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Succinct

From Paulette:

I believe the south would be a better place without those who have migrated from Ohio. They should go back!

How apropos. Thanks Paulette; I couldn’t have said it better.


115 Responses to “Succinct”

  1. just give them the finger Says:

    I firmly believe that they will go back if we continue to spread the news of this website.

  2. just give them the finger Says:

    I swear to god I would give up everything I own if I never had to see one of these idiots again.

  3. Yankee&Proud Says:

    HAHA “just give them the finger” you make me laugh. You sure believe a lot of dumb shit don’t you? You think this piece of shit website is gonna scare anyone off? Hell, more Yankees will move here in spite of it!

  4. just give them the finger Says:

    They might continue to move here, but at least they know they aren’t welcome. Eventually, if you realize that everyone hates you; you move back to the pisshole you came from. Of course, this all still begs the question: Why do you Yankees move here??? You know Carolinians hate you… you know that you will never be a part of our culture… and no southern women will give you the time of day. I guess you guys come to sit out on the beach and dream about what it would be like to be back up North! Boo-hoo you dickless bitch.

  5. Yankee&Proud Says:

    You obviously don’t know the definition of “spite”, but I’m not surprised, none of you uneducated redneck hicks know shit. I don’t give a fuck who hates me, I hate them too, I’m here to stay and to let you trailer trash bitches know it! We move here because we won this land in the civil war, to the victor goes the spoils, and to piss of stupid white trash hicks like you! Nobody wants your toothless skanky southern women, there all yours. Fuck your culture, didn’t I already tell you I’m gonna do shit my way and your gonna fuckin’ love it? You and Mark S keep mentioning my dick, now I see what you southern men are all about you stupid faggots. Can’t stop talking about penis’s can you?

  6. Rachel Says:

    This southern woman at least knows the difference between there and they’re and your and you’re. You know, simple grammatical contractions. These were things I learned in MY SOUTHERN SCHOOL. At least you used the proper too form….Also, the plural of penis is penises. Frankly, since you seem so certain that the South is full of uneducated class-less people I’m not the least bit surprised YOU would come here.

  7. Stonewall Says:

    Don’t let him blindside you Rachel, Ohio has more redneck trash per capita than any other state in the union. Even worse, they lack the basic manners than even the most downtrodden southern good-ol’ boy can muster.

    Even his name is a misnomer… if he was indeed a proud Yankee he wouldn’t have deserted his sinking state like the rat he is..

  8. Everyone has pride Says:

    Hello, first of all you are a state, not a separate country… I’m sure you have just as much dumb pride in your state as we have in ours as “ohioans.” If we’re coming to your state and stealing your jobs… maybe we’re better at them than you, and you’re the ones that should leave so as to find a job that you have a hope of acquiring. Don’t blame us for “stealing,” you have to just compete with us to get those jobs. I don’t even know why I’m using “you” and “us” when we’re all american so you’re competing with people not states. I’m going to be moving to NORTH Carolina soon… not for any of the reasons that you might have thought. I’m not moving for beaches or some material reason. Actually, I would have chosen a different state all together. I personally don’t think the Carolinas are that great. My boyfriend got stationed in NC in the Air Force. So, if I want any hope of finishing the long distance relationship that has already lasted 2 years, I’m moving there until he gets out of the military. We are both from Ohio and not moving there by choice. Trust me, we will leave as soon as we can.

  9. just give them the finger Says:

    don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

  10. FaithAnn Says:

    Born in Ohio and finally settled in Calabash NC three years ago. Thanks goodness it’s NC and not SC. Folks are a right bit more friendly than you all sound!

  11. just give them the finger Says:

    Thank god you chose that state. Still close enough for you piece of white shit to visit your friends and family in Myrtle Beach. Tell your folks back in Ohio how wonderful NC is compared to SC. Please, I am beggin you.

