We might have to get a website going about Florida next.
November 16th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I heard about this site from my special olympics friend who is one of the unified parters I have not read the whole site yet . I just wanted to say we moved here from Nashville Tn in 1988 and we fell in love with the Lowcountry . I think anyone who disses Charleston might be jellous I hope people from Ohio will learn to respect the Low Country and if they continue to be bitter hopefully they will leave . It’s funny to me how meny people flock to Charleston . I’d like to see how meny people are flocking to Ohio . They really seem to talk about incest alot . it’s funny cause I don’t know anyone who is related to their sister but the People from Ohio seem to really be interested in it hum makes you wonder
November 16th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
This site is hilarious. I am from Ohio and it sucks ass.
I’m not moving to SC but I am getting out of this shit-hole state!
January 18th, 2008 at 9:36 am
The Ohio State Logo looks like a blunt leaf.
February 13th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
All you narrow minded, ignorant “natives” can shove it. I would have never told any other state to leave my former state of residence, because that’s their own damn choice, whether the natives like it or not! I’m not from Ohio, but I will live where ever I please, HOWEVER I please. Got it? If you got a problem with that, shove it up your ass!!!
March 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
so I don’t get this shit at all. you guys must not have much of a life down there in South Carolina. an entire fucking site dedicated to sending Ohioans home from your state??? THAT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!! so what did an Ohioan do? steal one of your girlfriends away? cut you off in traffic? kicked your ass because you were being a dumb ass? this whole site smells like someone in SC started it all because they were just being a little pissy cry baby over something. or is that you really are all racist down there. trying to bring slavery back too? fuck your cousins much down there?
March 27th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
So I assume everyone who suggests the Ohioans and everyone else go back to “their” state have had family in SC since the state was formed? Otherwise, what right do you have to tell people to go “home”? Your family came too - maybe the Native Americans should make a site and tell everyone to go back to Europe, Asia, Africa, etc.
March 29th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Michael from Mom’s basement states:
“or is that you really are all racist down there. trying to bring slavery back too? fuck your cousins much down there?”
They don’t keep you informed of current events in Ohio apparently. The Ku Klux Klan currently has it’s greatest number of members in the mid west (Southern Poverty Law Center). I can remember several KKK rallies occurring in Cincinnati during the early 90’s so don’t come to this site with tired stereotypes. I wish I could post some pictures of trailer trash Ohioans. I snapped a few pictures of the corn fed huskies when I was up there.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:08 am
PLEASE GET ONE FOR THOSE DAMN IGNORANT NEW YORKERS. I HATE THEM WITH A PASSION.
GO TIGERS!!!
April 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
WE GREW HERE Y’ALL FLEW HERE… GET OUT OF OUR STATE
May 21st, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Here is a news flash - if you are from Ohio (or PA, IN, IL, WV, NY, NJ, CT, VT, MD, ME, DE, etc.) you are a YANKEE and we don’t want you here!!! Who in the HELL is someone from Ohio to tell US he/she is not a Yankee!!! Give me a fucking break!!!
Get the hell out and stay out!!!
YANKEE GO HOME!!!!
Save the South!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 12:59 am
WE GREW HERE Y’ALL FLEW HERE… THIS IS YOUR STATE - COME ON HOME!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:01 am
Here is a news flash - if you are from Ohio (or PA, IN, IL, WV, NY, NJ, CT, VT, MD, ME, DE, etc.) you are a YANKEE and we want you here!!! Who in the HELL is a South Carolinian to tell you what you are or are not!!! Give me a fucking break!!!
Come on down!!!
YANKEE COME HOME!!!!
The South is Yours!!!
June 1st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I’m getting so inspired by my change in attitude, that I’ll go watch “Barney!”
