Go Back To Ohio night at the RiverDogs
Good news - looks like the Charleston RiverDogs have picked up on a good idea and are planning a “Go Back To Ohio Night” on June 25. They haven’t contacted me yet, but I’m going to find out if they need any help planning their event. I’m seeing at least a table with some t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc. for sale, and maybe a few free prizes handed out.
More info on their calendar for Wednesday, June 25.
Update as of 3/30: We are in! Looks like we’re going to be doing this in partnership with the Riverdogs. We’re working with them on plans to make the native voices heard. Looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun….. Still feel free to send in your ideas. And show up - we’re going to need all the support we can get to show these Ohioans where they need to go.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am
LOVE this site!! In Georgia we have the same problem, I would love to see a site like this for us!!! Good work!
P.S. Eff the Buckeyes - most overrated team ever
February 27th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Oh god. Didn’t know they were in Georgia too! I think we need to try and convince them that they would be better suited for the Gulf Coast. Let’s all make an effort to shuffle them to a different body of water.
February 28th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
They are all over Charlotte, N.C. This has become a southern epidemic!!! Get them out!!!
February 28th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
We all know to keep the next secret to ourselves. I would like to find the son of a bitch that opened this clam.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
That would be a cool night at the “JOE”….. but aren’t the riverdogs a minor leaugue team of the ….. hold on i’m gonna barf….. “yankees”… seems a little odd.. anyways I will support it….
March 7th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Yes, they are owned by yankees (*the* Yankees) - but apparently even they have seen how many Ohioans are pouring into this fine state. We’ll use all the support we can get….
March 7th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Holy shit, I can’t wait!!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
They’re in Tennessee, too! I LOVE THIS SITE and plan to plaster those stickers on each of my cars!
March 13th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Don’t make us Ohioans revive the corpse of General Sherman. ARRRRGGGGGHHH Zombie General Sherman MAD!!! Zombie General Sherman SMASH!!!!! SMASH STUPID SOUTHERNERS!!!! AGAIN!!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Drew,
I lived in the midwest for three completely uneventful years and I must say I’ve never seen as many mullets in my life as I saw in central Ohio and West Central Illinois. That area is also the most racist I’ve seen. Oh, you can revive Sherman as many times as you like but he won’t bring your jobs back. The only jobs Ohioans are getting in Charlotte are plumbing, electrical, drywall…etc. You get the idea. Take a look at high upper management at Bank of America in Charlotte and you’ll find UNC, USC, NCSU grads all over the place. Now come fix my toilet.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
We need to preserve our racist and backward ways! Go home outsiders or you might catch us cornholin’ our sisters! Yeehaw…the south will rise again!
March 14th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I am from Lancaster Ohio, home of William T. Sherman. All I can say is, he burned a path through your rednecked, bible thumping, racist Confederacy in 1864/1865 and hopefully some of those Buckeyes down there now will consider doing the same.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Oh, you’re FROM Lancaster, Ohio. I am sure you are hellbent on calling the Lowcountry “home” if you haven’t do so already. You are in for a rude awakening if you pack your bags in search of spanish moss and moonbeams. That dream will be overshadowed by a culture sick and fucking tired of your clan. Go back to the anus of America and piss and moan in Lancaster.
March 15th, 2008 at 7:55 am
If I ever travel through South Carolina, I’ll make sure to stop in North Carolina to buy my gasoline before entering the state to avoid stopping and meeting uneducated fools like the one who began this website. I, however, would welcome any good-willed person from South Carolina into Ohio. Perhaps you could educated up thee. If one remembers correctly, the “War of Northern Aggression” had its beginnings in South Carolina by racist punks who wanted to continue to enslave millions. I’ll keep my Ohio roots anyday.
March 15th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Typo on the last post: “Perhaps you could be educated up there.” Doubtful that anyone from South Carolina would catch it, though.
March 15th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
wow, what century is it? Are you southerners aware that its the 21st century yet and Slavery isn’t cool?? Therefore arguing for a war which stopped slavery should be borderline criminal. Just so you know the entire region of the south is why I am starting to hate the people in our country.
So why doesn’t the “webmaster” for this site go and hang himself with daddy’s old slave whip.
the rest of you have fun at bojangles drinking your shitty sweet tea(tastes like shit and its called iced tea) and eating fried chicken and grits and the rest of us up here will be slowly waiting for your collective hearts to burst, you obese motherfuckers. and sister fuckers
March 15th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
oh yeah and I can’t wait to laugh at the next set of idiots in the south to be wiped out by a big ass hurricane.
March 15th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
one more, Jackson made the mistake letting the south back into the Union. Imagine if he would’ve just left you alone like he should have. It would be like there were two Mexico’s below the USA. haha
March 16th, 2008 at 2:15 am
What’s really funny about this site is the number of Ohioans calling South Carolinians rednecks. Go to any county fair in Ohio and play count the mullets. Hell, even one of my employees from Ohio admits it’s low rent and redneck. Don’t worry SC natives. They don’t have the home equity the New Yorkers and Californians have so they can’t social climb on the sale of their ranch/split level back in corn/soybean land. They also can’t import any of their culture because there isn’t any. Enjoy your job losses while our economy is booming.
March 16th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I love s.c…..easy women…cheap housing…no competion for jobs…it’s great!!
March 18th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I had to move to Ohio for work from Maryland and I sort of understand your disgust with the immigrants. I am looking to move away ASAP. Ohioans are the worst drivers I have ever seen anywhere. I escape to Michigan or back to Maryland on the weekends. All they do all year is wait for the Buckeyes to play after visiting the pay advance centers which support the Ohio economy. All there is to do here is watch sports and drink. There is a sports bar about 500 feet in every town full of drunken asshole buckeye fans every time there is a game remotely related to Ohio State. They think everyone should like the Buckeyes like they do and if you don’t they look at you like you are trying to start a fight. One thing that they seem to hate is anything to do with the University of Michigan. Maybe if you all pretended to be Michigan fans and put up Michigan signs everywhere that would drive them to leave. It is true what is on your site. More people are leaving Ohio than any other state according to the latest Census. There are no good jobs and no places worth visiting. The cities aren’t even cool and they just banned strippers. I would say come and see for yourself but it is not worth it.
March 18th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I can understand Steveo not wanting to have sex with his sister( I’ve seen her ) but how can you bash Bojangles sweet tea?
March 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Everyone has their free right of speech, so complain all you want about Ohio. While you complain, I will give you some food for thought, as I have the same right of speech as you. I am not sure what is happening in Charlotte to begin all of this hype. Did the instigator of this site get dumped by an Ohio mate or is there really a lot of “redneck” Ohioans messing with your way of life? Judging all Ohioan’s by a few not so bright individuals is pretty unfair. I’ll admit there are the typical “folks” who one may call “rednecks” that watch NASCAR, drive 4WD’s, dress awkwardly, and more. (BTW, isn’t Charlotte the home of many NASCAR fans/ drivers?) You may not realize, but Ohio is filled with beautiful land such as the hills and forests of the southeastern portion, the flat fields filled with corn and soy beans that help keep jobs in America, growing number of organic farmers throughout the state that help supply nutritious food all around. Many lakes, state forests, parks, caves and beautiful scenery abound. I live in a small town in southeastern Ohio that has an outstanding university, Ohio University, which recently was promoted on FOX News during the Ohio Primary. Many innovative, intelligent indviduals live in my town. Athens, Ohio is filled with very talented, creative, artistic, and productive people. We have all types of people. Isn’t that what makes our world beautiful? How boring would our lives be if we all had the same type of lifestyle, body language, way of dress, job, etc. When your toilet over flows or your electricity goes out, won’t you be glad there is a plumber to call, even if he/she is from Ohio? Yes there are parts of our state that is not so pretty, don’t we all have that? I have met many Ohioans with hearts of gold and would give you the clothes off their back if you were in need. I am glad we have electricians, drywallers, farmers, educators, entrepreneurs. I cannot comment on the particular “transplants”, but when you comment about Ohioans across the board, you should know we are not all the same.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:49 am
This is hysterical. By the way I’ll warn you now, I’m from Ohio and selling everything to relocate to the beautiful city of Charleston no matter how much you can’t stand us. I have no intention of bringing anything OSU as they are 1 of the reasons to leave, I have no intention of bringing the saying, Back in Ohio, to anything I do. I look forward to starting the segment of my life and enjoying Charleston to its fullest and becoming a member of a wonderful community. I do have 1 question in that this appears to have been started by a grad student who is afraid of giving a real name and I’m guessing that since its a student my bets are you aren’t even a native of Charleston yourself. Look very forward to all the banter. By the way, isn’t one of the owners of the Riverdogs an Ohio native?
March 21st, 2008 at 6:00 pm
From the U.S. Census Bureau:
Rate of unemployment in SC: 6.1% (THIS IS THE THIRD HIGHEST IN THE US, ONLY BEHIND MICHIGAN AND ALASKA)
Percentage of high school graduates: 76.3% (THIS IS BELOW THE NATIONAL AVERAGE AND OHIO)
Percentage of BA or higher: 20.4% (THIS IS BELOW THE NATIONAL AVERAGE AND OHIO)
Percentage of persons living below poverty line: 15% (THIS IS BELOW THE NATIONAL AVERAGE AND OHIO)
Per capita income: $18, 795.00/year (THIS IS BELOW THE NATIONAL AVERAGE AND OHIO)
Number of ignorant white folk/square mile: unknown but thought to be quite high based on this half-ass site*
Knowing that the lowlanders can do NOTHING to stop the influx: PRICELESS*
*not from the US Census Bureau
Oh and here is some current news on your fine state: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339908,00.html
You should be thankful there are outsiders coming in to dilute your inbred population.