  12. Pablo Valenzuela Says:

    It is refreshing to see that U.S. discrimination is not triggered simply by differing languages or races. All it takes is for the politicians and megacorporations of the U.S. to send your jobs to India, Malaysia, Central Europe or other “developing” regions where labor is cheaper and standards are lower. Under such conditions, South Carolina reasserts its antebellum sovereign status and forms a postmodern KKK to lynch English-speaking Caucasians from Ohio. Those of us living in other countries are fascinated by such displays of U.S. culture. Some of us were under the illusion that the United States were United States.
    You will all be relieved to hear that, if I wanted a job with IBM, I would not have to enter your country. I could get a job with IBM in Guadalajara or Mexico City. Far be it from me to violate the sovereignty of South Carolina.
    All the best to the citizens of South Carolina.
    And “good luck” to you gol-durned foreigners from Ohio.
    Pablo Valenzuela
    PostData: Your site must provide great entertainment for kids sitting at home in London and Paris. They know so little about the true nature of the United States.

  13. just give them the finger Says:

    We sure don’t need another spic in the Lowcountry either.

  14. SFR Says:

    Wow - this is hilarious! I was born and raised in Ohio and have no intention of leaving, as it is a great place to live.

    I wasn’t going to post anything and have nothing against South Carolinians, even the fine folks who contributed this gem of a site for the world to enjoy.

    The reason I’m posting, however, is because I’m curious. I’m curious about ‘just give them the finger’. Since you seem to be watching the message board frequently and responding with courteous and intelligent interjections, I can’t help wondering who the “man” behind the screen name is. So, since I know you’ll read this, please enlighten us all by telling everybody a little bit about yourself.

    Just to break the ice, I’ll go first:

    1. I live in Columbus, Ohio.
    2. I attended The Ohio State University and earned a Bachelor’s Degree in Engineering.
    3. I currently work as a Systems Engineer and make a decent salary but am by no means rich.
    4. I’ve never been to South Carolina and don’t have any immediate plans to go (so don’t worry).
    5. I like hockey, baseball and football. I dislike the NBA and all motor sports.
    6. I like reading classic literature and learning about history (e.g., the Civil War).
    7. I STRONGLY dislike racism, sexism, egotism, ignorance and hypocrisy, but congratulate you on your obvious mastery of them.

    I could go on, but it’s not about me, it’s about you. Here are some questions to get you started:

    1. Where do you live?
    2. What do you do for a living?
    3. Where did you go to school?
    4. What do you like to do in your spare time (aside from spreading nescience and hatred throughout cyberspace)?
    5. Are you married? Kids?
    6. Are you happy?

    That’s all for now - I need to go screw my sister, play ‘kick the can’ and trim my mullet, since that’s what all of us Ohioans do.

    Regards,

    SFR

  15. BG Says:

    I have written a song about this very topic.

    This is great. I would love to offer you a theme song:

    http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/liveoakjams-03.m3u

  16. Stonewall Says:

    Nice jam!

  17. johnson Says:

    holy crap

    the guy who started the cooper river bridge run is from ohio..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper_River_Bridge_Run

    http://www.bridgerun.com/about.php

    Marcus Newberry is from OHIO

    http://fixinghealth.blogspot.com/

  18. Yankee Hater Says:

    To #17

    The guy who started the Cooper River Bridge Run should be shot for the spectacle it has become. It screws up traffic for a day, brings in more and more Yankees every year and brings more attention to the Lowcountry than we would ever want. Screw Him!!!

    Also - I went to MUSC and knew Marcus Newberry when he was the Dean of Admissions for the College of Medicine. He is an unequalled Ass Hole and as far as I am concerned , he should have stayed in Ohio with the rest of you Losers. I am not at all surprised to see him pontificating his “brilliant” solutions for fixing healthcare in America

  19. Ohio Sucks Says:

    AMEN, Yankee Hater - I happen to know that the guy who started that race is himself a first-class asshole. And to think that he’s a Buckeye turd factory reject - I never knew that - you just made my day! I’ll do you one better - let’s hang the mutant by his nuts (assuming he has any) off the Ravenel Bridge! (Of course, that might be an unnecessary spectacle - maybe shooting him is more efficient.)