To the Yankees:
“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family…”
June 5th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Every Yankee is a piece of shit that doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as a Carolinian. This is without a doubt the best website ever created.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:23 pm
ahh I love your website. Everything you guys say about ohioians is soo true.I consider myself a really nice friendly person and I am trapped in Ohio. I was born in Ohio and have lived here 26 years. I hate everyting about Ohio. . Everyone is so akward and standoffish.its like life is a prop and everyone is always worried about how they look to other people.its like everybody is acting in a play. people dont know how to make small talk without bragging. If you are nice they wonder if something is wrong with you,your on drugs, or they think you want money or are gonna kidnap them. everybody acts like everyone else because we are all negative.it doesnt help that its cloudy and dark for nine months out of the year. people are very shallow here. all they like to talk about is where their kids go to college and how much money they are making. People treat you a certain way based on what you have,where you work,and what your education is,and what you drive. i dont know what it is with people here. I am a server and people are soo mean here. if people have to wait more than 5 seconds for something here they panic. This lady actually stiffed me once because I asked her if she was done with her plate of food . she practically yelled at me . I think ohians are bipolar. Its normal in the grocery stores for someone waiting in line to say “wow what is taking so long” all psycho and loud, with their constipated look on their face.then they will get up to the cashier and actually verbally abuse them and treat them like they are no one and nothing.
its like we all do our rituals around each other and are afraid of standing out, they wont stand out doing something nice and friendly but they have no problem drawing attention to themselves if its to verbally assault a cashier in a store ,or do something all jerk like. i have visited south carolina and I love it. everyone is sooo nice and real. I see southerners as genuine people , Ohians think your stupid and they can take advantage of you because they see niceness as a weakness.They are the weak ones that are shallow and can only attempt to be as nice easygoing only after chugging half a bottle of vodka ,cause they are fake. awesome website.
July 4th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Sentence number four in your post fortunately will not allow you to come to South Carolina and be welcome.
July 6th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Well that is mean , come on. Can’t I join your cult , pleeease?????
July 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Blame the rest of your state for ruining your chances, Linda. However, there are 49 other states for you to shit on! I can’t wait until you Buckeyes find “the next South Carolina.” It will be a great experiment to see just how long it takes you and yours to leave a shitstain on that locale.
It’s really very simple: Ohioans are Northern Rednecks!!! There are plenty of “rednecks” in South Carolina, but they actually have manners. I have yet to find an Ohioan that doesn’t have that little arrogant attitude when they cross into the Lowcountry. It comes from realizing that even the poorest white-trash South Carolinian has a better life than even the most elite Ohioan (You know the type, lives in the suburbs of Cleveland, ‘Nati, etc.). Not to mention that half of you don’t have a dime to your name.
You even said it yourself; Ohioans are in competition with each other. I see it everyday. You transplants trying to “one-up” your neighbors with stupid material possessions. All the while, the true Southerner lives for the simple things in life: fishing, hunting, lowcountry boil, good friends, manners, and the list goes on and on. Those used to be things you were entitled to being a LOCAL. Since your group has invaded; I am not sure that is the case!
July 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Get a life you dumbass racist fuck heads
July 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
All the while, the true Southerner lives for the simple things in life: fishing, hunting, lowcountry boil, good friends, manners, and the list goes on and on.
Have you ever been to do Midwest you dipshit? Sure as fuck doesnt sound like it
July 12th, 2008 at 9:33 am
No. I have not been to the “fly-over” states. But let me enlighten you and state that Ohio is not one of them. It’s a Yankee state. Which means it sucks. Your “name” says it all. That’s why you hydro-navigationally-challenged Yankees come down here and piss us off. You don’t own SHIT, you’re just visiting! And why are you visiting?????? Did you get lost on the way to Florida????
By the way, I haven’t seen anyone being racist on this website. Just another way for you Yankees to justify your hatred toward us. Find me a racist comment anywhere on this website “fuck head.”
TFY- (Typical Fucking Yankee) if ya didn’t know
July 16th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
People like “Norhtownthestupidpoorracistsouth” are offended because they know they suck at life. That is a perfect example of why I hate living here. How annoyingly rude.Yeah , I agree , Cleveland does suck.It’s a big toilet, as well as the whole state of Ohio. Hey if you have never been the the midwest your not missing out. All you have to do is:
1)stand behind a semi-truck
2).breathe in the deisel smell
3).stare at some concrete
4)look at some garbage
5).Put some sewage runoff and used baby diapers in a lake ,then go swimming
6.)get verbally assaulted by a random person
7) Lock yourself in a dark room for 8 months.