March 22nd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Morgan Quinto would beg to differ. In the smartest states rankings South Carolina is rated much higher so your “facts” are subjective.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Praying has some interesting facts. The only problem with them is that most of the people causing us to score so low in these categories are the Ohians and the children of the Ohains. We never had half of the complaints until people started comming from Ohio.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Steve,
How can you talk about mullets when the South has Alabama and the Pan handle of Florida, aka “The Redneck Riveria” I lived near Ft. Walton Beach, Fl for 2 years and I have never seen soooo many rednecks as I did down there. Now it is true, Ohio has their Rednecks and Mullets but I gotta say Crestview, FL takes them all.
Dave
March 25th, 2008 at 9:04 am
We don’t claim Florida. I had to travel down there for business all too often. Even the northern transplants are bumpkins. Unfortunately they are moving to Charlotte in droves because there are no jobs outside of tourism.
March 25th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Praying hasn’t looked at the demographic makeup of those scores. South Carolina is attracting their share of illegal immigrants that aren’t being fully served in the school systems or aren’t prepared, but some longtime residents (i.e. African Americans) have been left behind in all school districts. This isn’t a South Carolina problem but a national problem and I don’t think it has anything to do with their ability to learn. It just so happens that South Carolina has one of the largest African American populations per capita in the country along with the rest of the South. I blame this partly on AA’s but I equally blame the state and this country for not holding up their end of the bargain. Ohio wouldn’t know anything about that being all lilly white and everything. It makes their scores look much worse. By the way Praying, you should tell your mom to stop wearing those teddy bear sweatshirts. They went out in the 80’s.
March 26th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Wow…a night of minor league baseball with a bunch of inbred, tobacco-spitting hillbillies. And you’re all going to get your collective IQ of 80 together to hate on Ohioans? Let me guess, it’s “Bring Your Sister as Your Date” Night too. Oh wait, that’s every night in Charleston. Look at bright side: Maybe you can summon Eli Whitney with your Ouija board to pull your pathetic economy out of the shitter and get a real baseball team someday.
We should have finished the job on you mouth-breathing troglodytes back in 1865 and burned the rest of your pathetic redneck cities to the ground. You are a pox on this great nation.
Come to think of it, why the hell am I writing this anyway? Only 10% of you can read, and none of that minority will understand the aforementioned vocabulary or historical references. Next time, I’ll just play the banjo when I want to communicate with the collective white trash of the south.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Maybe if you southerners weren’t so impotent in your ability stop Ohioans from doing what they want to you, your land and culture you wouldn’t have to resort to crying about it on the Internet.
March 27th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
maybe while we are at it we can start a *go back to mexico* page…. i would rather have ohio immigrants than mexican immigrants…. atleast people from ohio pay taxes
March 28th, 2008 at 6:51 am
You Ohioans don’t have any power. Ohio is a agriculture state. We build nice little homes that are all the same for specifically Ohio natives. I know several fellow UNC alums whose families owned houses on the Battery. Guess what. None of them were from Ohio. What’s priceless is watching a midwestern state go right down the tubes economically and culturally. Noone is visiting Ohio as a tourist. YOU are what the South was 40 years ago. Oh, and Sherman, you might want to stop watching those old 60’s black and white newsreels. Those generalizations don’t hold water any longer and anyway don’t you have a meth lab to attend to. Next.
April 6th, 2008 at 8:17 am
If South Carolina is such an awful, backwards place STOP COMING DOWN HERE!! We are sick of your fat-ass, pasty-white bodies polluting our beaches. Go to Florida where you belong.
As far as the War between the states went, you are so uneducated you don’t even know what the war was about. Slavery had little to do with it, other than giving Lincoln a “moral” justification for slaughtering citizens of his own country. Perhaps if you know your history Lincoln said himself, if he could win without freeing the slaves he would and did not free any slaves until over two years after the war had been waging when it looked like the North was going to lose. The war was for purely economic and social reasons. The South controlled Louisiana and the New Orleans port, without which the North could not ship anything west of the Mississippi River. The north was over taxing the South on finished goods. The South also believed strongly in limited government and the 10th amendment of the United States, Lincoln on the other hand believed the federal government to be a supreme dictatorship and jailed any legislature who disagreed with him and and even threatened to jail the Chief Justice of the supreme court for telling him he was violating the constitution. Go read a book. Either way, you can take your stereotypes you were taught in school and just stay away ’cause we don’t want you here bitching and moaning about how much you hate it.
All the above posts by Ohioans are just lists of stereotypes of the South, they clearly don’t know anything about the South or its real history.
April 9th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
A great link for all Ohio haters, shows what celebrities would look like if they were from Ohio. Oh, and “General Sherman” get the hell out of our state or go kill yourself. Let me know if you need any help.
http://michiganzone.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-celebrities-would-look-like-if.html
April 24th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
SC Patriot I agree with you almost one hundred percent. But, I thought that Lincoln didn’t free any slaves and that they didn’t become freed men until much later. I would like to note that I am not a history major so I may be wrong.
April 24th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Two things first this site was started by a guy out of Charleston not Charlotte for dumb ass number one. Second I can promise you that most of the people that frequent the Riverdogs games aren’t native. I’m at least third generation born and raised Charleston and I believe that I have been to maybe 5 Riverdog games in my life. Why don’t I go you ask? Well because lets see it’s a touristy shit hole. On another note I actually talked to the people setting this whole thing up and they are doing it as a joke on themselves because so many of the Riverdog staff is from Ohio, just to let know General Sherman.
I would like to thank Dave from Ohio. You sir are the reason I have friends from Ohio and other areas. You know the way you did it back in wherever your from wasn’t what you wanted so you go somewhere else and assimilate into the culture. I have absolutely no problem with that. It’s your jackass friends up there in the “beautiful” state of Ohio that piss me off. If you don’t like the south fine stay where you are. I don’t like the north and I accept that and don’t go up there. But, please please don’t come down here with your bullshit and complain about how much better shit is where you came from, if it is so great then GO BACK.
May 1st, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Wow, I can’t believe that a site like this exists in 2008. I thought we were the UNITED states of America? I enjoy a good Riverdogs game, and am not from here, but do you really think it is in the best interest of humanity to heckle people who have moved here and are fully supporting your local economy? God knows you could use a boost in “yankee” IQ as the scores I see of South Carolina standardized tests are far from average.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I would enjoy the company of the dumbest Carolinian over anyone from the anus of America: Ohio.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
To Post #25…..
This Sandlapper is Gainfully Employed
Highschool Graduate? Yes - out of one of the top schools in Charleston ….with honors
BA or Higher? Yes..BS in Biochemistry, BS in Biology, MS in Chemistry, and an MBA in Finance - UNC Chapel Hill
Living below poverty line? - Hardly!
Per Capita income - For me $260,000 per year plus stock options. With my “inbred and uneducated” Southern wife (who happens to be an Anesthesiologist), just shy of $600K per year.
Number of ignorant inbreds per mile? - Where I live (private gated community on the beach) - I’d say ZERO.
Knowing that your stupid, bloated, blue-collar yankeee ass is pissed-off as hell reading this post…PRICELESS!!!
Fuck-Off Yankee Boy!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
FOR GOSH SAKES!
I never realized folks above the Mason Dixon line had such thin skins.
If I got as upset as ya’ll everytime I had my parental heritage questioned, my accent ridiculed, and my education dismissed by residents of Ohio and Illinois in particular when I used to travel up there for business I would have had a heart attack years ago.
Oh, did I mention also being called redneck, hillbilly, inbred, backwards, well I guess you get my drift.
Lighten up Ohioans a whole lot of this stuff is just a big joke.
May 19th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I cant believe you would rather have illegals than ohio folks but have at it.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Believe it; you motherfuckers are that bad!
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I am with v. 3.0 on that one!! Ya’ll ARE that bad!!! I’d take a Mexican ANY DAY over an Ohioan (or any Yankee for that matter).
YANKEE GO HOME!!!
Save the South!!
May 29th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Looking forward to a great day at The Joe!
May 30th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I hate to be the bearer of more bad news, Souf Cackalacky - but the Morgan Quitno education ranking is based on criteria largely outside of educated students. The largest jump South Carolina made in that ranking was due to lottery money and the subsequent rise in teacher pay which make up the FACTS of those rankings. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LITERACY, STUDENT IQ or their ability to learn. In essence, you bought your way up the ladder. Besides, the profieciency tests are dumbed down for the state so that it is not perceived to be racist. And other factors such as drop-out rate and class attendance make up the rest of the ranking. Hardly an indicator of intellect.
SICK OF YANKEES…you have a severe mental issue. You should not be allowed to breed or be around the general public. As an individual, you do not earn a “per capita income”. That is a unit of measurement over a population…an MBA in Finance? I doubt it. Barely graduated from HS is much more likely.