    Does his Bridge Run exist to benefit any charity? NO! It just exists to line his stinking pockets! I’m all for honest business, but this is sick!

  20. lyineyes Says:

    I am a true southern girl. I have a thick southern accent, drive a pick up truck and love NASCAR. Especially Talladega. I even hate yankees and their attitudes. They are all moving here and complaining about everything. I have one question: I would like to know if all the male Ohioans have “man boobs”. We had some Buckeyes move in next door to us about 5 years ago. He has got a HUGE set of hooters. He seems to be quite proud of them too. He likes to walk around without a shirt on. Maybe Kramer could fit him with a “bro” or is it a “manssiere”? The wife is miserable and tries to act like she is “queen”. Truth is - she grew up in a trailer park in Ohio. She has got a loud mouth that you can hear a mile away. She gossips about everybody in the neighborhood and locks her drunk husband out of the house. (She is probably jealous because his tits are bigger than hers) They refer to everybody in SC as a dumb hillbilly. It’s good to know that so many of us “hillbillys” hate the buckeyes. One last thing - YANKEE HATER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!

  21. gas@4$+ Says:

    I believe the current price of gas will accomplish what this site alone cannot. (see Jim DeMint’s youtube video begging for offshore drilling) When the Sc economy crashes due to lack of tourism dollars from northerner’s vacationing here, which in turn breeds migration which you all hate so much, you’ens can start singing songs like “Where have all the Ohioan’s gone?” from your trailer parks and tent cities. Charleston’s peninsula can turn back to the slum it used to be, Myrtle Beach will look more like Murrells Inlet, the BMW factory will close down cause no one can afford to put the gas in one. Sullivan’s Island will sure be hoppin though as slavery will need to be reinstituted as cotton will once again be king.

  22. Only Time Will Tell Says:

    I can only pray that you are right #21. I know that any true South Carolinian would rather starve than be in the company of Ohioans constantly. Tell your friends you theory. I sure hope they listen. Gas is too expensive. You should stay in Ohio.

  23. gas@4$+ Says:

    I hear palmetto bark tastes good #22.

    By WAYNE WASHINGTON - wwashington@thstate.com June 20, 2008
    The Grand Strand has waves, sun and fun, but, so far at least, far fewer hotel guests this year.

    Economists say the drop in occupancy rates, which were down 14 percent from last April through the first week of June, is yet another impact surging gas prices are having on the South Carolina economy.

    “There is no way to spin that as a good omen,” said Doug Woodward, an economics professor at USC.

    Tourism is South Carolina’s economic lifeblood.

    Marion Edmonds, director of communications for the S.C. Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism, said tourism’s total economic impact in the Palmetto State is about $16 billion per year. Most of that, between $9 billion and $10 billion, comes from visitors.

    Edmonds said tourism officials are closely monitoring gas prices and trying to gauge their economic impact.

    “Essentially, we don’t know right now,” Edmonds said. “Usually, we say we are cautiously optimistic about the season. I’ve heard people in the Grand Strand this year say they are nervously optimistic. That’s probably the right stance to take.”

    Woodward said people are adjusting to higher gas prices, just as he thought they would once prices reached a certain level.

    “We’ve said all along that if gas prices got above $3.50 a gallon, all bets are off,” he said. “That’s enough to change behavior.”

    Whether those changes put a major dent in South Carolina’s tourism industry is the big question.

    Edmonds said he is hoping some economists are right when they argue that gas prices are within a nickel or dime of the peak they will reach this year.

    “If that’s the case, as people come to an unhappy acceptance of that new plateau, they might say, ‘The trip’s going to cost an extra 50 bucks.’ Or they might eat in the cabin one night instead of going out. We’re going to have to monitor the situation.”

  24. Only Time Will Tell Says:

    You sure worry a lot about the state of South Carolina’s economy. Meanwhile, the state of Ohio is projected to lose population over the next decade. Hmm… Maybe worry about your own problems?