Your Ohio experience is complete
July 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Well Linda- I applaud you for having the courage to admit that the state you were born and raised in… sucks! However, you have been conditioned by your surroundings for far too long to be welcomed into “our” state. I wish you the best in relocating to another state. My suggestion is find a place that your fellow Ohioans have yet to tarnish. With their shitty attitudes, whiney voices, and general douchebaginess; that is easier said than done. But, I am sure with plenty of internet research and a yearning desire to camaflouge your roots, I am willing to bet there is someplace in this country that could appreciate what you have to offer; it just won’t be South Carolina.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but as soon as we hear you say, “I just moved here from Oh..” we just dismiss the fact that you could ever be anything other than an arrogant, self-absorbed, piece of Yankee trash. Blame your neighbors, your parents, your politicians, etc. But the Buckeye shit-stain will simply never wash off.
Let me finish your last post-
realize you wasted your life in the anus of America
9) pack your bags and tell your native Ohioans you are coming to live the good life in SC
10) get here; understand you are not wanted, then gravitate to other transplants that complain about how things are here and discuss in detail things “back in Ohio”
July 28th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Well said #45!
July 31st, 2008 at 8:47 am
It seems like Buckeyes are taking over many states, what are they running from?
July 31st, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Those sickening Buckeyes are running from each other. Try as they may, they will always be yankees.
August 31st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
might i suggest south Florida.
if enough of your yankee friends move to south Florida the state(federally occupied country) will split and it will work out for the best for everybody. you will have plenty imperial friends to watch fuckeye football with. they are speaking of splitting already.
September 1st, 2008 at 7:11 am
Hopefully those yankees will take your advice and go to Florida. Although Florida hates them too. A great plan would be for the Fuckeyes to move to Florida and then the biggest hurricane in history blow threw there and wipe all those big mouths to BFE.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Today I have spent my time reading this nonsence and trying to figure it all out…
I do not understand how you think this is yours (or anybody elses).
I do hail from the great state of Ohio. I will fly my flag and proudly.
Beside that flag will be my American flag along with my USMC flag.
I have spent the last twenty-seven years searving my country and where I choose to fly my flag is MY BUSINESS…. Step-off with your stupidy.
P.S. to all those military guy/gals SHAME on you. I do pray that the g/g that has your back is not from OH/calf.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 am
Are you still “searving” your country? Didn’t you take the time to learn to spell along the way Fuckeye?
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:35 am
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September 2nd, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I can excuse a typo here and there. But every post from “love is” is spelled like a 3rd grader wrote it. Seriously little marine boy, go get yourself a GED.
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Sorry guys not a boy.
I know I have been wrong.
No bad will here.
I do believe we are all good people.
I’ll close with sorry.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Dear Northern gals. I am so very sorry . I was just tryin’ to get sum attention. I am a skanky ho and i don’t know no better. You Northern gals are all so smart and beautiful and I know that I will never measure up to any of you’s. I walk the 30 blocks to the public beach access every day and beg the tourists for a hand out. Sometimes I try in offer my swallowing skills to the handsome Northern men. BUT they aint want nuthin to do with me. Sometimes I pretend that I am stayin at one of those purdy hotels on the beach front. I even jump in the pools to get a bath. See I do try to get clean. At the end of the day, I walk home the 30 blocks and call it a good day. My lil Tammie May is only 7 years old, but she keeps a good eye on my brood while I am out beggin . I pologize for my dumb stuff i wrote on here, after all i’m only a crack hore. love to all you’n northern people, we need your money so keep comin’ back!