You work too hard to belittle others. I think you have a demeaning job, are small in stature, have no formal education and fear others who intimidate you with their command of the English language. It fits the stereotype for this place. I hate to admit it, but I do love it here. The women are pretty and they are thankful that a man has the means to PAY for a date and deliver on his promises. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. The story is the same every single time…women are tired of losers who talk a big game and have no money, no car, no future and want to surf all day. I treat my trash better than you rednecks treat your women. Southern Gentlemen my ass. You’re all spoiled little boys who are intimidated by people who don’t need to brag. This isn’t about Ohio, this is about Ohio MEN coming here and showing South Carolina (Charleston) BOYS how to be a man. I’ve never met a Charlestonian who wasn’t “killing it”. Sure…if “killing it” is minimum wage and you have 6 room mates instead of 8. The census data begs to differ with you, Sick of Yankees. PER CAPITA, is around $40,000 for Charleston in a good year. Get over yourself. I suggest, if you really did graduate from UNC, that you call them and get a your tuition money back.
May 31st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Relax people. How is it ok for OSU fans to openly hate Michigan fans yet Southerners creating a website like this is morally wrong?
I am not a native Charlestonian but I am proud to live here now. I have lived in Virginia, Ohio, Indiana, South Carolina and Colorado. Of those, Ohio and Indiana were by far the worst for the publicly visible obesity rate. It was truly saddening. Northern Indiana was the 2nd most racist place I have ever been. (The coal mining town of Gillette, WY was #1.) Now don’t get me wrong, there is hatred and racism across our country (as there always will be when you live with the cultural diversity that our nation witnesses) but it is not isolated to the South like the rest of the world likes to think. Have you even been to Los Angeles for example?
We Southerners are a proud lot. Yes we love mom and apple pie (or sweet tea/boiled peanuts) but we also love our families, homes, lands, towns/counties/states, history and heritage. We are particularly found of preserving our history and heritage for future generations. Walk around and see the architecture in downtown Charleston and you will see why this is important to us.
By the way… the first shots of Civil War were in 1861. Slavery didn’t become an issue until 1863, when Lincoln (in a desperate attempt to rally the North as he was loosing the war) issued the Emancipation Proclamation. (Which didn’t free a single slave, yet only issued the intent to free the slaves.) How can you say a war was fought over a cause that was a not even an issue until after 2 years of fighting?
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
This is my daily dose of laughter. Beau Ashley Cooper you are too funny.
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Women are tired of losers no matter what state they are in. There are always going to be losers who talk a big game,are broke with no car and no future. Almost every man I know that is a true southerner has manners and treat women with respect, so leave that one be. Like shooting fish in a barrel my ass. We may talk slow but we are not stupid.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
damn, i didn’t know ignorance of this level still existed today. like many ohians (and people from pa, ny, mi, etc) i relocated to charlotte to better myself, have more job opps, enjoy the better weather, etc. i’m proud as hell to a buckeye and always will be, at the same time i love the south and no, i will not move back. i’m smart enough to know that not every southerner is a redneck, or every northerner is a damn yankee, but for those of you ignorant rednecks who think the war is still going on and want us to leave, keep dreaming, we are here to stay and we will continue to pump up “your” economy, unlike the majority of the mexican population that doesn’t pay taxes. so you can hire all the illegal spics you want for your lawn service or whatever it is you do, but don’t forget who’s lawns you’re mowing, most likely a yankee. it’s no wonder why we come down here and take all the women, they’re sick of your stupid asses living in the past.
June 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
As a Buckeye native and fan living in the Lowcountry I can’t say enough how much I’ve enjoyed living in the Charleston area for the past 4 years and meeting all the wonderful native Charlestonian’s and transplants that I have. And yea I’m one of the one’s who have stolen one of your southern bells and enjoy a great relationship with her and her large family and dedicated Clemson and SC fans. There’s a difference in good hearted banter and the down right ugly hatred that is read on this page. I’m glad the Ohioian’s didn’t treat my Grandfather, Father and 2 of his brothers this way when the moved to Ohio from N.C. after WWII because jobs and oportunities were in short supply in the south and at the time the north was the industrial heartland providing jobs for thousands of southerners who chose to move north.
Now the jobs and opportunities are moving south. I hope the other northerner’s who do choose to make this their new home have the opportunity to meet the type of wonderful people who live here that I have and don’t let the few bad apples/jackasses ruin it.
Went to a Riverdogs game this past week and spoke with the Assnt. GM, who happens to be from Ohio and there intention for this game is to be a fun night with good natured banter for the people from Ohio including a lot of their staff……and not to make it this ugly hate fest that a few are choosing to make it.
Bottom line…….There’s a lot of wonderful Charlestonian’s who live here and a lot of wonderful Ohioian’s moving here…….and few jackasses on both sides we all have to deal with.
For those who go…..Have a fun, great time at the game! I know I will!
June 10th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Bottom Line: you are a Lowcountry nothing. How dare you label yourself as a Lowcountry Buckeye. Such a thing doesn’t even exist. I hope you and your friends and relatives all find another place to shit on; not my state. Hope you get your ass kicked at the Riverdogs game.
P.S. you sound really smart (Ohioian’s??? and there>their intention???) I guess you are as stupid as you probably look. Go back to Ohio and take a relative with you.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:52 am
I think the people from Ohio should chill out about this site. Please remember that it is a joke, and meant for amusement of all. Get over it. Those who say that they will not spend any money in SC because of this site, then fine don’t. Those who bring up stats about unemployment, HS grads obviously have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
This is a site to poke some fun and have a good laugh. Stop taking things so seriously…
I have many friends from Ohio, they live here, spend money hold good jobs and I told them about the site and THEY LOVE IT, and I haze them about it and we all get a good laugh. We are all buying koozies and use them to keep out beer cold!
I am actually from NC, but 95% of my entire family lives in SC. Yes, SC can be podunk, has lots of rednecks, but it is home and we love it.
FYI, I am a direct relative to Robert E. Lee, and am actually named after him. I am not a racist, do not hate any grouping of people, so chill out on the ragging of this site.
“Don’t Tread On Me”, was a great battle flag.
IT IS A JOKE AND MEANT TO BE FUNNY!
If you cannot see the amusement, then don’t come to the site and you can GBTO!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Sorry for the bad punctuation, I type really fast…
June 13th, 2008 at 8:09 am
I think that the people from SC should chill out as well. Yes there is nothing wrong with good banter and making jokes. My boss is from Ohio and has lived in Charleston since he was 5 (so he is a lowcountry fella). I give him grief about it here and there but I would never take it to the level that some people have taken it in these blogs. Like I said both sides need to chill out and keep it clean.
Also the war is over. We lost boo hoo, and it made us who we are. Slavery has ended as well so
I TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THAT SHIT. We had nothing to do with that personally so leave it be. It happened many many many years ago and is over and done with. We have more important things to worry about.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Your boss is from Ohio. He is not from Charleston. He will never be a Lowcountry fella. Just to clear that up.
… And another thing, I haven’t heard of a single South Carolinian that is asking that slavery be reinstated. Not one fucking comment even remotely suggesting that idea.
Go ride his Yankee dick you pathetic excuse for a real Southerner!
June 13th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Wow your an asshole. I did not even say anything about slavery being reinstated, just asking the Ohio folk to stop bringing it up and for the southerners to let go of “The south will rise again”. Maybe you shoud actually read the blog before you run off at mouth. I am a real southerner, I dont have to go around being an asshole about like you do. What are you a little fat-ass single bastard that has no other outlet than to attack people for no reason? I think you just need a good ole redneck ass kicking for even saying that to a girl. You are a patheic excuse of a southern gentleman.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:35 am
OK, everybody calm down. I finally got this figured out. Like their Miss Teen USA representative, these natives don’t know where Ohio is located. They think Ohio is Iowa. So they’re really trying to say “go back to Iowa”. It’s all just a big misunderstanding. Since, to these bumblefucks, a big time trip means going to Columbia to “watch us some football”, Ohio and Iowa are mythical foreign lands that are skeery.
Now, I’m going to take my dog ( a golden retreiver named Ashley Cooper Rhett Tradd Calhoun Beau Booger Bubba) out for a walk. All I need to find is my visor, my blue cotton belt with Marlins all over it, my cargo shorts with all those nifty pockets, my sunglasses and croakies that say “COCKS” on it and of course my trusty flip-flops. Shoot…maybe I’ll just forget the walk and just load him up in my truck. If’n ya’ll see me, make sure ya honk! My truck is the one with the white duck sticker on the back winder…beside the white deer head sticker…beside the white bass sticker…beside the white marlin sticker…beside the confederate deer head sticker…beside the white turkey sticker….beside the “ain’t skeered” sticker. And my trailer hitch cover says “NUTHIN RUNS LIKE A DEERE” on it. Shoot fire, you can’t miss me Beau!
Hey any of us fellow southern folk ever notice there’s some other funny people around too? Like them mexi-CANS!! And even some of them black folk stayed around! DAG GUM!!! We’s gettin INvaded from everywhere!
June 14th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I think we know all too well where Ohio is located. If we happen to forget, we can just use the “directions home” guide to enlighten us. Or we can listen to one of your native Ohioans as they tell us how much better it is on the lake UP THERE… as one passes through towns like Akron, Cleveland, etc. on the way to fuckface paradise.