    Thanks for the news … from the Grand Strand… In case you didn’t know that is north of Charleston and that shithole has no class, culture, or attraction. Unless you like to shop for hermit crabs and Myrtle Beach t’s at one of the 9000 Eagles stores, statistics from that region are irrelevant. We gave that part of the coast to you Yankees long ago. And congrats, you have turned it into the Atlantic City of the South minus the gambling.

    So what if people don’t come. If that impacts our economy; so be it. We all survived before the Yankee influx and we could do it again. I welcome the opportunity to scale back and be amongst the company of Lowcountry natives instead of having to sift through the goddamn Buckeyes to find a true Carolinian.

    What are we going to do without the Yankees money? Oh my god, I think I will go fishing with my friends and spend more time with my family. And do so in the Lowcountry of South Carolina. Stay up in Ohio for the love of God!

  25. One More Thing Says:

    Half of you Ohioans say you come here because you are taking our jobs (you reason this by saying you are more qualified, work harder, etc.)…

    Then the other half of you say that our state is going to fall apart if you don’t come down and vacation (with your cheap asses and shitty attitudes)…

    So I ask Ya’ll - which is it?????? Are we going to die because you aren’t coming here or are we going to die because you are coming here.

    You fuckers are pathetic. Here is the answer: You suck and can’t stand the fact that this website exists.

  26. Slightly Amused Says:

    I was reminded of this South Park episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKd6kSDcaYQ upon reading #25.

    The answer to your question is “yes”.

    Looking at a whois on this domain:

    Domain Name: GOBACKTOOHIO.COM
    Created on: 25-Jan-06
    Expires on: 25-Jan-09
    Last Updated on: 17-Oct-07

    and the volume of emails and comments posted here in the past 2.5 years, I’d say it’s safe to say not too many people are worried about its existence.

  27. Ohio Sucks Says:

    If it were up to me I would drop a bomb on myrtle beach and all of the tourist attractions that go with it. I mean if a few go-carts and slip and slides bring you fuckers down here then your obviously easily amused. Next time you’re thinking about making a trip to the south why don’t you give half you’re money you plan to spend to your friend; he can kick you in the nuts and save the trouble of getting many unwanted glares and hours of driving. Seriously if ohio (noticed i didn’t capatalize it considering it’s unimportance) is so great then I’m sure you can find a great place to live/vacation there. Thanks -KS

  28. USC'08 Says:

    Can someone from Ohio tell me why yall are such poor white trash? Every car I see from Ohio is a piece of shit and every person from Ohio I meet is an impoverished piece of trash. Please stay the fuck off of Johns Island and Wadmalaw because those are the only places that are still local, and free of Ohio dogshit.

  29. DJJAHD Says:

    i love Wadmalaw…… good local produce…..

  30. david austin Says:

    Too funny. My wife and I played “I spy” on I26 with Ohio tags until one day the proverbial ‘light’ came on. Holy shit who is paying you people to come dirty up the place!! I really wish they ALL would go home… and that stands for you dirty bastards here who feel good they are picking on someone else rather than you (Atlanta, Charlotte, Green vegas with your nitwit billfish stickers and team DNR stickers, Cola, blah blah). If you stay more than a week keep your filthy mouth shut, show some decency and leave the gold chains at the motel.

  31. Lexington County since 1700s Says:

    most folks round here dont need or want any tourism from anywhere outside of Dixie. I decided a long time ago that when i get my new licence plate I was gonna paint over that traveltosc.com shit they put on there. I was origonally gonna replace it with SLMnews.com but maby i will promote this site instead

  32. Lyineyes Says:

    Our new license plates need to say gobacktoohio.com not traveltosc.com. We don’t need any more fuckeyes here. I have a bumper sticker that says Go Buckeyes…No seriously go.