September 4th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Bubba, I mean skanky ho’, get a life, get a job’ stop blowing everyone.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Dear Southern Girls: I am sorry that I am trying to be one of you. I tell people that I am flying to SC on Monday and staying in a condo until October. I have to lie because I am a huge loner and I don’t have any friends. Well, I do have Buckeye Girl because we are one in the same. She is going to help me lose weight. I know it’s just baby weight and I have tried to lose it but it is so hard. My son turned 30 yesterday and that was his birthday wish. I wish I had a life and didn’t have to pretend but I have always been fat, ugly and pasty white. I am a true Buckeye and that is what we are. I hate lying about my life but I can’t fly because the airlines said I am too fat and the plane wouldn’t be able to get off the ground. I have to get through my pathetic life by pretending to be a Caroina Girl and taking trips when in fact I can’t get my fat ass off the couch in the psych unit. Mommy and daddy said they are going to visit tomorrow. Daddy promised to touch me again. He used to make me feel sooooo special when I was thin. That was when I was born. I have been fat since I turned 10 and just keep getting bigger and bigger. I have to go now because they are bringing my meds. I love my meds. So does Buckeye Girl.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Bubba, I mean skanky ho’, get a life, get a job’ stop blowin’ everyone.
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Get a life.
October 4th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Excrement - you are the one with no life. LOSER. Worse than that you are a yankee loser.
October 4th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Come to think of it, I don’t have a life either. Fuck this fucking website - I quit!
October 5th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I’m miserable because I am a fucking yankee. I was born that way.
My mom is a tralier trash whore and fucked every buckeye in Ohio. I hate her and who ever my daddy is.
I apologize to every true Southerner for being such a dick.
October 5th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I interrupt this enlightening dialogue to announce that http://www.gobacktoohio.com is the (drumroll)…
2,883,504th most popular website on the Internet. (Source: http://www.alexa.com)
Whoopdefuckingdo. You’re all cunts.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
It must be a popular website. It was printed in the yankee paper in Ohio.
October 17th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
More popular than this one, that’s for sure. But you rebel snots should THANK me - aren’t I driving your web traffic up just a bit? I must admit that this dialogue is pretty fucking entertaining, even if I am throughly embarrassing you maggots.
October 18th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
You are only embarrassing your yankee self.
We enjoy laughing at you.
October 18th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
It really must hurt to know that you can’t argue with my superior facts.
October 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Yankee and Proud is a typical loud mouth yankee. He probably lives with his mother and works for Wal-mart. The only thing he has in life is the Fuckeye football. Stay north loser and cheer them to victory. Chase those Walmart buggies now.
October 19th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Let me refer Yankee and Proud to the section “Friendly to all But Invaders.”
You had to resort to high school football comments. Of course, you were wrong! Just so happens that there are 3 of the top 10 teams in the nation are from South Carolina.
Your comments hold so much validity.
October 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
1. Listen Up, I reviewed those facts, but it’s easy to get high rankings when you’re from a small state with weaker competition.
2. Lyineyes, go back to sharing your bed with your pet monkey. Just be sure that you wake up in time to deliver my paper. Then be sure that you arrive on time for your daily sanitation crew training.
October 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Proud yankee take your viagra and peek into your neighbors windows again. Then go and chase those Walmart buggies. Maybe you can get a promotion to greeter.
Don’t wait on me to deliver your paper fat ass. I would NEVER set foot in the fucking north. I am happy right here in South Carolina. Where I BELONG.
October 20th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Yankee and Proud does not speak for all of us Northerners. I vacation there every year and I love it. I would live there if I could.
Please don’t allow this website and people like Yankee and Proud to ruin it for us “yankees” that do like South Carolina and enjoy visiting there. It truly is a beautiful place to be.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:21 am
GO PENN STATE!
WHAT ABOUT THOSE BUCKEYES? THEY ARE LOSERS!
HA HA HA
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW YANKEES?
November 1st, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Yawn…as if the GAMECOCKS are any big fucking deal…
I’m outta here. This is getting boring.
November 2nd, 2008 at 9:31 am
Yankee and Proud = Crankee and Loud
GOOD RIDDANCE!
Don’t come back now ya hear.
November 8th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Michigan is a close second
November 25th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Im really, really sorry. Im from Ohio. I was marooned here 30 years ago when my father was exiled from Charlotte. I spent the bulk of my youth in NC and the summers on Kiawah and the coastal area. I’am ashamed that my bretheren have descended on SC like pasty locusts from the north. They are loud, they eat with thier mouths open, every male 34 and under has the 10 degree tilt going with the ball cap, they can be loud, many are balding, 90% are so fat we are mistaken for Arkansans.