Like their state representatives Joel Lieberman and Jerry Springer, these Buckeyes have no other sense of direction than to follow liberals and white trash into the depths of hell while making pit stops at Ohio State games.
Now, take your Caravan full of ill-mannered freckle faced redheads to the beach and piss away the loan that the cash advance store gave you on snowcones and palm tree stickers. Make sure you wear your Ohio State gear all around town so you can identify other transplants and find common ground (besides having the same bank that foreclosed on your houses). Don’t forget to put that big box on top of the van to carry more clothes for your fat-slob loud mouth wives. Haul your pontoons and jetskis down here and learn about the oyster beds.
It’s our state, bitches. You just came to visit. And that’s the end of it.
June 14th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
IT’S NOT ‘JOEL’ YOU INBRED FUCKTARD. IT’S “JOE LIEBERMAN” YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON.
AND HE’S A SENATOR FROM CONNECTICUT, NOT OHIO, YOU STUPID FUCK STAIN. CONNECTICUT IS NO WHERE NEAR OHIO GENIUS.
LIBERALS? OHIO WENT TO BUSH (HE’S A RE-PUB-LI-CAN, BEAU)IN THE LAST ELECTION YOU PATHETIC IDIOT.
WHITE TRASH? DOES ANYONE HERE NOT LIVE WITH 8 OTHER PEOPLE? I KNOW, I KNOW…”MESS WITH ME AND YOU MESS WITH WHOLE TRAILER PARK”…I GET IT.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTE LIVING PROOF OF THE STUPIDITY HERE AND ONLY CONFIRM WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, CAN’T YOU STUPID MORON INBREDS EVEN GET YOUR INSULTS CORRECT?!
LET’S PLAY A GAME. IT’S THE SILENT GAME. YOU BE STUPID AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. STICK TO YOUR CROAKIES, VISOR AND CARGO SHORT AND DO NOT BREED. EVER. AND YES, THAT MEANS YOU CAN’T FUCK YOUR SISTER ANYMORE. JUST GO OUT ON YOUR LITTLE BOAT, SKEETER AND STAY AWAY FROM SOCIETY.
I REALLY THINK SOMEONE SHOULD RE-THINK THIS WEB SITE. IT’S NOT DOING YOU STUPID SOUTHERNERS ANY JUSTICE WHEN YOU LET YOUR SUPPORTERS WRITE MESSAGES LIKE THIS….
“Haul your pontoons and jetskis down here and learn about the oyster beds.”
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??!!!!!!
June 15th, 2008 at 9:36 am
In response to #47 posted by Beau Ashley Cooper: You state that the Ohio men are coming here to show the SC boys how to be men. I doubt that. EVERY Ohio “man” that I have met has got a set of hooters. They seem to be quite proud of them too. There should be a law in SC stating that all yankee Buckeye men should wear one of Kramer’s bros. I know why all the Ohio “men” move here. Ya’ll want a true southern woman. Those Ohio yankee bitches are all snow white, red headed and have got the loudest mouths in the USA. The buckeye that lives next door to me has got a huge set of man boobs. He is married to a woman that is twice as big as he is (except for the tits). She locks him out of the house every time he gets drunk. They brag about how great Ohio is and how there is nothing in SC but dumb hillbillys. Why are they here since they hate us so much? Because his family HATES her. She is a trailer park slut that screwed everybody in their hometown in Ohio. Her family visits all the time. Trashy RV and all. It is a regular yankee fest at least three times a year. I am thankful that I found this site because now I know that I am just a normal southerner. I HATE YANKEES. ESPECIALLY THE ONES FROM OHIO. We don’t want any of you here. WE NEVER HAVE AND WE NEVER WILL.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Oh you’re a normal southerner alright. Trust me on that one, Beau.
So let me get this straight…you’re actually admitting that “trash” moved in next door to you? What does that say about you? Doesn’t trash collect in the same spots? Want to re-think that cute little story, Beau? Sounds to me like you live in the ‘hood….imagine that.
Does anyone here have any factual data or is it all anecdotal stories? Because if that’s the case, I can fill a book on the stupid shit I see you native fucktards doing on a daily basis.
Let’s get some facts straight. First of all, according to the US Census Bureau, Souf Cackalacky has more than double the manufactured homes that Ohio has. And according to the New Mexico Business Journal:
“New Mexico sells more manufactured homes per capita than any other state, except for South Carolina,” says Mark Duran, executive director of the New Mexico Manufactured Housing Association.”
Next, according to WebMd, Souf Cackalacky ranks 8th in the country in terms of obesity. In fact, 7 of the fattest 8 states are southern. Which seems to prove the theory of “fat rednecks”.
You southerners, particularly charlestonians, have such an inferiority complex. I have never seen an entire population of weak, feeble, inadequate little boys like there are here. It’s endemic how pathetic you are. Instead of trying to get better, you cry and whine about a far superior competition rolling into to town. What is your problem down here? Visors too tight? Croakies broke and you lost your plastic, black fishing sunglasses? Your gut get too big and your cool fish belt doesn’t fit? You lost your last pack of Marlboros in some pocket in your cargo shorts? Your great-great-great granpappy didn’t have enough in his shorts and he passed it down thru your inbred population? Lord knows he didn’t have enough in his pants when it counted. You dumbasses couldn’t even secede.
I suggest (again) you do what charlestonians do best…pretend. Pretend you have your shit together and pretend you’re the big shot you think you are. But whatever you do, don’t pretend to shut the fuck up.
Besides, without people coming here (to stay or not) you would have no one to serve dinner or to pick up our trash.
June 16th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
You really “wow” us with your mobile home stats. Why don’t you do some research into states that are likely to lose considerable population in the next decade. Big surprise… that shitbox Ohio is top of the list. Losing jobs by the day and no economic growth to speak of. Your native state is going down faster than your mother on a southern cock!
If you don’t like the South Carolina attire, then wear your Ohio State shit and continue to give us something to laugh at besides your deep-down desire to be a southerner (which will never happen). It is really pretty simple; why the fuck are all of the Ohioans moving here/visiting here if it weren’t better than where you came from? Answer: it is better here. So get the fuck out or sit your ass over in Mt. Pleasant with the rest of the outcasts.
Of course, without you Buckeyes we wouldn’t have anybody to serve us drinks or serve us dinner. Keep it up with your little peasant attitudes! You are sure to win the hearts of South Carolinians.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Ummm - as an Ohioan, I love SC - Hilton Head Island to be more specific.. And a lot that has been said is hysterically true about us. I love traveling thru, when on 95 & 26 and getting passed while doing 80 mph I noticed a big change then what I’m used to up here. However, I do wish you guys would go back to those little airplane bottles, cause the free-pour drinks aren’t nearly as strong.. Cigarettes at $3.50 was a nice savings to our $4.50 (swear I’m quittin when it hits $5.00)
U-turns galore, high speeds on the freeway, no snow, and even the rain is nice, a storm last for 30 mins whereas here it last 30 days…
Quick response to #1 - The only way we stay in GA is because Atlanta is the halfway point to Miami, so in turn we are there for 1 night tops and trust me - every Ohioan that has seen the movie “Deliverance”, I can assure you we have no intentions of staying there.. EVER!!
Besides if it weren’t for all us Ohioans, then Gregg Russell wouldn’t have anyone to sell his cd’s to!
June 16th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Ohio again leads the nation in home foreclosures, an indicator of how the state’s lag in adding jobs is leading people to have trouble paying their bills, economists say. Ohio lost 4.5 percent of its jobs from 2001 to 2003, more than double the national rate of 2 percent, said Richard DeKaser, chief economist at Cleveland-based National City Bank. Since then, he said, “The nation has since recovered those jobs and added more, but Ohio hasn’t.”
Ohio had the highest rate of foreclosures for one- to four-unit residences in the third quarter of 2006, according to a study by the Mortgage Bankers Association. Here are the top five states, compared with the national average:
State…Foreclosure rate
1. Ohio…3.32%
2. Indiana…2.90%
3. Michigan…2.20%
4. Mississippi…1.90%
5. Oklahoma…1.66%
United States…1.05%
Source: Mortgage Bankers Association
June 17th, 2008 at 11:15 am
#63 From Beau Ashley Cooper
I don’t need to rethink my “cute” little story yankee. I don’t live in the hood. I live in a country club. I’m sure you don’t know what that is since your from Ohio. I have lived in the same house for 16 years. The neighborhood WAS a great place until all the yankees came here. Our entire community is now “yankeeville”. If I could pick my neighbors they would all be southerners. All the Buckeye’s have moved here and they try to put the SC decals all over their cars and hang the SC flag in their yards because they want all of us to think they belong here. They might LIVE here but they sure don’t BELONG here. I didn’t mean to upset you by talking about your mommy and daddy. Why don’t you buy your daddy a bra? Your mommy’s bra is way too little for his titties.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Belong here? There is ample evidence in this site alone that you and your southern inbreds don’t belong in the human population, let alone “here”. Now I understand why you ignorant fools believe in creationism and not evolution. Believing in evolution would require you to actually BE evolved.