  33. love is..... Says:

    Today as I have sat here and read the majority of the website I have decided that this is dumb at it’s dummest.
    Where are we all from and who is native?
    I have spent the last twenty-seven years in the USMC.I have lived all across the United States and other countries inbetween.
    This is a classic SITE of “What The !@#$”
    I am from Ohio and I do fly my Ohio State flag(right beside my American flag and my USMC flag)
    I’ve earned my right to live anywhere in this country that I want.

    P.S. shame on anyone milatry that said anything bad.
    I sure hope it’s not a boy/gal from Ohio/Calf. that has to watch your back………..

  34. love is..... Says:

    I know after reading my reply that i’ve made mistakes.( please don’t correct)The point is that Theres not a person that BELONGS anywhere.We have all done our part and or will in this life. It’s to short for this to be the proudest moument of your life.
    Wish all well and sweet dreams

  35. Can a yankee spell Says:

    What the hell of the proudest “moument” of your life? Is moument a word? It must be a yankee word because it’s not one that I have ever heard.

  36. as I've said Says:

    wish all well.

  37. that's all you have Says:

    surprised U dn’t write me up on the military……

  38. that's all you have Says:

    military

  39. that's all you have Says:

    sometimes I get ahead of myself.
    OOPS Sorry!!!!!

  40. Hukdonfoniks Says:

    “Dummest,” “milatry,” “moument.” It’s a shame that “love is…” made it home alive. I feel sorry for the world if someone spreads their legs for this retard and takes one of his illiterate nuts! That guy should should do the world a favor and fall on his sword.

    I am about to pee in my pants laughing at this guy. He represents an Ohioan better than anyone on this site.

  41. NO! That's all I need!!!! Says:

    “that’s all you have…” — Uh, no, but it’s all i need.

    Wow. I know that guy lost his free SAT points because there is no way he could spell his name.

    United States Marine Corps, geez. No wonder the world is fucked up. I would feel better with a third grader protecting my freedom than this Ohio moron. Hope he isn’t in charge of communicating intelligence findings. Do us all a favor mr. ohio marine. Get your GED at least!

  42. Bubba a.ka.Lyineyes, a.k.a skanky ho,a.k.a hurricane hanna Says:

    Dear Northern gals. I am so very sorry . I was just tryin’ to get sum attention. I am a skanky ho and i don’t know no better. You Northern gals are all so smart and beautiful and I know that I will never measure up to any of you’s. I walk the 30 blocks to the public beach access every day and beg the tourists for a hand out. Sometimes I try in offer my swallowing skills to the handsome Northern men. BUT they aint want nuthin to do with me. Sometimes I pretend that I am stayin at one of those purdy hotels on the beach front. I even jump in the pools to get a bath. See I do try to get clean. At the end of the day, I walk home the 30 blocks and call it a good day. My lil Tammie May is only 7 years old, but she keeps a good eye on my brood while I am out beggin . I pologize for my dumb stuff i wrote on here, after all i’m only a crack hore. love to all you’n northern people, we need your money so keep comin’ back!

  43. Karen Says:

    I have two personalities: Karen the Tubby loner and Buckeye Girl the “nice” one. I am pathetic because I want to be a Carolina Girl. I tell people that I am going to SC on Monday and staying until the end of October. I am pretending to fly there and stay in a fake condo. In fact I am so HUGE that I can’t fly. The airline said I would have to pay for 3 seats. I am so jealous of the girls in SC because they are everything that I will NEVER be. I have made up my mind though to lose this weight. I will do it. Buckeye Girl said she will help me and we make a great team. I am still going to pretend to be a Carolina Girl and I am still going to make believe that I am going to SC. Truth is I will be in the mental hospital on lots of meds. I think I will feel better though once I lose this weight. Maybe my mommy and daddy will love me again.