If you would like to change the blight of Ohioans encourage Alabama to keep up the advertising and stress that its closer.Please accpet my apologies. Oh and see you this summer!
December 6th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
We would have known you are from Ohio because you can’t spell. It’s not “thier” you fucking idiot.
December 6th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
LOL…If the people of a state could be personified by a dog, South Carolina would be an over bred, toy poodle. The yapping, snarling, and pissing on its owner’s leg, is designed to let him know what a bad ass it thinks it is, and how much it craves his master’s attention.
In reality, the ONLY thing South Carolina has going for it, is its physical beauty.
South Carolinians can’t take credit for that.
South Carolina’s physical beauty is being sold to the highest bidding developer by…South Carolinians.
Introduce the idea of slow or smart growth and what do you get?…”Wuhl dhat there infinges on my rights as a propertee owner. How dare ‘ya bring yer stooopid Yankee socialist ways down here”. We don’t cur how ya do it anywheres else”. “We’s a gonna make OUR money selling the family furm”.
“Then we’s a gonna hate the damn yankees fer buying it, cause we ain’t got no breeding, manners, or self respect”.
South Carolina history to date…high point was its participation in the Revolution.
Down hill after that…Defense of slavery. Getting left behind by Northern states socially, economically, and technologically. Committing treason and initiating the Civil War. Participating in the slaughter of their own people for the right to own African slaves. Getting owned by your betters, on the battlefield. Using domestic terror to reclaim white domination of the state, during reconstruction. Another century of continuing to be left behind by Northern and Western states. Getting owned by the Feds over Civil Rights. Failing to appreciate, or manage the benefits, of the investment poured into this state, as the result of their own promotional campaigns. Shameless promotion of illegal aliens, and their cheap labor, to build the Yankee containment areas. The creation of this pathetic site.
Yep…South Crapolinians love to yap about how superior they are. They’ve been doing it for 250yrs.
They aren’t fooling anyone. All that yapping is to cover up the steaming loaf of shame and disgrace, that is their ‘heritage’.
South Crapolinians can’t stand the smell of their own shit, so the only thing left for them to do, is blame their shortcomings on a perennial target. The hated Yankee. They can’t dump on people of color, so they resurrected the carpetbagger myth.
WHY do they hate the Yankee? Southerners hate the truth. The ‘Yankee’ race is better than the Southern race. Despite the propaganda, we have better history, better culture, better manners, and our states have ALWAYS out-performed theirs. After the Civil War, it was Northern and Western states which built this nation into what it is.
We showed compassion on the vanquished South, and invited them to join the party as equals, instead of treating them like a conquered enemy.
THAT is probably why they hate us with such venom. They know that they would never have treated a defeated Yankeeland with the same compassion, and inclusion. The concept of Southern hospitality is actually practiced to a higher degree, by the Yankee.
Everything they claim to be…we already are. Every value they claim to own…we already possess.
Every insult they hurl at us…applies to them…with interest.
They hate us, cause they ‘aint us BUT…
They will never divorce themselves from us, because hating us is all that stands between them, and their own reflection in the mirror.
December 11th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
This guy above me wrote this on December 6th. That was the Saturday every title game was decided.
My guess is that he sat at home on a Saturday in his dirty whitey tighties and crafted that little pathetic excuse for why he lives in a state that hates his guts.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:17 am
LOL…Stupid Logic
I’m afraid spectator sports fly below my radar.
In any event, I wouldn’t consider title games a form of measurement, for anything important. However, I’m not surprised that you do.
I’d be willing to bet that the watching of such events, is the high point of your life.
Yep, I can just IMAGINE what YOUR Saturday was like. Sittin yur wide load down on the couch with Brandine, munchin on some pork rinds, and swilling Eight Ball, while y’all watch the moovin pitchers.