And what is your fascination with man boobs? You mention it here twice and also on another post. Like I said, your issues run far deeper than the usual southern inferiority complex. Yours seems to be more of a emotional issue seeded within your family. Didn’t your sister breast feed you or something? Didn’t daddy take you out to his KKK meetings enough? Did the state actually approve your G.E.D. or did you get it online? Didn’t you get the point about SC being ranked 8th in the nation in obesity? Do I need to define “obesity” for you? Look in the mirror. Nevermind - then you’d conufse “obesity” with “stupidity”. Let me put it in other terms…It’s when you eat Popeyes chicken and drink sweet tea all day. You know, the sweet tea that your grandmammy made and she passed the recipe on down to her yungin’s and grand-yungin’s. Or it’s when you sit on the couch on your front porch and drink beer all night.
You’d think shoveling ditches and picking up trash would keep you people skinnier.
The only person that made any half-assed point was about the declining population of Ohio, which is true. Pointless, yet true. A similar point can be made for this massive pile of stupidity. The reason SC can’t attract any business is the lack of educated population to work. The foreclosure ranking that is listed is so stupid it’s not worth a comment. A 2006 foreclosure stat? IT’S 2008 YOU STUPID INBRED. Nevada leads the nation(or Florida and/or Cal. depending on the month).
I knew you people were slow, but I thought that was limited to your thinking and movement, not your relationship to time. Hey Beau, did you hear we done did put a man on the moon? And it ain’t made of cheese like we’s done been taught in high schoo. (the “l” was left off on purpose since none of you genuises ever pronounce it anyway. More proof you’re so lazy you can’t even say a letter.)
And as far as putting ANYTHING from SC on my car or myself - that’s out of the question. You still don’t get it…you’re the laughing stock of the country. You’re the racists who left the confederate flag flying on the statehouse into the 21st century. You’re the butt of the education jokes - confirmed by your Miss Teen USA. You’re so stupid, you even debated the feasibility whether people here could free pour a drink! The concept of not having someone else do the thinking for you was absolutely stupifying to you people.
“Wait…what you’re telling me is I can make a decision how much alcohol to put in a drink?!!! You mean the magic little bottle won’t think for me?!! That won’t work! No one else does it!”
You couldn’t even BUY alcohol on Sundays until a few years ago. Yea, you people are real forward thinkers that’s for sure. I won’t even get into the lottery.
“Win the hearts of South Carolinians”???!!! ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME? That’s SO typical of charlestonians. “kiss our asses, we’re from charleston”. That’s why people in the midlands and upstate HATE your asses too. You’re not even liked by your own inbred brothers, let alone people from other states who see you for what you really are….worthless little punks who are all talk. In fact, when you look back over history has ANYONE come out of charleston that was noteworthy? Other than the confirmed coward Calhoun? If it wasn’t for the ocean, charleston would be another Orangeburg. A trailer park on the ass of scociety.
You’re a bunch of nobody’s.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I can assure you that I am not fascinated with man boobs. I just find it amusing that ALL OHIO MEN seem to have a huge set of hooters. I made that point because you said that “the SC boys are jealous of the Ohio men”. Why are you here? If you hate the South so much then why are you here? You are the TYPICAL YANKEE. Move South and complain about everything. We hate you and don’t want you here either so LEAVE. GO BACK TO OHIO AND TAKE YOUR MAMA WITH YOU. Could you stop muff diving mommy long enough to pack? Also limp dick, PLEASE proof read before you post your hatred to us TRUE SOUTHERNERS. You evidently don’t know how to spell. Spank that monkey good now.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
People in the Upstate and Midlands hate Ohioans too. Sorry to bust your bubble if you were thinking about transplanting your ass in either of those regions.
If you think that by having the only state in the country with a declining population is an irrelevant statistic; then you are just shy of retardation. If YOUR state had anything to offer: culturally, economically, socially, etc. then they would be experiencing positive growth such as the other 49 states. I would say that is a testament to what a shithole you hail from, and always will.
God you are a fool. South Carolina is one of the most rapidly growing states in America in terms of business; both large and small. Get a life.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Seriously, what is the deal with you and insisting on mentioning sex with family members? I think the rest of your trailer park needs to turn you in. Were you raped in jail? You were the girl inmate right? Christ you people are so inbred you think it’s normal to fuck your family members. And why do insist on thinking that being a TRUE SOUTHERNER is something to be proud of? Well, I take that back. Forrest Gump is a TRUE SOUTHERNER too, isn’t he? It was 6 TRUE SOUTHERNERS who started the Klan. Sorry, I apologize. How could I demean such great TRUE SOUTHERNERS.
Ohio is the ONLY state with a declining population? Socially, economically and culturally void? Coming from someone who brags about never travelling there, I guess you base your knowledge on being from charleston? Again, it’s so typical of you egotistical little boys. You want to spout off about things you know nothing about. Which works when you stick to hanging around other dumbass TRUE SOUTHERNERS, I guess. Do the rest of the country (and the world) a favor. NEVER travel. Stay here.
And who says I live here?…I never said that, you assumed it. Like I just said, you’re so egotistical you think EVERYONE loves your insignificant little town. I just like yanking your chains. It’s like irritating the zoo animals, you’re so stupid you take the bait every time. Hell, come to think of it, you’re no smarter than the fish you try to catch. Maybe that’s why you people like it, you can relate to something as simple as you are.
Now run, Forrest, run. You dumbasses are boring me. It’s an unfair fight and I should be ashamed of myself for picking on people who are “special”.
Ah, who am I kidding, I love fucking with stupid rednecks. It’s fun to watch you think up such great zingers as “learn about our oyster beds” and “ALL Ohio guys need a bra”. Good one, Homer.
And you wonder why the rest of the country laughs at your backwards asses.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:50 am
The Joke is on You! I would bet that you certainly live here. If not, you had aspirations of moving to the coast of SC to live out your little Jimmy Buffett fantasy. You talk about ditch-diggers and other labor jobs. Do they not have those in Ohio? The world needs ditch-diggers too. But the question is: If that was the best you achieve, would you want to do it in SC or Ohio? I think we all know the answer.
I am 100% right about the declining population in Ohio. So obviously, I would never need to visit that turd to know that it stinks!
Keep posting your pathetic comments. You really are representative of a typical Ohioan. Remarks like inbreeding, the KKK, … is that the best you can do.
Good luck in life you ignorant loser.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Aw, come on, beau ashley Cooper. If Ohio was such a great place you and yours wouldn’t be moving out of it as if it were on fire. You’re welcome to come and share a slice of this wonderful area, so long as you leave your attitude and “This place sucks, back home in Ohio we would…” tales to yourself.
BTW, you know when we love people from Ohio most of all? It’s right around college bowl time in early January. It’s such a pleasure to see the tears on the faces of Buckeye fans. It’s almost worth putting up with you the rest of the year.
What’s the count now against the SEC, 0-9?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Good one! You’re right, Goober, OSU lost the last two national championships. That’s very astute of you! Too bad they did because that would have given them 9 national championships in football which would have tied them with the USC gagonmycocks. Do I have THAT stat correct, Skeeter? Maybe I should double check cuz I may have missed one for the gaycocks. Sorry if I did, there’s so many notable achievements for that program I can’t keep them all straight. I wouldn’t want to cheat you out of a national championship. I do know you had a Heisman winner. Someday you ‘ll get 6 more and catch OSU. Just keep pluggin along you ambitious bunch of winners!
Let’s see…I can’t point out that you had anything notable to come out of SC in your history. It’s generational stupidity. So that handcuffs me a little.
The only things I can point out that would make an intelligant person grimace, you embrace. You are an underachieving, lazy pile of inbreeding and you love it. Which is why everyone else in the county laughs at you bumbling fools. You aspire to work in a service based economy and make just enough to put more stickers on your trucks and ride the monster surf at folly. Last year SC ranked 46th in GDP per capita by state and 43rd in per capita income by state. I was going to bring that up when NewslashI’mstupid said “SC is one of the most rapidly growing states..” but I knew it was pointless to bring it up. So I’ll just agree and put it terms you understand so you don’t need a translator…
YUP, you sure did done grow, Bleau…you ain’t last no more, Booger. That’s growth ain’t it, beau?
That’s unfair…maybe he meant it’s rapidly growing in terms of inbreeding…or sister fucking.
Now here’s the funny part…the part that makes the rest of the county laugh at your dumbasses. The fact that you think being ranked 46th is “rapid growth”. SEE?! Get it now?! Understand a little better why you’re backwards lazy idiots you ignorant fuckstain?
Ohio may not do it better….but at least it does it. You fucktards can’t even crawl out of your own way.
BUT HERE’S THE GOOD NEWS! YOU RANK 12th in poverty!!! Good job, dumbasses!!!
Aspire to live in a state that is ranked 43rd in per capita income and 12th in poverty?….yea OK. You got me on that one.
Try to be a man and admit something for me, Bleau. You’re afraid of leaving chuckville aren’t you? C’mon homer, just admit it. It’s ok, we won’t tell anyone. You get too far away from your mommy and daddy and you get skeered don’t you? There’s nothing wrong with hangin on her skirt and sucklin on her tit…you southern boys are GREAT mommy’s boys and don’t you let anyone tell you differently.