  44. Karen Says:

    BUbba…lol…You are a skanky ho’ go beggin for your fix and feed little tammie

  45. Karen Says:

    I WILL BE FLYING TO SC ON MONDAY FOR MY VACATION. I LOVE IT THERE AND I WANT TO FIND A JOB AND RELOCATE THERE. I AM HOPING TO MOVE TO FOLLY BEACH. I HAVE JUST BEEN JOKING AROUND ON THIS WEBSITE AND I HOPE THAT THE LOCALS WILL ACCEPT ME AND BUCKEYE GIRL BECAUSE WE LOVE CHARLESTON. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. IS THERE ANY WAY THAT WE CAN BE ACCEPTED AS TRUE CAROLINA GIRLS?

  46. A - O - GO BACK TO OHIO! Says:

    NO ! STAY YOUR YANKEE CARPETBAGGIN ASS HOME!!

  47. Derek Says:

    Yall can’t be accepted as Carolina girls, but what you can be accepted as is Ohio white trash. Once you get to FB, I would recommend that yall go to the very far end of the island and go drown out by Morris Island light house. I would greatly appreciate it.

  48. When hell freezes over Says:

    Karen - you and your yankee girlfriend will be accepted as Carolina Girls when hell freezes over. Got it bitch? Stay in Ohio where you belong.

  49. TEENAGEYANKEEEE(: Says:

    what the fuck kinda ideas are you rednecks tossing around in here?
    forreal, this is so stupid.

    why are you proud of a place the LOST THE DAMN CIVIL WAR??!!
    we whooped your guy’s ass’s.

    WE KICKED YOUR ASS ONCE, WE’LL KICK IT AGAIN!

    i am so sick of you guys thinking you’re better than us.
    WE have all the industry.
    WE have all the REAL history.
    WE are intelligent people.
    We are BETTER then you REDNECKS!

  50. Lyineyes Says:

    Then why are all the Ohio yankees moving here?

  51. Moderator Says:

    Unbelievable. Your parents must be so proud of the way ALL of you idiots fight it out on this pathetic waste of cyberspace.

    Now all of you go to bed right now. Wouldn’t want for you any of you to miss your early-morning paper routes before your mommies drop you off at reform school.

  52. Lyineyes Says:

    Moderator you must be another Ohio yankee that can’t take the truth. It hurts doesn’t it. Face the fact loser: YOU ARE A FUCKING HATED YANKEE. STAY IN OHIO. OR IF YOU ARE ALREADY HERE - GO BACK TO OHIO.

  53. Moderator Says:

    Grow up.

  54. Lyineyes Says:

    Moderator you need to quit wasting cyberspace. Yankee you posted #51 and then when you get your ass told you say grow up. Typical fucking yankee. Blah Blah Blah. Run that huge mouth and then can’t take the truth. I don’t deliver papers or attend reform school. Perhaps that is a life your used to. It would make sense though living in Ohio with nothing to do. Don’t “ya’ll” play kick the can? I read some earlier posts that say thats all there is to do in Ohio. That explains why all the kids are “special needs” kids. Good luck yankee loser.

  55. Ohio-Carolina Guy Says:

    洋基隊。叛亂分子。你們都是可憐的拖車垃圾桶失敗者!

  56. Lyineyes Says:

    What’s with the fucking Chinese, Ohio-Carolina Guy?!

  57. Ohio-Carolina Guy Says:

    Try translating it on the Google “Language Tools” translator, asshole.

  58. Jack Meoff Says:

    I googled asshole and guess what? It said you suck dicks.

  59. Give it Up! Says:

    #55- Sorry, but there is no such thing as an Ohio-Carolina guy!

  60. Ohio-Carolina Guy Says:

    Yes there is, asshole - I’M HERE!

  61. Carolina Guy Says:

    No there isn’t, Fuckeye- YOU’RE JUST VISITING!

  62. Ohio-Carolina Guy Says:

    I LIVE here, you fucking chickenshit Gamecock - come personally kick me out if you have any balls.

  63. Start Spreadin The News Says:

    Ohio-Carolina Guy you are probably a fucking Ohioan that wishes you were a South Carolina guy.

    Your a buckeye and a momma’s boy. I’m sure you wear those dark socks with sandals. You are pasty white, wear glasses and brag no stop about how great you are.