Once the games are over, it’s “get in the truck bitch, we’s a goin down tuh Ryans and feed at the trough, and then I’m a taking ya tuh Waw-Mart to buy ya sumpin purty”.
I live in South Crapolina because I was INVITED here, by the glossy brochure your Chamber of Commerce sent me. Too bad the reality didn’t live up to the advertising.
If this state hates me, I consider it the highest form of compliment.
December 12th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Northernpride you need to change your panties. Your neighbors are complaining about your “odor”.
December 13th, 2008 at 9:15 am
LOL…That’s not possible. The smell of shit (mixed with paper mill, and auto exhaust) is South Crapolina’s natural scent.
To reference a recent song that was probably written about South Crackerlacky…
“I know you like to think that your shit don’t stink, but lean a little closer…your roses really smell like poo”.
December 13th, 2008 at 10:16 am
I really do like South Carolina. I just hate it because you Southerners will not accept a yankee. Is it because we have big mouths and think we know it all? We really can’t help it. We were born that way. I am staying in SC and I would appreciate it if you people would allow me to belong. I love the song that goes something like this: Southern born and Southern bred it’s my favorite.
December 14th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Northernpridepretender
Don’t need or want the approval of South Carolina, or its provincial denizens.
Another time, I may have felt differently, but the true face of the Southerner is not one of warmth and hospitality. Rather a painted smile, to hide the sneer of condescension. Southerners can’t identify the difference between the two, which leads to trouble. Eventually, your real persona shines through, to even the most forgiving observer.
I can’t imagine a worse hell, than achieving the acceptance of such a society.
Like many third world countries, the land is beautiful, and the climate is pleasant, but the people are a waste of DNA.
It sickens me that such people can call themselves Americans. You don’t belong to this country, and you’ve no right to claim that heritage. You don’t even understand what that heritage is.
Yankees are here, and we will eventually reclaim this land for the good old USA.
I won’t be one of them. I’m ready to start a family, and I don’t want the South rubbing off on any of my kids.
What an unspeakable horror it would be, to look at your own children, and see the hated enemy staring back at you.
December 17th, 2008 at 9:42 am
PLEASE leave now. Make that bastard in the North. That will be one less yankee in our SOUTH.
We have warmth and hospitality to ALL TRUE SOUTHERNERS. We just hate you fucking yankees. That’s why we have this wonderful website.
We don’t just have a “painted smile”. We acutally laugh our asses off making fun of you ugly, pasty white, loudmouth fuckers.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:05 am
What’s that smell?…The giant litter box officially known as South Carolina.
Here’s what a couple of your fellow Southerners have to say about Charleston and/or South Carolina, on a blog entitled I hate Charleston South Carolina.
“I just moved to Charleston, but I’m a SC native…I think there is a certain shallowness to Charleston that is disheartening. I have observed a lot of rich people that feel they have the
right to the very air you are breathing”.
Another Quote from a Tennessean.
“South Carolinians seem so proud of their state. What the fuck for? If I see one more palmetto moon, I think I’m going to check myself into a mental hospital in a real state. Though it is true there are Southern states with lots to be proud of, South Carolina isn’t one of them. Look at national statistics, look at rankings against other states. South Carolina is a JOKE. Georgia has Atlanta the business empire of the South. North Carlina has Charlotte, one of the nation’s banking hubs. Virginia speaks for itself. Tennessee has Nashville and Memphis, both business hubs.
And what does South Carolina have. Oh I forgot, Charleston, which consists of bigots, hypocrites, holy rollers, and wanna be blue blood social elite. They certainly do not have an economy, morals, ethics, hospitality, or really anyone with a great deal of intelligence (WELL TRUE LOCALS ANYWAY).
I’m from Tennessee and my Spouse is from North Carolina. We refer to South Carolina as the armpit of humanity. South Carolina should break away from the Union and form its own third world country”.
What a spot on description of this state.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Interesting posts Northernpride. You have lived in Pennsylvania, Colorado and Tennessee just to name a few. Searching for that happiness that you are not going to find? You need to get happy with your sickening self and then perhaps you can stay in ONE place and be happy.