I really thought it would be easier to fuck with you morons. But it’s really tough to lower myself to your mentality continually. You’re the least common denominators of life. I just FEEL myself getting as stupid as you people when I read your ignorant remarks. There’s really nothing left to say. You are the bottom feeders of society. You deserve what you have - a pathetic little life living within the same square mile area where you were hatched. And hopefully you’ll never have the urge to leave it. I just wish you were too lazy to breed too.Maybe one day your sister will tell you no.
John Stewart Mill - in his philosophy about utilitarianism - said it’s better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied. You are living proof of the back half of that theory.
Seriously, is it fun for you to get mentally beat up all the time? Shouldn’t you just quit? John Calhoun was a quitter. Your hero Bobby E Lee was a quitter. It’s a part of your southern heritage to be a quitter…embrace it.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Why do you think that South Carolina only despises Ohioans? Sure, other Yankees can be rude and ignorant, but you people are the worst. It’s just something about people from your state that we can’t tolerate.
I know people from Jersey, Illinois, Pennsylvania, etc. and they of course are not my favorite people, but they are tolerable. You Buckeyes are just so fucking bad we can’t look past it.
Happy hunting on some statistics that refute that claim Ashley. What a cute name, bitch…
June 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I HOPE ALL SOUTH CAROLINIANS COME TO THE RIVERDOGS GAME ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT. IT SHOULD BE A GREAT FORUM TO LET THESE OHIO TURDS KNOW WHERE THEY STAND.
June 20th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Half of you Ohioans say you come here because you are taking our jobs (you reason this by saying you are more qualified, work harder, etc.)…
Then the other half of you say that our state is going to fall apart if you don’t come down and vacation (with your cheap asses and shitty attitudes)…
So I ask Ya’ll - which is it?????? Are we going to die because you aren’t coming here or are we going to die because you are coming here.
You fuckers are pathetic. Here is the answer: You suck and can’t stand the fact that this website exists.
Now cry me a river you little Buckeye bitches!
June 21st, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Cute name?!! I’M MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT CHARLESTON BOYS, YOU IGNORANT FUCK. I had never heard of a male named Ashley until I went there. And every ignorant redneck idiot calls every other ignorant redneck idiot “beau”. Get it now, dumbfuck? The name I chose is called “sarcasm” you feebleminded moron. And the part of your brain that either gets it or not is called the Parahippocampbal Gyrus. So when your father/uncle/brother kept hitting you in the head when you were a little redneck dumbass, it obviously damaged the part of your brain THAT GETS IT. Now do you understand why you’re stupid? Now do you realize why you should feel lucky to have that G.E.D.? Does that help explain it, beau?
And refute what claim, you dumbass. You didn’t make one. The claim that you uneducated, inbred idiots don’t like Ohioans? So the fuck what. I’d hate us too if I were you. With us there it actually dawns on you that you are clinically stupid and habitually pathetic. Explain to me the sinking feeling you get when you realize you’re actually inferior to someone else. I bet it sucks.
And we suck?! We’re cheap? Ouch, Goober, good ones. That is really painful. You asswipes have an unemployment rate that is far above the national average. So lets add up the FACTS supplied by the government….sorry, beau, “guvment”:
5.9% unemployment
12th in poverty
46th in GDP
43rd in per capita income
Let me explain what that means. It means not only can’t you GET a job, but when you do, it doesn’t pay enough for you fucktards to live alone. So you have to live with 8 other people just to survive. And/or get welfare. Sound familiar? What a bunch of pathetic trolls.
Again, I’m going to ask this and I will ask it very simply so you DUMBFUCKS understand it…
What, again, is so great about your insignificant little town? What is your point?
I’m listening but here’s the only thing you morons can come back with;
“your college football team sucks” and “we hate you”. Good ones, geniuses.
And speaking of rude, I thought you charlestonians are supposed to be mannerly and gratious? Sounds like you’re as rude as we supposedly are with this web site.
OH…and one more thing for One More Thing…your question was something like “will you(charlestonians/TRUE SOUTHERNERS) die if we (Ohioans) don’t come there or even if we do come there”?
We don’t care…just die….please. Does that answer your question?
Now go sit in the corner, eat your moon pies and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Beau you make me smile. Anything I could ever hold up as an explanation as to why Ohioans are the dogshit of the nation is illustrated so beautifully by your posts that I shant even bother. Instead I’ll just smile and realize that your anger comes from the obvious: rant and rave all you want, in the end you’re just another faceless fucktarded ohioan who wishes so badly he were something… ANYTHING else. It’d be cute if it weren’t so pathetic.
See you at the game tommorrow folks! Y’all Ohioans can smile about it being tongue and cheek all you want, and our hospitable selves just might even smile enough to let you believe it’s true, but in actuality if you all died tommorrow we’d probably make it a state fucking holiday and invent a great drink to mark that grand day. In the meantime, spend your tourist dollars and continue dating the other ohioan piglet women who are also pretending to be native carolinians. just SO happy to have a palm tree on their license plates.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I am from Maryland and through my youth and adulthood have lived in many different states and even lived in Europe when I was a teenager. Moved here 9 years ago and my family and I love the place. However, being from a neutral state like Maryland and reading through these blogs as a detached observer, what I see is all too clear. The theme from the blogs from Ohio are hatred and extreme prejudice toward southerners. One comment was even that the southerners could not come up with vile enough comebacks to the onslaught of hatred from Ohio transplants. There is a reason for that; southerners don’t care enough about Ohio to insult it. Southerners do, however, take extreme offence at Ohioan’s all too evident judgments that southerners are beer swilling, illiterate and incestuous. So, I do have to completely agree, if you really feel this way, GO HOME AND STAY THERE!!!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
People of low intelligence or limited command of the English language resort to profanity to make their point. Somehow, they feel these are “powerful” words, when, in fact, they are merely words of common use among the least educated of society.
Hmm, so let’s see what this say about Beau in his last rant:
I’M MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT CHARLESTON BOYS, YOU IGNORANT FUCK. Get it now, dumbfuck? So when your father/uncle/brother kept hitting you in the head when you were a little redneck dumbass, it obviously damaged the part of your brain THAT GETS IT. And refute what claim, you dumbass. So the fuck what. You asswipes have an unemployment rate that is far above the national average. Let me explain what that means. It means not only can’t you GET a job, but when you do, it doesn’t pay enough for you fucktards to live alone. Again, I’m going to ask this and I will ask it very simply so you DUMBFUCKS understand it…Now go sit in the corner, eat your moon pies and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Well, one thing for sure, he has to be an Ohio State graduate with that elegant command of the English language.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Charleston guys are a joke. Shag dancing? Wow. Gay. I like imagining one of you skinny fat guys shuffling down the street in your pink shirts and tiny little shorts and visor and croakies back in Ohio. The level of ridicule would be unlike anything you have experienced in your lifetime.
I send my friends pictures from your Facebook pages and we laugh heartily. Please lose weight and figure out how sunscreen works.
By the way, ‘Detached Observer’
“Southerners don’t care enough about Ohio to insult it.”
What website are you on, numbnuts?
June 25th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Beau, you are quick to point out erroneous and outdated stereotypes in response to legitimate criticism, but what about the social plagues of Ohio? Lets start with the flourishing housing market! As reported by the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight via OFHEO.gov, in 2005 the annualized housing appreciation percentage of Ohio was a meager 4.47%. South Carolina on the other hand registered in at 8.55%, nearly doubling Ohio’s percentage. The most recent available data shows Ohio shrinking to a humiliating 2.14%. Is it fair to even call this appreciation? While property in Ohio depreciated, South Carolina climbed to 8.93%. This is of course because of South Carolina’s beautiful coast, and lack of excess land, of which Ohioans are clamoring to get their pasty hands on.
Ohio was built primarily on agriculture and manufacturing. Ohio, North Eastern Ohio specifically, was built on steel. Coincidently , steel is dead these days, replaced by cheaper and easier to manufacture materials. Couple that with the Union mentality of demanding high paying manufacturing jobs in a dying market and it’s no wonder Ohioan’s and the major economic drivers are fleeing Ohio as fast as they can! That’s not even considering the high taxes, and a steep increase in welfare recipients over the last decade. These factors have lead to reports that Ohio’s budget could face a 1.9 billion dollar deficit in the 2009 fiscal year. Ouch.
Say what you will about the South, but the fact is Ohio is in bad shape and if so many Ohioans are making the move down here, it must not be that terrible of a place.
Oh, and Carpetbagger?
“Charleston guys are a joke. Shag dancing? Wow. Gay. I like imagining one of you skinny fat guys shuffling down the street in your pink shirts and tiny little shorts and visor and croakies back in Ohio. The level of ridicule would be unlike anything you have experienced in your lifetime.”
Hmmm… Sounds a lot like the progressive and accepting place that so many Ohioan’s have described. In reality, it sounds awfully familiar to the backwards, ignorant, redneck mentality Beau attributed to uneducated Southerners. From a Buckeye no less!