    Grow up yankee. Now get off mommy’s computer and go try to outdo your neighbors.

  64. Hey Ohio Guy Says:

    You might live here, but you don’t belong here. Where exactly are you located? (or should I say what part of Mount Pleasant did you plop down your pasty white ass?)

  65. Ohio-Carolina Guy Says:

    You don’t know me. You can’t find me. Fuck you.

  66. Mergetroyd Says:

    You want to know something?

    I’m a South Carolinian who up and left to move to OHIO - and guess what? I LOVE IT HERE! I’m never leaving - we’ve got the Cleveland Symphony, the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame, great German food and shimmering Lake Erie. Plus the GREATEST football fans in the world - the Cleveland Browns’ Dog Pound! People here are educated, polite, and DOING something with their lives. Where have I been all my life? THIS IS HEAVEN!

    South Carolinians - let the Ohioans have the beach…COME ON UP HERE TO THE LAKE!

  67. Mergetroyd Says:

    Seriously, everyone…let’s let bygones be bygones. We’re all Americans, right? Isn’t that more important?

  68. Mergetroyd Says:

    What state is round on both ends and tall in the middle?

    O-HI-O!

  69. Mergetroyd Says:

    You’ll be hearing a lot more from me in the future. I promise.

  70. Mergetroyd Says:

    http://www.discoverohio.com - I want to share this site with everyone!

  71. Mergetroyd Says:

    Did you know that Wendy’s Hamburgers was founded in Columbus, Ohio?

    And did you know that Columbus, Ohio was named after Christopher Columbus?

  72. Mergetroyd Says:

    Did you know that the Cincinnati Red Stockings were America’s first professional baseball team?

  73. Mergetroyd Says:

    The comic strips “Calvin and Hobbes” and “Zits” were/are drawn by Ohio cartoonists!

    “Leave It To Beaver” took place in Ohio!

    Ohio decided the 2004 Presidential election!

  74. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio borders Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, and Lake Erie.

  75. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio, like South Carolina, is on the Eastern Time Zone!

  76. Mergetroyd Says:

    Come visit OHIO - The Heart Of It All!

  77. Mergetroyd Says:

    OHIO - HOME OF THE ROCK ‘N ROLL HALL OF FAME, MAN!

  78. Start Spreadin The News Says:

    How exciting “Leave It To Beaver” took place in Ohio. Oh wait I’m even more impressed because Wendy’s was founded in Ohio.

    Yankee I bet you look as dumb as you sound.

    STAY in Ohio or Go Back To Ohio: The Heart of It All! Please!

  79. Enlightened Says:

    There is no way that a South Carolinian ever moved to Ohio!

    I am sorry. It just wouldn’t happen.

  80. Mergetroyd Says:

    Well, I DID move to Ohio. It rocks!

  81. Mergetroyd Says:

    Up here we have fall colors!

  82. Mergetroyd Says:

    Did you know that 6 - count ‘em - 6 Miss Ohios have won Miss America?

  83. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio is called The Buckeye State.

  84. Mergetroyd Says:

    The last President of the United States from Ohio (to date) was Warren G. Harding.

  85. Mergetroyd Says:

    The two top Union Civil War generals were BOTH Ohioans - Ulysses S. Grant and
    William Tecumseh Sherman.

  86. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio State’s mascot is Brutus Buckeye.

  87. Mergetroyd Says:

    I have Woody Hayes’ autograph.

  88. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio is cool.

  89. Mergetroyd Says:

    Glory, glory, hallelujah!
    His truth is marching on!

  90. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio’s farmlands feed America.

  91. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio’s factories help fuel American industry.

  92. Mergetroyd Says:

    Toledo has a minor-league team called the Mud Hens.

  93. Lyineyes Says:

    Here is another fact to add to your list:

    Ohio is yankeeless because they are all living in South Carolina :(

  94. Mergetroyd Says:

    Thomas Edison came from Ohio.