Oh and by the way - go any where but here! Us Southerners don’t need your typical yankee attitude.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:09 am
Nope…I’ve lived in Pennsylvania, Colorado, and South Carolina. Visited a good portion of the rest.
Previous quotes I found on another site…the significance of ‘Here’s what a couple of your fellow Southerners have to say about Charleston and/or South Carolina, on a blog entitled “I Hate Charleston
South Carolina”…duh.
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
To Southern Pride: Their.
Why the hostility? Get used to this: We are coming south and we are buying up every piece of land available and 2. we have all the money. The harsh reality is if the south doesnt rise again and real fast your culture is going to be ruined and its not going to come back anytime soon. You are slowly being absorbed by the midwest. It wont be long before your shrimp and grits is replaced with goetta and eggs, iced sweet tea? its being replaced with the Arnold Palmer. Yes ma’am, Yes sir? that will yield to “yeah”. If you think Ohio, michigan and Penn are bad wait until the vermin from NYC, New Jersey, Conn, or God forbid massachusetts start descending on SC. Consider being a little more welcoming of the midwest, we at least respect the southern tradition, the Northeast hates you with a passion.
December 26th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
The Northeast hates you with a passion.
Good because we hate “ya’ll” too. Stay northeast yankee.
December 27th, 2008 at 2:35 am
BoooHoooIeatyankeedoodoo.
Yankees are coming to claim the land, our ancestors won on the battlefield.
They don’t need the approval, or the affection of the Southern Race, which (thank all gods great and small) is a dying sub-species.
Soon enough, you’ll end up bouncing a half-breed, Yankee grandchild on your knee.
“A people ought to know when they’ve been conquered”.
December 27th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Are all yankees miserable? It sure appears so.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
This ‘yankee’ ‘aint miserable.
Living among the Southron race, is great for one’s ego.
It makes you realize how fortunate you are, to be raised in the good ole USA, instead of
the third world.
One qualifier…it’s sobering to realize that a group of people, who are descended from the same
Celtic/British ancestors as yourself, could devolve into THIS. There’s a lesson to be learned here.
Happily, a couple more generations of inter-breeding with real Americans, will clean up the genetic mess.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Shouldn’t you be in your beloved north shoveling snow? It would be such a nice gesture. One yankee helping another. Get on I 95 and head north.
December 30th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Let’s all just along. I am from Ohio and moving to Charleston in 2009. I can’t wait. I love it there. The people are so friendly and I enjoy the warm weather. Can’t we live together in peace? Isn’t the war bad enough? We all have differences and all kinds of faults. Nobody is perfect. I just want to move to Charleston and finally become a true Carolina Girl.
December 31st, 2008 at 1:06 am
Im from Ohio and upon recent visit I observed that people from the south always have to lounge. No matter what their doing they have to lean on something.also, If it’s raining or a tiny bit cold , they are really prissy and think their gonna get sick. They also take forever to finish a task, they have to talk, smoke a cig, pick their toe, stare at what they have to do ,and then try to finish it. I don’t get it, what’s with the lounging?
December 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
LOL #98 Right on the money!
“I don’t get it, what’s with the lounging”?…That’s called “living the good life, by the natives”.
December 31st, 2008 at 5:05 pm
You don’t know a fucking thing about a native. Keep in mind that you are a yankee! Stop trying to fit in here. It will never happen. You were born a yankee and there’s no changing that. EVER. Learn to live with it.
January 1st, 2009 at 6:56 am
#100
You continue to reference my oral abilities, so I must assume that it’s meant as a come on.
Yes, I’m well aware of the homo-erotic fantasies of the average Southron male. I’m also aware of the fact that Northern men hold a special attraction for y’all.
I’m afraid that inter species dating is not my forte, so I’ll have to demure.
“You were born a Yankee, and there’s no changing that. Ever. Learn to live with it”.
Uh, Hell Yeah. I take great pride in where I’m from.
Northern Born, Northern Bred, American ’til the day I’m dead.
You’re just a Southerner.