Stay Classy Ohio.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Shag Dancing. Deck shoes. Comb over haircuts. Fish belts. Croakies. Polarized sunglasses. Crocs. Bad sunburns. Reds Icehouse. Short khaki shorts. Pink polo shirts. Seersucker. Visors. “Local” stickers. Sweet tea. Camo clothing. Beer coozies. “Claymson” football.
that’s really the stuff that i cherish. we need to put a Great Wall around Charleston. nobody should be allowed to switch where they live after they are born. if you were born in montana…stay there. gobacktomontana.com the ocean belongs to south carolina. we called “dibs” on it. if you weren’t raised here, you can’t go swimmin in the sea. i’m just happy there is such an income gap between wealthy and poor. eventually charleston will be all trust fund rich white people who come from money and all who have normal jobs will have to go back to goose creek. gobacktogoosecreek.com ..and you root for a different college football team besides claymsun, you should not be allowed in charleston bars to watch your team. my great grand pappy put that in his will.
go bucks. ann arbor is still a whore
June 25th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Great job tonight folks. The game turnout was fantastic and as predicted, you managed to bait a ton of ohioans into coming out in their gaudy red shirts as if that were anything to be proud of. They fell for it like a ton of bricks. Now we can put an origin with those pasty faces we see again and again.
Let’s make this an annual event at least!
June 28th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Ashley, you sound like the bonehead from Ohio that I sold my house to. Oh by the way I payed a third of what you did for it just 4 years ago. Sucker!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:15 am
The only reason why you see fat white people with croakies, ball shorts and boat shoes….. well… they are from Ohio… otherwise known as aliens….. kids were wearing those things when i was in middle school… you Aliens just want to fit in because you have NO style… which isn’t even a style here… if you fish or do other Lowcountry-ish things… it’s a necessity….
but WTF do you lake people know about the ocean anyways…. you leave your litter, dog shit, and eventually leave your terrible manners and retarded women and children …(you know the kids who bring fast food to a restaurant because they don’t know what vegetables are)… fat asses……
come visit and have a good time….. thats cool….. but take off the palm tree sticker because your liscense plate follows me everywhere… aghhhhhhh….
July 5th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
detachedobserver - You are not very detached nor a very good observer. I have to resort to profanity because, if you actually read my other posts, I have to lower myself to the least common denominator - which is the generational stupidity of the people who STARTED this site and live here. And if you want to focus on just those words, then fine - I am guilty as charged. You are correct. See how that works? REAL MEN admit it when they are called out. charleston boys do not. But what you conveniently forgot to cut and paste were all the other words that you don’t understand and all the other FACTS that you want to ignore. No one has YET to dispute the facts I have stated about Souf cackalacky or charleston. You just go on the offensive and attack Ohio. No southern boy out there with the balls enough to face the facts.
So again, you charlestonians and your revisionist history….or convenient history in this case. As in generations past, you start something, we’ll finish it. None of what happens here is very well thought out on your parts. For instance…
Steel is dead, Rhett?!! STEEL IS DEAD!!!HA! Being replaced with ‘cheaper and easier to manufacture materials”?!! Really?! Someone better go tell Nucor Steel in north chuck and georgetown steel. And someone also better tell the commodity markets too, since steel’s meteoric rise over the last 2 years might just be another yankee ploy. What are those tricky Indians and Chinese building all those buildings out of? Legos? Maybe something “cheaper and easier to manufacture” like nylon? Wow, what’s next?! Oil at a $140 a barrel or something? Damned if you rednecks aren’t on to something. You people are true visionaries. Good one Rhett! Any other butchering of statistical analysis you want to try? Like using the word “depreciation” when you were describing Ohio housing in one sentence but stated “ 4.47% appreciation” in your previous sentence? And Ohio is facing a 1.9billion dollar deficit? Really? According to cbpp.org it is 430million-1.3billion for 09. How is that possible if there is no industry or people left according to you? And if it’s true that you brilliant south Carolinians are so ambitious and fruitful and growing so fast, how is it that you are facing a 250million dollar deficit yourselves? Especially when your GDP is 46th in the nation? Do the math on that. Nearly last in state GDP rankings and short 250million?!! That’s most of your GDP isn’t it? You made it sound like Ohio was the only state facing a deficit. There are 28 others who are also.
And Ohio is an agricultural based state? When you get together for your lowcountry circle jerks with your boyfriends don’t you start singing “ I wish I was in the land of cotton..”? And when you take your truck up to watch the cocks (or whatever you do when you cocks get together with all your other cocks - please don’t tell me, I don’t want to know)…don’t you see all the farm fields? At least we grow corn which is now sold at record prices because of ethanol. You still grow cotton….like the rest of the world. Don’t go-a-changin on me now! Another convenience to forget that most of the textile mills have closed in souf cackalacky because the aforementioned Chinese are doing it cheaper? So again I ask….what are your points? Nevermind, please don’t answer that. Just shut up and join the others in the corner with their moon pies.
I know how charleston works…don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story.
Try to wrap your mind around this, Lowcountry boilheads….
people are leaving the north because they’re what are called baby boomers…(bay-bay boo-mer). They are retiring en masse (in bunches). Retirement is what you can do when you have a good job and save money. These bay-bay boo-mers like to live in warmer climates. You have a warmer climate. Get it now? Retirement means you don’t have to work anymore. Being a rich Ohioan means you can move to places like Kiawah. And then people like you mow our lawns.
So, shutesfolly…..there are more bay-bay boo-mers than younger people. Therefore, when these people leave one place and move to another, there is something that takes place called supply and demand. When something is in demand, it causes the price to rise. That’s why your dumps on folly appreciate (a-pree-she-ate) in price (that means it goes up). So shutesfolly, that’s why you got rid of your dump to someone else. Because they’ll fix it up -actually make it habitable - and then make even more money on it when the market comes back. So if it wasn’t for rich northerners coming down to buy land, you local homers would not be able to make money on your houses because there would not be as much demand. See how that works?! I know it’s confusing, but just think about it this way….
you really, really, really want another cool, blue cotton fish belt. BUT, the fish belt makers don’t make that many because only idiot rednecks wear them and that market consists of only charleston. Now, all your little boyfriends -we’ll call them Ashley, Cooper, Rhett, Tradd, Beau and his cousin Skeeter - they want a snazzy fish belt too. Well, the store that sells them knows they can only get 3 belts. But there are 7 of you that want one before you go out on a date with your sister Ashley (not to be confused with Ashley your boyfriend). And each of you are willing to pay all of your $5.15 hourly income just to get one. The price goes up since there is demand! Pretty simple huh?
And for you Stonehead, I’ll leave wishing for fairies and you people who believe “wishing” works. And no, the Wizard of Oz isn’t going to grant your wish for a brain. Sorry to break your heart. Now go buy a lottery ticket and wish you win. Sounds like you wish you weren’t the person I have described in my previous blogs. It’s OK, you can stop wearing the visor and not trying to look like John, Paul, George AND Ringo with your comb-over. It’s a start anyway. We can work on the flip-flops and cargo shorts next.
Did I miss anyone? Did I leave anyone out of being mentally punished for being stupid?
Thanks charleston for proving Darwin’s theory wasn’t just a theory after all. And for entertaining me with factual evidence of your stupidity and giving me something more to laugh about.
July 5th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Why is your state losing population???
That should keep you busy for a while.
Anyway, it’s Saturday night. I think I will let one of you Buckeyes serve my dinner. Can’t wait to leave a shitty tip and digest my food while sitting on my rich ass. I know Beau; hard to believe that there are South Carolinians with money.
Life’s a bitch for you, isn’t it Beau? I am sure that we all look forward to another useless rebuttle. Dig deep, bitch. I am sure you can find some more statistics in your spare time.
July 5th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
http://www.woio.com/Global/story.asp?S=3241485
July 5th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
#90, #90, #90!
No wonder you shitfaces are coming here. “Although births still outpace deaths, the state is set to lose population within 15 years.” Um. We may just be humble, dumb South Carolinians. But correct me if I am wrong, your state must really suck Buckeye nuts if that is the case.
Oh my god! It clearly states the economic trouble that the top-coat wearin’ state of Ohio is in. No jobs. ETC. The power of a link. Snack on that Beau Ashley Cooper.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
“See you at the game tommorrow folks! Y’all Ohioans can smile about it being tongue and cheek all you want, and our hospitable selves just might even smile enough to let you believe it’s true, but in actuality if you all died tommorrow we’d probably make it a state fucking holiday and invent a great drink to mark that grand day. In the meantime, spend your tourist dollars and continue dating the other ohioan piglet women who are also pretending to be native carolinians.”
Fantastic post, Stonewall. My home state of North Carolina has already been overrun by low rent carpetbaggers from the north east and midwest. I’m glad that South Carolinians are stepping up to make these leeches feel unwelcome. If websites like this keep even one of them from moving South then it was worth the effort.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:31 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuUQn4XSLRI
This is what happens when an overrated team meets the speed of the SEC. This is a 6.5 clip of the most pivotal moments in the Championship Game. It is obvious, that the big ol’ cornfed Fuckeyes weren’t even deserving of playing in that game.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Great quote from the above posted story:
“At the same time, the Census figure “points out we need to develop opportunities in Ohio to keep people here and help them make that choice to stay in Ohio,” Teets said.
Mike Kernik, a Capital University student in Columbus, said he wants to remain in Ohio after graduation and be a physical education teacher and football coach.
But he’s not certain the jobs will be here. “Not real good,” he says of prospects at the moment.