  95. Lyineyes Says:

    So did the mother that microwaved her newborn baby. Let’s not forget the father that shook the New Year’s baby to death. He was from Ohio too.

  96. The Truth Hurts Says:

    Ohio is home to the 15 year old girl that got arrested for child pornography. She took nudie photos of herself and sent them to all her classmates.

  97. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio is the home of the Buckeyes.

  98. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio’s state capitol is Columbus.

  99. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio’s largest city is Cleveland.

  100. Mergetroyd Says:

    Ohio decided the 2004 Presidential Election.

  101. State the Facts Says:

    Ohio has more foreclosures than any other state.

    Ohio has no jobs because all their automobile makers have gone bankrupt. Can’t you yankees find work at Wendy’s. It was founded in Ohio.

    Glory Glory Hallelujah!

  102. Yankee and Proud Says:

    South Carolina is near the bottom in SAT scores.

    Go fuck yourselves.

  103. Lyineyes Says:

    That’s because all those northern kids moved here. All of them are labeled “special needs” or need to be. Our schools are over crowded with yankees. Just like all of SC.

  104. Yankee and Proud Says:

    Then why do Yankee schools consistently outperform Southern ones?

    Check your gene pool, asshole. You need us to bail you out.

  105. Chump Says:

    In Ohio there’s five kids to each class. Why? Because the fucking Ohio yankees have run South and now our schools have about 30 kids to each class.

    If the schools are so bad here, why are all the yankees coming here? Why not stay north. Ya’ll move here and complain about EVERYTHING. If it is so much better in the north, with that great fuckeye football and all, why not stay the fucking north?

    Truth is proud yankee if it was so great up north then all of you fucking yankees wouldn’t be coming here. I think one of the posts says: yankees are fleeing the north like rats on a sinking ship. How true that is. I just wish the ship would sink with all you yankee rats onboard.

  106. Jerry Faust Says:

    Yankee and Proud does not represent the north. The comments that have been made are very disrespectful and I apologize on the behalf of all northerners.

  107. Yankee and Proud Says:

    And these Southern punks don’t represent America. Hell, this entire WEBSITE is disrespectful toward people whose only crime is living wherever they decide to.

    “Go Back To Ohio.” Really.

  108. Listen Up Says:

    Yeah. Really. And take an Ohioan with you.

  109. Lyineyes Says:

    “Living wherever they decide to”. Why decide to come to SC if you yankees hate us and everything here? That’s the question that not one of you yankees can answer. If things are so great in Ohio why leave? It seems so simple. You yankees hate it here and we hate you yankees being here so STAY IN OHIO or if you are already here GO BACK TO OHIO. Problem solved!

  110. Listen Up Says:

    Well said lyineyes. The entire state is waiting on that answer. Yankee and Proud…. you’re up to bat on this one. Why the fuck are Ohioans here?

  111. Yankee and Proud Says:

    Simply because they choose to be. Period. They probably liked it here…before they had to deal with inbred genetic accidents like yourselves who cannot accept the fact that PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO MOVE TO WHEREVER THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE. PERIOD. And there is not a single thing that you putrid maggots can do about it except blog like crybabies.

  112. Lyineyes Says:

    “People do have the right to move wherever they damn well please. Period”. However, why would any yankee want to move to the South? Ya’ll complain about EVERYTHING here but yet keep pouring in. If the north is as great, as you and your fellow yankees claim, then we wouldn’t have to deal with a single one of you much less millions.

    I’m glad you are so happy north. Stay there Crankee Yankee. Keep on being Proud AND Loud!

  113. Jerry Faust Says:

    I visit South Carolina every year and love it. The people are very friendly and I would live there if I could. Please don’t allow this website and people like Yankee and Proud to ruin it for us “yankees” that do like the South and everything it has to offer.

  114. Lyineyes Says:

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES? THEY ARE LOSERS! HA HA HA

    GO PENN STATE!

  115. Answer,....... Says:

    They actually played a team on their schedule that didn’t totally suck! Adios national championship.

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