January 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
Gee Northernpride… I thought you were a partially native Southerner according to your post in Hate Mail under “‘Skeeter Bite.” Guess you are a little pissy since having that cleared up for you. That’s right you little bitch, embrace those great Northern roots…. ’cause that’s what you are and always be.
January 1st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Don’t trouble yourself Southerntwat. I realize its impossible for your kind to understand that
root structures tend to fan out from the base of the tree.
One of the things I’ve noticed about the Southern race, is that y’all are born without a sense of loyalty, honor, or Esprit de Corps. A person’s ‘Southerness’ can be stripped from them, at the drop of a hat. An individual can be born and raised here, from one the oldest Southern families, but if they deviate in ANY way from what any group, or individual, deems to be ‘truly Southern’, they automatically become ‘Yankees’. I’ve personally seen this happen a number of times. It’s one of the reasons I’ve learned to have the UTMOST contempt for Southern culture. You people will turn on your own kind like jackals, as quickly as you attack ‘outsiders’.
Damn right I’ll embrace my Northern roots. They are a life line.
LOL…I’d LOVE to rattle around in your family history, and see what shakes loose.
January 2nd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Since you are so bitter and angry that you will never be accepted here, you need to follow that life line right back to the north where you belong.
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:35 am
#104
HAHA That’s another thing I’ve noticed about Southerners…they excel at accusing ‘outsiders’ of the bad behavior they themselves are engaged in, and in fact, have initiated. When someone calls them on it, and pushes back, THEY are the ones branded as the aggressor. In my case…bitter and angry.
South Carolina has based its entire history on such habits:
“So bitterly do Southerners hate to have the truth come out, that it is at the risk of his life
that any man dares to speak it. When a political crime is committed they palliate it, smooth over everything, and charge the blame on the murdered victim”.
Anonymous Charleston ‘aristocrat’ circa 1877.
Such attitudes are why Southerners are always ‘defending their way of life’, from threats which they created for themselves.
As I’ve stated before…I can’t imagine a worse hell, than earning the acceptance of such a messed up culture…BUT…there’s enough of it in me to know how the game is played.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Please get some mental help asap. You are so pathetic. It’s not our fault that you are a fucking big mouth yankee. You were born that way. No changing that. Learn to live with it. Perhaps you can learn to love your sickening self and then you won’t have so much hatred for the rest of this world. Maybe some of your fellow yankees can have an intervention and save you from yourself.
January 4th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
DocFeelGood
The healing power flows through me, every time I post a comment.
Self respect has never been one of my personal hang ups. I’ve got it to spare.
I don’t hate the rest of the world.
I don’t even hate white Southrons.
Contempt would be the correct emotion, as I’ve worked my way through pity.
This weekend I noticed a fair number of Ohio tags, while out running errands. It
was such a comfort.
January 6th, 2009 at 10:59 am
“I don’t even hate white Southrons”. You yankees ALWAYS have to bring race into it.
AGAIN DUMBASS - THIS WEBSITE IS ABOUT SOUTHERNERS HATING YOU FUCKING YANKEES - ESPECIALLY THE ONES FROM OHIO. IT IS NOT ABOUT BLACK/WHITE.
Of course you see Ohio tags. You fuckers move here and keep your “junk” registered in Ohio to avoid paying taxes.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
#108 Feeling Yourself Again
Hey dumb ass…I’m not from Ohio.
It’s necessary to make distinctions because I wouldn’t want Southern blacks to think I was contemptuous of THEM and their culture. I’m not.
The white Southron race is an embarrassment to Caucasians, and especially Anglo/Celtic peoples…worldwide. You’re the poster children for eugenics.
Hopefully, interbreeding with ‘outsiders’ will take out the genetic trash…so to speak.
January 6th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Feeling Yourself Again, and Not Finding Satisfaction.
This website is about…South Carolinians showing their true nature to the entire world. It’s especially fun on the heels of the “South Carolina is So Gay” tourism debacle, the flag flap, and the examples set by Miss South Carolina, the dearly departed Strom Thurmond, Winston McCuen, and Bob Jones University. One more steaming turd in South Crapolina’s litter box of cultural shame.
Yeeeemthrfcknhaaaaw.