These are some facts that we’ve dug up about Ohio and the people who live there.

Verified Facts

• Ohio is one of the fifty states in the United States.
• Cliff “Fatty” Emmich is from Ohio.
• The fattest president in American history (William H. Taft) was from Ohio.
• More people flee Ohio than any other state.

Probably True Facts

• Kids in Ohio spend all their time playing either “Kick the Can” or “Roll the Tire”. But only with adult supervision - twenty five kids died last year playing “Kick the Can”.
• Ohio has a fully deployed four billion dollar anti-ballistic missile defense system, which is really just one billion one dollar bills stapled together.

Unverified Claims

• Ohioans are the worlds largest consumers of baby seal.
• The high school exit exam in Ohio requires that students count to infinity. Three times.