If nothing is available in Ohio, he says he’ll look in the south. “South Carolina, North Carolina, seems like a lot of jobs open up down there for education,” said Kernik, 21, of Shadyside in eastern Ohio.”
Doesn’t sound like BAAYY-BEE BOOMAHS to me Beau. Sounds like their worthless children are clogging up the roads just as much. Anyone who’s seen them uglying up the bar seen in the past few years can attest to that. The truly great thing is that the best and brightest probably CAN get employment in Ohio. We’re getting, in the words of Danny DeVito: “..all the crap left over.”
July 20th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
#90 Should have all the pasty Ohioans working on a rebuttle for the rest of their lives…
July 25th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Indeed. We aren’t getting the cream of the crop. We’re getting the rejects who couldn’t make it in Ohio, New Jersey, California, Mexico, etc.
August 24th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
They have invaded beautiful Lake norman as well. I will discount my commission on sale of house by 50% if they promise to not come back. Ceratin restrictions apply. Before any of you fuckeyes try to attack my quasi Southern intellect, understand this. I graduated from one of the best prep schools in the nation and chose to get my college education in South Carolina with many other options available. I despise the arrogant and ignorant attitudes of all the hicks from Ohio that come here to escape the depravity in the fuckeye state. I welcome all people to join me here in the Carolinas as long as you shut the hell up about where you are from and how friggin great it was.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Even if they can shut the hell up about where they are from and how great it was in Ohio they are not wanted in SC. Don’t welcome them to join you here in the Carolinas. We don’t need another Fuckeye. We need to get rid of all the ones we have here now.
August 31st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
YANKEE GO HOME!!!
August 31st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
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September 2nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
hello, to all. I am a father of two from ohio that vacations once a year in myrtle beach. I love the state of S.C. I also love were I live in Ohio. My first visit to your great state though was not a vacation. I voluntered my time with no pay helping the area after hurricane “hugo” past through with it’s destruction. Of the many people we rescused the first few days , not one gave a damm i was from Ohio. For some on this sight I would think twice about saying all from Ohio are bad. Like every state in this country ( yes even S.C. ) There are some real shitheads along with real good people. I love your state and the myrtle beach area to vacation, I also like going back to my home in Ohio……………
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Stay in Myrtle Beach.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:01 am
Stay in Myrtle Beach…………… that was not what was asked of us 45 volunters who resused over 130 pepole up and down that cost. If we did indeed stay in M.B. only Iwould say that some of your fellow statesman ,women &children wwould not be alive today !! Like i said before there are shitheads everywere and you must be one. OHIO
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
SC Fan “resused” over 130 people up and down that cost. There are shitheads everywere. ONLY in Ohio is there a dumbass stupid enough to post comments with so many errors. Must be a teacher. Do us all a favor - don’t volunteer (spelled correctly) to EVER come back to SC. We don’t want your help. Help yourself and learn to spell. Dumbass.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
WHO CARES ABOUT MYRTLE BEACH? THE SC NATIVES DON’T GO THERE ANY WAY. WE TRY LIKE HELL TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU BUCKEYES. ENJOY THE WAVES AND THE OTHER YANKEE TOURISTS -STAY IN MYRTLE BEACH. FOREVER IF YOU NEED TO.
September 4th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Wow, hurricane hanna and yo momma……….kinda harsh on S.C.fan . You both sound like one of the third world countries that will burn the U.S. flag , protest in the streets about our goverment then beg us for help when some natural disaster takes out your sorry city,town or state. In 49 other states s.c.fan and his rescue team would be consider heros, But not in S.C. I happen to know that same rescue team that s.c. fan belongs to also spent two weeks at the twin towers after 9-11. Did either one of you go ? Did you think that they were all ” yankess” anyway and were not worthy of your help.I have been lucky enough to have stayed or vacationed in most our states in this country. In all of these states the “tourist” dollars spent there are greatly appreciated for the welfare of that area. What would the unemployment rate and the economical hit be if S.C. did not have the tourist dollar ? Let me finish this by saying my son from the great state of OHIO has been a Marine D.I. instructer in S.C. for the last 12 years helping train young men from all over this country to serve and fight in combat for sorry as complainers like yo momma & hanna…GO BUCKEYES !!
September 4th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Dear Northern gals. I am so very sorry . I was just tryin’ to get sum attention. I am a skanky ho and i don’t know no better. You Northern gals are all so smart and beautiful and I know that I will never measure up to any of you’s. I walk the 30 blocks to the public beach access every day and beg the tourists for a hand out. Sometimes I try in offer my swallowing skills to the handsome Northern men. BUT they aint want nuthin to do with me. Sometimes I pretend that I am stayin at one of those purdy hotels on the beach front. I even jump in the pools to get a bath. See I do try to get clean. At the end of the day, I walk home the 30 blocks and call it a good day. My lil Tammie May is only 7 years old, but she keeps a good eye on my brood while I am out beggin . I pologize for my dumb stuff i wrote on here, after all i’m only a crack hore. love to all you’n northern people, we need your money so keep comin’ back!
September 4th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I want to be a Carolina Girl so bad. So does my other personality Buckeye Girl. I am fat and ugly and don’t have anything in my life other than my TV and my food. I have tried all my life to be thin but it just doesn’t happen. I am so desperate that I am telling people that I am going on a trip to Charleston and staying in a condo until the end of October. I really live in a psycho unit in a mental hospital in Ohio. I am going to be out of my straight jacket tomorrow. I will have to double my meds but it’s a start. I am so pathetic that I am even telling people that I am flying into Charleston, SC on Monday. In fact - I am so fucking fat that I can’t fly. I would have to pay for 3 seats and I doubt the plane could get off the ground. I hate myself but I love Buckeye Girl. She is so good to me. She gets me off. Especially when she talks about Sherman. I won’t be going to Charleston but I am going to pretend that I am there and that I am a TRUE CAROLINA GIRL.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Bubba, I mean skanky ho’, get a life, get a job’ stop blowing everyone.
September 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
S.C. FAN, you’re the kind of Yankee that we like. You vaction here and go home. Kudos.
September 21st, 2008 at 11:04 am
S.C. Fan-
It’s a shame you came down here at all, but at least you went home! Of course you went to Myrtle Beach, which I actually consider part of Ohio. No doubt you hit up the all-you-can-eat crab leg buffets that are situated on every block. Did you take your redneck ass to play putt-putt too? I will make you a deal: you can have Myrtle Beach. We will give it to you. If you will continue to vacation there, I will grant you one palm tree sticker.
September 21st, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Buckeye d please keep your yankee tourist dollars. STAY in Ohio where you belong.
November 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
I think it is rather funny that none of these people from Ohio actually know what the Civil War was REALLY about…states rights! We didn’t particularly approve of the federal government telling us how to govern ourselves.
I was born and raised in Myrtle Beach and the amount of ignorant Yankees who all move here and start to complain is ridiculous! Our climate, GOOD traditional food, scenery, pretty ladies and laid back way of living is SO HORRIBLE. That’s why you moved here right, or was it for the sister fucking, Sweet Tea, and double-wides?
The only thing of value in Ohio is Cedar Park…period.
And while we are talking about racists….last time I checked, BTW, the largest active factions of the KKK are registered in……. you guessed it, OHIO!
November 15th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Andrew you’re truly an idiot. It’s not called Cedar park. Try Cedar point you fucking retard. You said it perfect right here…..
That’s why you moved here right, or was it for the sister fucking, Sweet Tea, and double-wides?
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
You can have South Carolina. We do know, the Civil War was about State rights, not slavery. Once slavery came to the forefront of the Civil War, southerners did their best to keep their slaves. Slavery was ended, because of the North. I love living in Ohio. I have been to North and South Carolina. They both are starting to look like the third world cesspools, your ILLEGAL MEXICAN and SOUTH AMERICAN ALIENS, ran from. You bring in tens of thousands of ILLEGAL MEXICAN ALIENS to be your modern day slaves. I love it. You are worried about Ohioans, while FOREIGN ILLEGAL ALIENS are taking over your schools, hospitals and soon your state government. We will gladly go back to Ohio, that still resembles a 1st world status. Have you been to Southern California lately (I mean Mexifornia)? It was once called The Golden State, that will soon, be your fate. Your greedy appetite for ILLEGAL FOREIGN cheap slave labor, will eat your state alive. You are destroying yourself, from within. ROFLOL!!!!
December 26th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
The only fuckers taking over our schools, hospitals and soon our state government is a bunch of yankees from Ohio. You people are the absolute worst humans ever made.
We’re so glad you love living in Ohio. Hopefully you will stay there. Don’t even come here to vacation. Tell all your friends/family too. STAY NORTH YANKEES.
December 27th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I am from Ohio, and I would like one of you to tell me to go back. To my face that is not on here. That way I can stomp a (mudhole) in your ass. I live on James Island, Anytime u like.
December 27th, 2008 at 9:04 am
I am from Ohio, and I would like one of you to tell me to go back. To my face that is not on here. That way I can stomp a (muddhole) in your ass. I live on James Island, Anytime u like.
December 29th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Do you always repeat yourself? You yankees have such huge loud mouths that we ALWAYS hear you the first time. No need to say it twice.
GO BACK TO OHIO.
GO BACK TO OHIO.
Stop sucking your mamas titty and stomp a “muddhole” in my ass. Yankee boy.